Author Lynetta Halat Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

Author Lynetta Halat answered my questions! Her day job as an 8th grade teacher made it  challenging to answer a lot of the probing ones ;-) Its actually just as funny reading her dodgy-answers hehe!

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you ? 

Recently…my eighty-six year old grandmother telling people that she knows my husband and I have a “healthy” relationship based on having read the hot scenes from my book!

Craziest Fan moment ? 

I’m sitting at my desk preparing to commence the school day when a fellow teacher strides in my room, waving her arms around and gesticulating. She’s inarticulate…Umm, Is she gonna hug me or hit me? I’m wondering. She was that blown away by my book…in a good way, thank goodness!

Favorite book and/or author ?

 Gone with the Wind…Margaret Mitchell

Pick one !

Import or Muscle car

 Import…Red MINI anyone?

One Direction or Justin Bieber? 

Umm..Yeah, neither…Foo Fighters!

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate ? 

Milky…

Sam or Dean ?

 Dean, got a penchant for bad boys. ;)

Commando , Boxers or Briefs ? 

Boxer briefs

Damon or Stephan?

Damon…Why? See above!

Wine or Mixed drink ? 

Depends…Usually, I’m a wino.

Coke or Pepsi ? 

Barq’s Root beer. I’m from Mississippi, dude!

Biker boy or Rocker dude ?

 Do I have to choose? Umm…Lately, biker! Thanks to Madeline Sheehan and Kristen Ashley! ;)

Whips or chains ? 

I’m a giant wimp, which is the only reason I have no tattoos!

Do you believe in vampires? 

Of course I don’t BELIEVE in vampires. You don’t have to believe in them to know they exist…Just like unicorns.

If you could have a super power what power would you pick? 

The ability to read books in a single bound. My TBR is filled with spectacular books that I just can’t get to fast enough! Ugh!!

Screamer , moaner or silent ? 

Hmm…Implied answer alert! :D

What would you do with your super power if you had it?

 Read books really, really fast and absorb every detail, every nuance! Oh, and write amazing reviews in mere seconds on every review site!!

Would you abuse your super power? How? 

Umm…Yes! I would read every book ever written! Nerd alert!

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage? 

Pinot Grigio

Do you ever leave home without panties on ? 

Nuh uh…

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?

Nope.

What is the strangest place you ever had sex? 

I teach 8th graders…20 questions just became 12! Sorry!!

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex? 

Reading is HOT!

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?

 Love my Navy man…

Does size matter ? 

Size only matters in horseshoes and hand grenades. Oh, wait…That’s accuracy.

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy? 

Nope, see above comment about bad boys.

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy? 

Yeah, NO!

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking? 

Yeah, NO!

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had? 

Pillar of society here, folks!

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?

Leader of future generations!

Most embarrassing sexual Experience ? 

Reputation to uphold!

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day? 

Argue with me.

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out? 

Long blonde hair, green eyes, loves to eat, hates to workout, has big grin on face, talks to random people in checkout lines about all kinds of random things.

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like? 

I can’t believe my husband is going to bed at 8:00!

What is a question you want me to ask you? 

I think we’ve about covered it! ;)

What is a question you refuse to answer? 

Sex questions…Yeah, those are awkward when you know thirteen-years-old be creepin’ on you!

Any tat's or piercings ? if so where .. 

Haha!! I <3 piercings, but I don’t have any, other than the usual, at the moment.

Biggest turn on ? 

Intelligence…

Biggest turn off ? 

Hatred…

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet ?

 Bestseller’s List…ANY bestseller’s list!

Your stand on sex toys ? 

No, I don’t stand on sex toys! That would be weird!

Pet peeve? 

Grammar…Always grammar!

So tell us something nobody knows about you ? 

My best friend just confronted me with this…She told me I had a girl crush on Madeline Sheehan. I didn’t even know that, but it makes total sense!

What did you think while reading these questions ? 

That they were delicate, hard hitting, and insightful.

Dominant or Submissive? 

Let’s just say that my husband wishes I were this way in all aspects of my life and not just the one…

Thanks again for being here, we had a blast and hope to have you back again soon . 

It was real, Kayla!

Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go ?

 Thanks for having me! This was, by far, my most unique interview!!