Crystal of Crystal's Many Reviews Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you ?

Ok this is a toss up, cause there are 2 things that popped in my head.. What I had done… Ok so I HATE doing laundry… with a passion!  So I use to wait until the very last pair of shorts to go to the laundry mat (I hated it so much I didn’t even have a washer!)  Well I was in the laundry mat and I was switching clothes and I realized that I couldn’t remember the last time I had washed my laundry shorts (you know that pair you are completely embarrassed to be in?)  So I just took them off, in the middle of the laundry mat.  It wasn’t until the guy at the next washer cleared his throat that I realized I had taken the undies off as well… So I had mooned the ENTIRE laundry mat.

 Craziest Fan moment ?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this actually just happened to me the other day.  I was collecting prizes for my M/M giveaway I have going on (like the hint I dropped there hint hint) and an author had messaged me talking about donating a book.  So I went online to check out the book, and I thought the name looked familiar.  So I clicked on the author name and realized OH SHIZ she writes one of my favorite series.  So then I actually said to her “Have you ever been talking to someone and realized who they are and started to have a fangirl moment?”  Talk about embarrassing…

 Favorite book and or author ?

Ohhhhhhhh I don’t really have a favorite book… I have favorites, and it just depends on my mood.  When I’m in that “love sick” mood, I love Pride and Prejudice.  When I’m in that “excited” mood, I think Red Phoenix is my go to girl.  When I’m really really mad?  I try to stay away from books because I would end up throwing them at people

Pick one !

Import or Muscle car?

Wow I didn’t know cars had muscles… (Sorry had to say that)  I just like cars that work?

One Direction or Justin Bieber?

So this is a tough question. I use to be all about the Bieber, but then again living with a 10 year old girl will do that to you, and I’m not really sure what One Direction is, I like going in all directions.

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate ?

I actually don’t like chocolate!! But if I had to pick, I would say white.

Sam or Dean ?

Jane or Elizabeth?  I don’t know anyone named Sam or Dean. Then again I don’t know anyone named Jane or Elizabeth either.

Commando , Boxers or Briefs ?

I am more a boxers person.  I love the light breeze that hits… oh wait, are you asking what I like wearing?  Or what I want others to wear?

Damon or Stephan

Hey look a tree! (quickly googles who the hell Damon and Stephan are)

Wine or Mixed drink ?

I will say mixed drink, because I have no clue anything about wine.

Coke or Pepsi ?

I’m not a drug user!!! (Like how I did that there??  Cause you know coke is a drug too!  Although they do claim that there is drugs in Coke, that’s why it’s so addictive.)  I am a Pepsi girl through and through.

Biker boy or Rocker dude ?

I’m going to steal my daddys answer for this one!  He said earlier “A rocker dude who rides a bike!”  Yes I know my dad is awesome.  Be jealous, very jealous.

Whips or chains ?

They both sound really nice. I mean you have the loud crack of a whip.  But the chains also like clink together.  But when I think about chains, I think about towing cars.  And now thinking about it more, when I think about whips, I think about cows.  I don’t know why though. *looks at the ceiling thoughtfully*

Do you believe in vampires?

Of course!! I actually believe in A LOT of the paranormal stuff out there. Because in all honesty, the ideas for it had to come from something.  It’s not like one day someone had a dream about a person who sucks the blood from another.  It had to start.

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?

I would want the super power where I wouldn’t ever need sleep!  Can you imagine how many more books you could read if you didn’t need sleep?  Oh and one where whatever thoughts I have in my head are put on the computer so that I wouldn’t have to type anymore either!

Screamer , moaner or silent ?

It depends on what’s happening.  If a cop is chasing me, I’m a screamer.  Who wouldn’t be?  I mean seriously, we have all watched those shows where serial killers impersonate cops he could be trying to kill me!!  Oh wait… you’re not talking about that are you?  Well in that case, I’m assuming since Kayla has this twisted mind, she might be talking about the S-E-X thingy.  It’s been so long I have no freaking clue!

What would you do with your super power if you had it?

Well shiz I answered this one already.

Would you abuse your super power? How?

I would transfer it to people, like my favorite authors.  So that they can get my books out sooner!

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

One with booze in it?

Do you ever leave home without panties on ?

On laundry day yes.

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?

Ummmmmm yeah… I use to be military so on night shifts, we use to sneak to the bosses’ offices :D

What is the strangest place you ever had sex?

Driving down the road crossing the Texas border.

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?

Reading a story.  It leaves sooooooo much more to the imagination.

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?

Firefighters, and yes I have wanted to ask one to put out my fire.  But there aren’t any good looking ones around her that I have found.  So hey, if you know of one, give him my number!

Does size matter ?

Well I don’t like my jeans to fit too tight cause then it’s just uncomfortable… oh wait, I did it again. Jebus woman you like your sex questions.  I would have to say to a degree yes.  But I’m not sure what degree because I lost the manual.

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?

Oh yeah... who doesn’t?  The handcuffs, the cop car hoods…

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?

Not really, I think part of that problem is I haven’t seen any hot guys that do those jobs.  I mean… I don’t know. Next question!

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?

So the “normal” me says no.  But the perverted me goes “hell yeah!”  And when she asks me what I’m doing, I’d just ask if she had fed her cat lately because it’s seeking attention.  (I’m not interested in girls; they are just fun to pick on at times! And seriously, if a girl is doing that she wants people to look!)

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?

I don’t know what you consider strange though, that’s the problem.  For me personally my strangest was the whole while driving thingy.

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had

When I couldn’t stop laughing.  And he freaking kept going, didn’t care that I was laughing at all.

Most embarrassing sexual Experience ?

That would have been one of the times it was at work and when we came out of the office, another couple was waiting for the room.

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?

Well the normal stuff, you know pee on the floor.  Eat chips and smush them into the carpet.  Drink a beer and burp like crazy. Oh and let’s not forget the farting that takes place.  Then get off and fall right to sleep.  That sounds like a typical guy day, doesn’t it?

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well that is up in the air.  If it’s at like the grocery story?  I would say the person in the pj pants and tank top.  Now if it’s at walmart, the girl who is running around in the superman cape with the old guy (who would be my dad) and singing “I believe I can fly”.  No this hasn’t happened YET, my mom won’t let my dad and me go to walmart together.  I think its cause she knows what will happen.

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?

Like in what sense? Like like? Or like love?  Cause I like Kayla cause she’s a trip, and the last thought about her was how strange it must be in her head.  Um Like love?  Would be my soon to be ex-husband because he finally filed the divorce papers! Woot woot! Only took him a freaking year to do it.

What is a question you want me to ask you?

This is soooooooooooooooooo confusing! You tricked me! I signed on to do this to answer questions! And now I have to ask a question.  I can’t do that.  I refuse.  You can’t make me! *crosses arms over chest*

What is a question you refuse to answer?

I will not under and conditions, answer that one question about that one thing at that one time with that one person!  I don’t care what you bribe me with, it aint happening.

Any tat's or piercings ? if so where ..

Yeah I have at last count like 12 or 13 tattoos all over the place.  And I have quite a few piercings, in a few places ;)  Leave that to your imagination.

Biggest turn on ?

Eyes, because they are the window into a person’s soul.

Biggest turn off ?

You know those arrogant guys? The ones who think they are gods gift to women?  And then they aren’t even that cute! That’s a turn off.

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet ?

Don’t really have one.

Your stand on sex toys ?

More power to ya! Ha ha ha ha ha I just got that! Did you get it?? More power?? You know like vibrators have more power? I kill me.

Pet peeve?

When someone says they will do something, and they don’t.  That bugs me. Because honestly all it takes is a message or a phone call saying “hey I know I said I would do this but I can’t.”

So tell us something nobody knows about you ?

I am crazy crazy shy.  Like stuttering and turning beat red shy.  If you ever meet me in person, I am complete opposite what I am online until I get to know you… again.

What did you think while reading these questions ?

That I had to clarify that I’m not a lesbian.  I don’t have any issues with lesbians, but me saying I’d stare at a woman’s yoohoo if she wasn’t wearing any undies, that confuses me.

Dominant or Submissive?

Sadist or masochist?

Thanks again for being here, we had a blast and hope to have you back again soon .

Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go ?

I have a total girl crush on Kayla, but she already knows that :D  But I would like some likes please!!!

Thanks yall :D

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