Eva Lenoir Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile:

Author Eva Lenoir took our Truth challenge!

Find her at her facebook page here!

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you ?

My bachelorette party. Let’s just say that walking the streets of the city with a huge dildo hanging around my neck and dressed like a working girl is definitely blush-inducing.

 Craziest Fan moment ?

Hmmmm, I’m kind of disappointed because I don’t have one. Maybe this interview will incite some craziness :D

 Favorite book and or author ?

Evil, evil question. Okay, just so I can limit the choices, I’ll stick to the Romance/Erotica genre. I’ll have to go with Lorelei James’ Rough Riders Series. From that series, I’d have to go with Kylie and Jack’s story.

Pick one !

Import or Muscle car

Definitely import. Which isn’t import where I live, it’s actually local :D

One Direction or Justin Bieber

…for self-inflicting pain? I suppose either one would work but the Bieber would make my ears bleed faster.

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate ?

All three and preferably at the same time. Nothing is more appealing than a foursome. Oh wait! Are you talking about REAL chocolate?

Sam or Dean ?

Pfft, I would just alternate days. But if I must choose, I’ll start with Dean and then move on to the brother :D

Commando , Boxers or Briefs ?

Easy access, always! Commando all the way.

Damon or Stephan

Definitely Damon. Who could resist those baby blues and that killer smile?

Wine or Mixed drink ?

Hands down, wine! I’m from France, I do believe it is illegal to choose anything over wine.

Coke or Pepsi ?

Champagne. What? It also has bubbles.

Biker boy or Rocker dude ?

You are trying to kill me, aren’t you? Well, since my hubby is a biker I suppose my choice has already been made ;)

Whips or chains ?

Ahh, easy. Both :D But since you insist on one…I’ll go with the sting of the whip.

Do you believe in vampires?

Duh! I’ve got a plethora of them talking to me. In my head.

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?

Invisibility. Man, what I wouldn’t give to see things I’m not supposed to see :D

 Screamer , moaner or silent ?

Moaner, right before I scream. Then I go silent.

Ever been arrested if so what for ?

Nope, too smooth to get caught!

Who is your celeb crush ?

This week? Adam Levine. I kind of want to….ah, nevermind.

Author you'd love to bang ?

John Grisham but I’m not sure his wife would appreciate that comment!

What would you do with your super power if you had it?

Anything I want.

Would you abuse your super power? How?

Absolutely. Where would be the fun, if I didn’t?

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

Wine. Always.

Do you ever leave home without panties on ?

:D

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?

Yes. Nosy, nosy….Do you need some ideas? Because I hear elevators are fun ;)

What is the strangest place you ever had sex?

Strange? I don’t believe there is such a thing J

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex? Ah, actually having it, I think. BUT…since I must choose then reading works wonders.

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?

Cliché really but…damn, firemen do it for me!

Does size matter ?

You bet your orgasm, it does.

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?

Nope.

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?

Nope.

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking? Nope.

Ever been caught doing the dirty ? spill it !

Yep, more than once.

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?

One word. Chippendale.

Ever swung for the other team?

Nope.

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?

Oh man…I actually started laughing at some random thought and couldn’t stop. We both ended up with tears streaming down our faces, laughing uncontrollably. Yeah, not my greatest moment.

Most embarrassing sexual Experience ?

Let’s just say my memory faltered. Again, not my greatest moment.

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?

Scratch my balls, piss anywhere I want and bang anything that walks. What? I thought it came with the male genes?

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?

Tall, blonde, big-busted and thin waist with supermodel long legs. Oh…you mean they are supposed to actually FIND me? :D

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?

How grateful I am to have their friendship J

What is a question you want me to ask you?

Hmmmm, how about: What time would you like Adam Levine at your door for your date?

What is a question you refuse to answer?

Anything Religious or Political.

Any tats or piercings ? if so where ..

2 tats. One on my hip, the other on my shoulder. Had a belly piercing but took it out during my pregnancy.

Biggest turn on ?

Dirty talk.

Biggest turn off ?

Back hair.

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet ?

A whole boat load!

Your stand on sex toys ?

The more the merrier

Pet peeve?

Just one? Okay, forgetting that grammar exists. It should be used and not abused.

So tell us something nobody knows about you ?

I have a dirty mind. What? It’s true!

What did you think while reading these questions ?

Someone has a dirtier mind than I do J I’m impressed!

Thanks again for being here, we had a blast and hope to have you back again soon . Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go ?

I would love to see Alex Cook answer these questions, I need a good laugh!