Let’s start with a
little foreplay…
What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have
done or had done to you?
I was partying at a
beach one night and I passed out on the beach. I woke up in a hole, covered in sand and there was a dog
licking my face. So I pushed up
out of the hole, looking like some evil, freaky sand monster and the elderly
couple who owned the dog ran away screaming and then I got to walk back to the
condo completely covered, head to toe, in sand.
Craziest Fan moment?
I had a woman chase
me through an office building once trying to find out when my next book was
being released. She was small, but
damn that woman could move. I swear she was a ninja.
Pick one!
Favorite book and/or author?
Import or Muscle car?
Muscle!! The louder the engine, the better.
Favorite song and/or musician?
I’m a huge music
lover, so this is an extremely difficult question. BUT, if I have to choose a song, I’ll go with the one most
people associate with me which is Safety Dance. (don’t judge , lol!)
White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?
I’m definitely a milk
chocolate kind of girl.
Sam or Dean Winchester?
Can I have
both?! As in sandwich style? (and
can I drag Castiel in as well?)
Commando, Boxers or Briefs?
Boxers
Damon or Stephan Salvatore?
Damon
Mixed drink.
Coke or Pepsi?
Coke
Biker boy or Rocker dude?
Hmmmm, I’ve dated both…and
both have their advantages (and disadvantages). I’ll have to go with the Biker.
Do you believe in vampires?
No. All the ones I’ve met ate regular food
and went out in the sunlight and didn’t sparkle or burst into flames…so I
determined they were fake.
If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
Mind Control
What would you do with your super power if you had it?
Try and take over the
world…
Would you abuse your super power? How?
Oh hell yeah!! If I got bored while I was out and about,
I would make groups of people break out into coordinated songs and dances. It would be epic.
Enough foreplay,
let’s get it on!
Tell us about your 1st time!
All I am willing to
divulge is that it was a HUGE disappointment after all the hype. Lol.
Screamer, moaner or silent?
That depends very
much on the amount of alcohol in my system.
Whips or chains?
Am I the one holding
the whip?? Because if so, bring it
on!! If not, then I’ll go with
chains, please.
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Red Bull and Vodka…dangerous
combination because it only leads to an awake drunk.
Do you ever leave home without panties on?
Well, there was that
one time, but we don’t talk about it much…
Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
No.
What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
A graveyard – on a
bench and not a grave! I’m not
THAT weird. Let’s just say
Halloween and alcohol can lead to interesting encounters. :)
What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a
porn or listening to sex?
Reading a sexual
story. Watching porn or
listening to sex only makes me laugh because people make weird faces and funny
sounds.
What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
Hmmm…I have no idea
on that one.
Does size matter?
Is this a real
question? (looks around) Are you serious?! YES! Size matters.
Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
Definitely and most
assuredly…no. No offense to the
boys in blue, but I’ve received far too many speeding tickets to be anything
but bitter. Lol.
Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service
Man” fantasy?
No.
If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s
skirt would you keep looking?
I’d probably be
laughing too hard to be able to keep looking.
What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
I can’t really think
of one.
Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?
That would be the
time I wore a … um … toy and allowed my boyfriend to hold the remote while we
went shopping for the day. At
times, it wasn’t really funny for me, but the boyfriend sure found it amusing.
Most embarrassing sexual experience?
I called someone by
the wrong name…it led to one of those awkward quiet moments where I just wanted
to leave, but couldn’t because, well, I didn’t have clothes on.
Dominant or Submissive?
Submissive until
someone grabs a cane. At that
point, I’d grab my own cane and it would become a sword fight.
A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?
Winning the
lottery…it just hasn’t happened for me yet.
Your stand on sex toys?
I don’t typically
stand on them. That’s not what the
instruction booklet said to do.
Siiiigh, that was
fantastic…how about some pillow talk?
What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
I’d probably sit
around being annoyed…because I don’t want to be a guy.
How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick
you out?
Look for the tall blonde
who appears to be completely clueless as to what is going on around her.
What's the last thought in your head that involved someone
you like?
“That sonofab*tch
left the coffee maker on again!” (My hubby has some annoying habits)
What is a question you want me to ask you?
“How much wood would
a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?” (3 times fast)
What is a question you refuse to answer?
Any tats or piercings? If so, where?
Tats and holes from
old piercings. I have my astrological
sign on my neck (Leo!) and two dragons on my lower back. I previously had my belly button
pierced and had a floating ring in the center of my tongue.
Biggest turn on?
The strong, silent
type.
Biggest turn off?
An overly emotional
guy. I can NOT handle men who
cry. I know! It’s wrong! But, yeah. Or
when a guy is a doormat, I can’t handle that either.
Pet peeve?
Ignorant people, busy
bodies, gossipers and generally, any person who uses their time bullying
others.
So tell us something nobody knows about you?
That I’m an evil
genius…but only on Thursdays and the occasional Saturday. Otherwise, I’m pretty much an open
book.
What did you think while reading these questions?
I want more
questions.
Thank you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good
for you as it was for me?
That depends – how
good was it for you?
Wonderful !!!!
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