Monica Murphy Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile



 

Let’s start with a little foreplay…

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?

I fell in front of a bunch of people once. Like went splat on my face. Didn’t hurt myself too bad but oh my God, it was so embarrassing.

Craziest Fan moment?

I’ve met so many amazing readers. It blows my mind that they came to see me. I’m just a wife and mom who sits in front of her computer all day you know? I haven’t had any fans who’ve lost their minds in front of me but the whole experience feels surreal. So I guess they’re all kinda crazy. In a good way.

Pick one!

Favorite book and/or author?

I can’t answer that! Too many amazing books and authors out there. I will say that Jill Shalvis has been my go to author for YEARS. I’m a fan. I might even stalk her (not really) (okay maybe).

Import or Muscle car?

Import!

Favorite song and/or musician?

I’m on a Katy Perry kick right now. I blame my daughter. She’s a total Katy Perry fan.

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?

All of it? LOL

Sam or Dean Winchester?

OMG can I admit that I don’t watch Supernatural? Would people hate me if I say that? Eeeep.

Commando, Boxers or Briefs?

Commando. Though there is something to be said for unwrapping the package. *winks*

Damon or Stephan Salvatore?

Damon! He’s so bad and tortured and so sexy with it.

Wine or Mixed drink?

Mixed drink.

Coke or Pepsi?

Coke

Biker boy or Rocker dude?

Ack, this is tough. Ummm….rocker dude.

Do you believe in vampires?

I believe in a lot of things. Ghosts. Aliens. But I don’t believe in vampires.

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?

Super strength! I’d be the strongest woman in the world.

What would you do with your super power if you had it?

I would save people in need cos you know, I’m cool like that. *winks*

Would you abuse your super power? How?

Well…maybe. But see I’d want to be a good super hero! So no.

Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!

Tell us about your 1^st time!

OMG! Okay it was quick and sort of painful at my boyfriend’s house.

Screamer, moaner or silent?

Ha, moaner.

Whips or chains?

Ouch neither! Though I have been handcuffed. Heh heh.

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

I love Malibu rum with pineapple juice. Yummm….

Do you ever leave home without panties on?

No. Not anymore. LOL

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?

Well, I met my husband at work. We might’ve snuck kisses there but never did anything too naughty. We worked at a place that was insanely crazy. As in, I could tell you endless stories of what other people did. So we never wanted to be a part of the story I guess. LOL

What is the strangest place you ever had sex?

Hmmm, I’m pretty boring. I’ve had sex outside but big deal right? LOL

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?

I’ll admit it…tasteful porn (there is such a thing I swear to God) can be a real turn on.

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?

I really love a guy in an expensive suit. Or when a guy’s been out working hard all day and he’s kind of sweaty. I go from one to the other don’t I?

Does size matter?

No. Well, big is nice, I’m not gonna lie. But if they know what they’re doing with it, then no, size doesn’t matter.

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?

Sure. “Arrest me, sexy cop in the sexy uniform. Cuff me and stuff me.” Ha ha ha.

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?

Long ago when I managed a clothing store at a mall, the UPS guy there and I flirted all the time. But nothing ever happened. Which was a shame. He was hot.

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?

No. But I did look up on the Internet years ago when photographers kept getting photos of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, etc. pantiless. So I’ve seen their va-jay-jays. Lucky me. LOL

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?

When I was sixteen I went to a party by the lake and met a guy. It was dark. We started talking and we went to someone’s car and made out in the back seat. He had his hands EVERYWHERE. What an octopus. He was a little drunk. Great kisser though. My friends dragged me out of that car and we went home. Turned out he went to a different high school and saw my friend a few days later and asked her for my number etc. She said she had to ask me first.

When she came to me and asked, I declined because I must confess: I liked the fact that I couldn’t remember his name, I don’t even remember what he looked like. All I remember is that he had nice lips and hair. So sort of strange but mysterious too you know? Cos what if we’d met again and he turned out to be a total jerk? I prefer the mystery. LOL

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?

Got caught fooling around in the back of my boyfriend’s truck late at night by the cops. That was embarrassing and funny—once the cops left.

Most embarrassing sexual experience?

There’s nothing worse than getting it on with your husband late at night and one of your small children walks into the room. Yeah. We’ve never moved so fast in our lives.

Dominant or Submissive?

Submissive. I don’t need to command it. I’d rather he be in control.

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?

You know, being a writer of romance helps you fulfill a lot of those crazy fantasies…in your mind.

Your stand on sex toys?

They’re fun. I’m not against them.

Siiiigh, that was fantastic…how about some pillow talk?

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?

I would touch my thang as much as possible. It’s like they can’t keep their hands off of it. So yeah. I’d be the same.

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?

Short. Chubby. Brown hair. Blue eyes. ß so boring! LOL

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?

How hard of a worker my husband is (he’s the one I was just thinking of). He’s been tackling a lot of big projects lately and getting them all done. He’s awesome.

 What is a question you want me to ask you?

Why are you so weird?

What is a question you refuse to answer?

Why are you so weird? Ha ha.

Any tats or piercings? If so, where?

No tats! Ears are double pierced. Nose used to be pierced. That’s it.

Biggest turn on?

Humor. I love a guy who can make me laugh.

Biggest turn off?

Sloppy kisser. Ugh had one of those once and he ruined it.

Pet peeve?

Irritating sounds. Alarms going off. My husband will get out of the car to grab something real quick and leave the door open and the car beeps. I hate that! So silly.

So tell us something nobody knows about you?

I like mystery remember? J

What did you think while reading these questions?

That you asked some pretty bold questions. I’m game though. For the most part. *winks*

Thank you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Oh yeah. Pass the cigarette please. J

Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go?

Thanks for including me in your crazy interview!

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