Kayla the Bibliophile's Dare to Tell the Truth Answers!

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?

I don’t get embarrassed very easily; I have no shame as you’ll soon learn. But if I had to pick, I’d say when I was trying to be hardcore and impress a boy (now my husband) by keeping up with the shots we were all drinking…water moccasins…yeah…let’s just say my 98 lbs. self got very, very sick.

Craziest Fan Moment?

Me as the Fan: When I asked Paul Marron to take off his shirt

at the Kresley Cole signing for Lothaire hehehe.

A fan of mine: When author Danielle Jamie fangirled out on me when we first started chatting. I think her exact words were, “OMFG, Kayla the Bibliophile just talked to me! OMG!!!” LOL!

Now we’re book besties!

Favorite book and/or author?

My all-time favorite book is Red Phoenix’s Brie Learns the Art of Submission. Hands Down.

Pick one!

Import or Muscle Car?

Dean Winchester’s Impala…so Muscle!

One Direction or Justin Bieber?

I love the Bieb’s and ain’t afraid to say it!!

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?

Dark. I LOVE dark chocolate! And my hubby hates it so I always get them all to myself!

Sam or Dean?

My vibrator’s name is Dean Winchester. My husband even refers to said toy AS Dean. As in, (sigh…) “Woman, you’ve warn me out. Go ahead and grab Dean.” Hehehehe!

Commando, Boxers, or Briefs?

Boxer briefs preferably. Briefs can be nice too, but NOT tighty whiteys!

Damon or Stephan?

Damon. I’d lick his damn skin off. Ian Somerhalder is MY Christian Grey!

Wine or Mixed drink?

Yes. Just…Yes.

Coke or Pepsi?

Pepsi! I don’t care what you say, they are NOT the same, and Pepsi is better!

Biker boy or Rocker dude?

Hmmm, neither really. I’m more the billionaire dom type. Although Jesse Ward does have a bike…

Whips or chains?

Chains while being whipped…they kinda go together ;-)

Do you believe in vampires?

YES! If you believe it hard enough…

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?

Teleportation so I could go to all of these damn author events going on everywhere!

Screamer , moaner or silent ?

Depends on how much my hubby’s had to drink.

Sober: moaner

A few to get him all relaxed and frisky: Screamer

He’s completely shnockered: Silent…lmao!

What would you do with your super power if you had it?

Go to every author event on earth! I’d meet all of my favorite authors and blogger friends, and I’d grope all the male models and disappear before they even realized what happened! Hehehe

Would you abuse your super power? How?

Oh, most definitely.

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

A sweet red wine we have here in Texas called Ghost Rider. So good.

Do you ever leave home without panties on?

Ew, no. Not with the books I read all the time.

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?

Yes! When I worked at GNC, it was completely dead, and we work alone. Hubs met me in the back room. Whhaaaaat? It was a Sunday it was dead! No one thinks to buy vitamins on a Sunday!

What is the strangest place you ever had sex?

Actually, author Laura Cooper asked me this questions and put it in her 7 Deadly Sins series!!

You know those model garden sheds outside of Lowe’s…yeah.

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching porn, or listening to sex?

Yes.

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?

Anything that puts you in a well-tailored suit and a billion dollars in your bank account ;-)

Does size matter?

Yes.

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?

Hasn’t everyone?!

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?

Ha! Not until this hottie exterminator came to rid my yard of fire ants last year. That guy was pretty!

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?

Bahahahaha! It’s like a train wreck, you probably can’t help but keep glancing back…but then I’d give in and tell her her Britney was showing.

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?

Hmmm….never had a STRANGE sexual experience.

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?

Let’s just say he had pushed a lot of air inside. I wasn’t really embarrassed though, it was just really funny, and the harder I laughed, the more air that came out hahahaha!

Most embarrassing sexual experience?

Again, I don’t get embarrassed. But a story about an embarrassing moment for the GUY: It was the first (and last) time me and the guy I was seeing were going to get it on. The poor thing goes to his night stand to rub this cream on himself that desensitizes his junk…ok embarrassing enough to be witnessing this (do that shit in the bathroom!) but then he doesn’t even make it halfway in before he loses it. Really?

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?

Masturbate. All day.

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?

I’m the skinny chick in pink with a huge as grin, more than likely laughing at my own jokes.

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?

My hubby’s hot. Jus sayin.

What is a question you want me to ask you?

Well seeing how this is MY interview, I can’t think of anymore!

What is a question you refuse to answer?

I’ll answer anything, I have no shame.

Any tats or piercings? If so where...

I have 11 tattoos, and 4 piercings.

Biggest turn on?

Hubby right out of the shower with just his towel on…uggghhhh tattoos, minty breath, smelling like his body wash, manscaped…could lick his skin off.

Biggest turn off?

Being sloppy drunk.

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?

Some of the stuff in Brie Learns the Art of Submission. My goal is to do EVERYTHING in that book. Hehehe!

Your stand on sex toys?

I have a collection that would rival Christian Grey’s.

Pet peeve?

Copy cats.

So tell us something nobody knows about you?

My parents never had to have “the talk” with me because I snuck off with my Mom’s Sandra Brown books when I was 12 ;-)

What did you think while reading these questions?

Damn, I did a good job on this shit! Hehe

Dominant or Submissive?

Dominant in everyday life, Submissive in the bedroom.

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