Carey Heywood Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

 Carrie Heywood Edition

Let’s start with a little foreplay…

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?

Many moons ago I could super drunk with a friend and spent the evening sitting on a balcony shouting how much we hated small cocks to every person that passed by.

Craziest Fan moment?

I was at a signing, as a fan, not an author and I got recognized. It was the wildest thing, I watched her recognize and then turn bright red. I was with a friend and we both looked at each other like holy shit she knows who you are.

Pick one!

Favorite book and/or author?

At this very moment, because it changes, my fave book is Archer's Voice by Mia Sheridan. I love that mute virgin hermit.

Import or Muscle car?

Honestly I'm a Jeep girl but since that isn't an option I'll go with Muscle.

Favorite song and/or musician?

Right now it's Sweater Weather by The Neighborhood I'm also loving Block After Block by Matt and Kim and everything by Twenty One Pilots.

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?

Milk, my mother is Belgian so I consider my love of chocolate to be genetic.

Sam or Dean Winchester?

I don't watch much Tv these days...whichever one was on Gilmore Girls.

Commando, Boxers or Briefs?

Boxers or boxer briefs.

Damon or Stephan Salvatore?

See above...whichever guy was on Lost.

Wine or Mixed drink?

Captain and Coke.

Coke or Pepsi?

Coke!

Biker boy or Rocker dude?

It's guys in suits that get my heart racing but if I had to choose I'd say Rocker.

Do you believe in vampires?

Um...I only believe in the ones that look like the blonde dude from True Blood.

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?

Telekinesis

What would you do with your super power if you had it?

Clean my house while reading a book.

Would you abuse your super power? How?

Probably, to be funny.

Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!

Tell us about your 1^st time!

It was super sweet and on my boyfriend's birthday.

Screamer, moaner or silent?

Moaner

Whips or chains?

Neither, um ouch!

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

Captain and Coke.

Do you ever leave home without panties on?

Yep.

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?

Yes, an office I worked at.

What is the strangest place you ever had sex?

Suspension bridge.

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?

All of the above.

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?

White collar, I love suits...but, I also love uniforms so....

Does size matter?

Yes.

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?

Yes.

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?

No.

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?

Probably not.

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?

I was at a beach in Mexico in this weird building where I think they gutted fish during the day, laid out across this giant stone slab while the drummer from this band I went to see fingered me. My head was kinda hanging off the edge of the table and I watched the sun rise as I came.

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?

Before my actual first time my boyfriend and I tried to have sex twice before. We were each others first so we had no clue what we were doing. Having not seen any other dicks at the time I figured out later he was hung in comparison to the average male. It flat out would not go in. We gave up, I jerked him off and we decided to try again another day.

Most embarrassing sexual experience?

I can't think of any...knowing me I've probably tried to do a sexy strip tease and tripped or something silly like that.

Dominant or Submissive?

Dominant.

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?

Threesomes sound hot in books but I have a feeling they'd be awkward in real life. Curious, but not enough to try one.

Your stand on sex toys?

I like the ones that buzz :)

Siiiigh, that was fantastic…how about some pillow talk?

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?

Pee standing up a lot, have sex and scratch my balls.

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?

Tallish, slimish, long light brown hair, blue eyes, and a grin.

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?

To remind him not to shave (I love him scruffy).

What is a question you want me to ask you?

What is something I can't live without?

What is a question you refuse to answer?

Biggest regret.

Any tats or piercings? If so, where?

I have three tattoos, two on my arms, and one on the back of my neck. At one point in time I had six piercings, now I only have two.

Biggest turn on?

A hard cock.

Biggest turn off?

Feet.

Pet peeve?

Inconsiderate people.

So tell us something nobody knows about you?

I'm shy but I fake being outgoing.

What did you think while reading these questions?

They were fun and I hope my mom never sees them.

Thank you for answering my naughty questions.

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

I don't know how it was for you yet!

Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go?

Looking forward to The Houston Author Event!

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