S & M's Book Obsessions

S & M's Book Obsessions




What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you ?

Mistress M- Once I was SUPER drunk standing outside a bar & I guess I was talking really loud about going back to someone house with my girlfriend & having a threesome & a fight broke out. The guys I was with another group of guys. I felt super bad the next morning

Mistress S- When I was younger I was hanging out with my then boyfriend, brother, mom, and some friends at my mom’s house. My brother pissed me off and since I was a little naive and didn't know exactly what it meant I threatened him in front of everyone and told him I was going to give him blue balls... I meant kick him so hard they would bruise. Everyone stopped what they were doing looked at me and started laughing. Then said don’t ever say that to your bro again that is disgusting. I didn't find out till years later what it meant. Then I was über embarrassed lol! I'm still a little red in the face talking about it!

Craziest Fan moment ?

Mistress M- I am my biggest fan & I stalk myself way too much… Kind of creep myself out sometimes.

Mistress S- I get really excited with interaction with authors on our pages. The first day we started and got a retweet from an author that I have read like every book of was surreal but I haven't really had any crazy moments just surreal!

Mistress M- its true she flipped the fuck out.

Favorite book and or author ?

Mistress M- New Species by Laurann Dohner. I love her books. I inhale them. I even take off work on days she has new releases.

Mistress S- It is so hard to choose favorites when there is so many books out there but if I had to pick I would pick a favorite author being Kristen Ashley! She can write a book that gets me ready to go!!

Pick one !

Import or Muscle car

Mistress M- Import, muscle cars take lots of care.

Mistress S- Muscle car there's something so sexy about seeing a hot guy in a muscle car! All American all primed and ready. Plus the car is awesome and loud…. have you ever sat in one? It vibrates in all the right places.

One Direction or Justin Bieber

Mistress M –Neither…. I like men not boys. I would break them.

Mistress S- Eew I'm from a backstreet boy n sync era! But I guess bieber cuz he looks worth teaching a thing or two if I'm desperate for entertainment.

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate ?

Mistress M- White Chocolate… cleans up easier.

Mistress S- Dark Choc. Makes my mouth go all watery!! Only in small doses.

Sam or Dean ?

Mistress M- Don’t really watch the show but I guess I’ll pick Sam. He’s the funny one right?

Mistress S- I would give my kidney to be able to lick Deans abs!! You don't want to know what I would give to lick lower

Commando , Boxers or Briefs ?

Mistress M- Briefs for sure. I like seeing the outline of the cock, it’s kinda like a tease.

Mistress S- boxer briefs def. I can't take a man seriously in tighty whities. And boxers and just lazy seriously guys wear boxers leave too much to the imagination! Boxer briefs in case butts like a glove and don't easily hide excitement!! And commando I don't want to get down to business and suck in a lint ball you know!

Damon or Stephan

Mistress M- Stephan I can’t do with all the fuck up Damon seems to do.

Mistress S- Damon oh my god not even a competition. He can suck my blood and do naughty things to me anytime!

Wine or Mixed drink ?

Mistress M- Champaign

Mistress S- Mixed drink. Wine makes me feel snotty! And tastes yucky!

Coke or Pepsi ?

Mistress M- Don’t really drink Pop… sugar free red-bull. It’s an addiction I can’t quit. I drink like 3 a day.

Mistress S- if I have to pick I pick or Dr. Pepper. Just saying! If I'm desperate for caffeine then maybe Pepsi

Mistress M- Fuck me, she will kill someone over a Dr.Pepper & I’m not even joking

Biker or Rocker?

Mistress M- Biker please. I don’t know what it is but I can never get into the rocker guys… I find myself rolling my eyes nonstop at them.

Mistress S- Biker boy, I refer earlier to my comment on vibrations! Plus damn they are all alpha bad ass guys who have muscles bigger than my head!

Whips or chains ?

Mistress M- If I have to pick between the two I’ll go chains. There is nothing like a great fucking tease to get your clit throbbing.

Mistress S- Def chains not much into pain but the vulnerability of being restrained makes me all hot and bothered thinking about it!

Do you believe in vampires?

Mistress M- Nope

Mistress S- the logical part of me no. But the horny side says hell fucking yeah!!

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?

Mistress M- I have always loved Mystique from the X-men. To be able to change into anyone.

Mistress S- totally mind reading!!!

Screamer , moaner or silent ?

Mistress M- Moaner but it’s really load… well that is if they are doing it right.

Mistress S- the louder the better I gotta know when I'm doing it right! And if he's screaming I'm doing something right

What would you do with your super power if you had it?

Mistress M- I would definitely change into Clay Matthews & touch myself all day,

Mistress S- I would totally listen to what other people think and call there ass out on it! I gotta prove I'm not the only screwed up person in the world.

Would you abuse your super power? How?

Mistress M- Well Yeah I abuse everything.

Mistress S- Shit yeah I would abuse the fuck out of it. Think dirty situation where a super-hot guy (my hubby) is getting excited but I just want to tease him if I know he's close I can get up get dressed and leave him stiff as a board. But then again I'm pretty evil!

Mistress M- It’s true she is pretty fucking evil… she just hides it better than me.

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

Mistress M&S- Ninja Turtles aka Red-bull & UV blue

Do you ever leave home without panties on ?

Mistress M- Only if I forget which has happened a couple of times but I normally wear them. NO CHAFING here.

Mistress S- I think the right question would be do I ever leave home with panties on...

Mistress M- Its weird she is very anit-pantie.

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?

Mistress M- I wish… I’m the boss & that would be highly awkward if I was caught.

Mistress S- Yes lol, I worked at Dq as a teen and me and my then boyfriend now hubby had a little fun in the back...

What is the strangest place you ever had sex?

Mistress M- Amusement park

Mistress S- you have heard of under the bleachers? Cliche right? Well we were on top of the bleachers after hours. It. Was. Awesome.

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?

Mistress M- Watching porn. A book takes a little to get you going but porn I’m a go in like 15 seconds.

Mistress S- All three I suppose it depends on the mood stupid answer but if I read about something that makes me hot but confused if people actually do that then I go investigate on the world wide web. I usually mute it though cuz that shit sounds fake as fuck!

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?

Mistress M- Hard labor jobs where they are all sweaty & a little dirty.

Mistress S- I have always had a thing for fire fighters!! Damn they are hot!

Does size matter ?

Mistress M- Somewhat. Doesn’t have to be big or anything but a lot of it is knowing what the fuck you are doing down there… HELLO my clit is over here & if I wanted you to hoover suck it off I would have used my vacuum.

Mistress S- I have only had the experience of two different…. Sizes so I will go with whatever my husband’s size is works for me. He def knows what he's doing with the equipment god gave him.

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?

Mistress M- Hell Yes, I see a cop & I swear its instant panties wet.

Mistress S- Not really lol, but I refer to the chains question

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?

Mistress M- Oddly enough I have not.

Mistress S- No, I have never seen one that ranked fantasy worthy in my book.

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?

Mistress M- Yeah I would… I would even see if I could sneak a picture… then I would post & share with you guys.

Mistress S- I would totally turn to my neighbor and be like hey look down by that girls dress does she have a stain on it or am I seeing things? Then when they look I would totally watch their facial reaction and then giggle with them!

Ever been caught doing the dirty ? spill it !

Mistress M- Oh man… The boy in high school who popped my cherry Dad walked in on us while his head was between my legs.

Mistress S- I was by my little sister I totally jumped off and took the covers with me. To this day I hope she gets flashes of my husband’s junk when she looks at him! Teach the brat to come into my room trying to interrupt my fun times.

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?

Mistress M- I don’t know, I think the worst is the walk of shame… Hair all wild, clearly hangover & it’s like fucking 6 in the morning & trying to sneak out without anyone seeing you. But it is a great feeling when you make it to your car unnoticed. It’s like a little victory.

Mistress S- well there was this girl...

Mistress M- I know what you’re thinking… and your probably right ;-)

Ever swung for the other team ?

Mistress M- I have & do swing with the other team.

Mistress S- I don't have a penis so nothing can be swung. Yup typical avoidance lol.

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had

Mistress M- One time I had threesome at a friend’s house & I was being loud yelling “Harder Harder” & when I walked out the room “bottom less mind you” I didn’t realize other people where in the house. I was like “Oh fuck”

Mistress S- I totally hate it when you are doing the naughty and you have a va jj fart those will kill a mood and you have to laugh it off in order to not die of embarrassment.

Most embarrassing sexual Experience ?

Mistress M- You know those cock rings that vibrate? Yeah well I was doing the deed & that shit came off inside me & he had to like dig it out… fuck that hurt. I walked funny for like 3 days.

Mistress S- answer above it was the most funny and embarrassing moment of my life... Shhh don't tell anyone!

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?

Mistress M- I would fuck for sure. I have always wanted to know what it would be like to cum like a man. What it feels likes.

Mistress S- I would totally get laid I want to know what a bj feels like from their point of view!

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?

Mistress M- I have jet black hair & like DDD boobs. Both are natural if you’re wondering.

Mistress S- short, and hot as fuck! Eh not sure I have been told I have a memorable ass though!

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?

Mistress S- damn that mirror is telling me I’m sexy!!

Mistress M- LOL… you’re a dork.

What is a question you want me to ask you?

Mistress M- Would I do the dirty with you? Of Course I would Crazy Chick… I would rock your world till your legs gave out.

Mistress S- How many licks would it take to get to the center... Of a tootsie roll pop. Answer I have no fucking clue and bite into that bitch!

What is a question you refuse to answer?

Mistress M- I’m an open book. Not embarrassed about what I done or plan to do.

Mistress S- how many voices are in my head? I couldn't give you an answer if I wanted there are too many to count and they randomly switch to different accents so they can't be identified.

Any tat's or piercings ? if so where ..

Mistress M- I’m all clean… no tattoo’s or piercing. I just don’t want to hear my father’s mouth.

Mistress S- I have my ears double pierced, cartilage pierced. Had my tongue, nose and belly button but removed those. When I turned 18 I got a tattoo, I wanted something I wouldn't regret when I was 80 so I got a rose with the word sexy above it on my ankle, cuz I totally want to still have that attitude when I'm 80. I also have a memorial tattoo on my right shoulder blade of a baby angle wrapped in his wings with my sons name above it.

Biggest turn on ?

Mistress M- Commands. I eat it up when a man bosses me around in the bedroom. Odd though when I’m with a woman I always seen to be the commander though.

Mistress S- smell I love the way guys smell, not if it's stinky but if they (my hubby) smell good i just want to stick my face in his neck and start licking.

Biggest turn off ?

Mistress M- BO I once invited this guy over to give me oral because he had a tongue ring & I had never had someone go down on me with one. Yeah well he showed up, we start getting down to it & he fucking smells. It’s called deodorant. I was like “I’m not feeling to good maybe you should go”.

Mistress S- Bad hygiene why would anyone want to get close to a guy that looks and smells dirty.

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet ?

Mistress M- I want to either get or give oral to two people at one. Sit on a guy’s lap while someone kneels down in front of us sucking & eating us both… hmm turns me on just thinking about it.

Mistress S- yeah I'm a freak so if I want to do it I try to find a way to do it.

Your stand on sex toys ?

Mistress M- The more the better… I’m always game to try anything

Mistress S- Yes please!!! What's the point of having sex if you can't step outside your comfort zone and try new things. I have a box I keep that if you took a black light to it it would glow neon!

Mistress M- You should have seen my face when I seen her fucking box. She pulled that shit out & it was fucking huge… Shit you not. I was like. WTF?

Pet peeve?

Mistress M- When a person gets over the top excited ALL the fucking time… Chill the fuck out.

Mistress S- close minded judgmental people, don't knock it till you try it.

So tell us something nobody knows about you ?

Mistress M- I orgasm a minima of 2-3 times a day. Either on my own or with someone helping me.

Mistress S- I am a master of avoidance if I don’t think about things then I don't dwell and they never happened.

What did you think while reading these questions ?

Mistress M- I like this crazy chick

Mistress S- My hubby is going to kill me for the way I answered a lot of these questions. I hope you appreciate it

Mistress M- Mine just rolls his eyes.

What position do you find the most arousing sexually?

Mistress M- Doggy for sure. I like to be bent over, him pounding into me while I play with myself & he plays with my ass… Nothing like feeling full everywhere ~Mistress M

Mistress S- You stole mine whore…. I also like doggy. You can get really rough in that position & things can get pretty fucking crazy.

Thanks again for being here, we had a blast and hope to have you back again soon .
Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go ?

Mistress S- I’m good I've told enough secrets and stories for one day lol