Emma Hart Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

Let’s start with a little foreplay…

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?

I’m not sure. I don’t really get embarrassed easily…

Craziest Fan moment?

When the girls from Four Brits and a Book blog told me they’re going to hump my legs in Edinburgh. (It will no doubt be overtaken by the real thing.)

Pick one!

Favorite book and/or author?

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen. I can’t help it. I love me some Darcy.

Import or Muscle car?

Muscle car.

Favorite song and/or musician?

It changes depending on what I’m writing, but right now it’s Sky Full Of Stars by Coldplay.

 White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?

Dark.

Sam or Dean Winchester?

Meanie. I refuse to answer.

 Commando, Boxers or Briefs?

Boxer briefs… But I’m not averse to commando… just sayin’.

 Damon or Stephan Salvatore?

Can I have both?

Wine or Mixed drink?

THIS IS SO MEAN. Both. Don’t make me choose between a Blow Job and a Rose. I mean, what?

 Coke or Pepsi?

Coke.

 Biker boy or Rocker dude?

Rocker—as long as he plays guitar. Them fingers. ;)

 Do you believe in vampires?

No.

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?

Mind-reading.

What would you do with your super power if you had it?

I’d totally stalk all the hot guys for research. What? I’m serious…

 Would you abuse your super power? How?

^^^ I’d stalk all the hot guys for research…

 

Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!

Tell us about your 1^st time!

LOLOLOL. Um, there isn’t much to tell. As in, it lasted two minutes, left me wondering WTF just happened and him with a very, very sore ego.

Screamer, moaner or silent?

Screamer. But don’t tell.

 Whips or chains?

I’m going with a hand.

 What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

Blow Job or Rose wine.

 Do you ever leave home without panties on?

I wear bikini bottoms when I go to the beach. Does that count?

 Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?

Well, I work from home, and it has been known for me to work, sexytime, then work again. So I guess yes.

 What is the strangest place you ever had sex?

On the stairs. Or over a car hood. Both are kind of awkward. And the second is definitely NOT my best moment.

 What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?

Writing it. It’s like mental porn.

 What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?

If it has abs I’m totally down with it. Really, I’m not fussed.

 Does size matter?

It’s not what you’ve got, it’s how you use it. But I do not begrudge size. At all. OKAY YES IT MATTERS.

 Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?

Uh, no, but I am now.

 Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?

No… I’m a little stuck on Cop Channing right now.

 

 If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?

Um, not intentionally. It would be more of a curious, “Why aren’t you wearing any?” and, “There’s a story here,” look.

 What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?

You didn’t get strange from the car hood sex?

 Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?

Losing my virginity. Looking back now it’s fucking hilarious.

 Most embarrassing sexual experience?

Don’t have one. I laugh that shit off.

Dominant or Submissive?

Both. I’m a sexual contradiction. Don’t tell me what to do but don’t expect me to tell you. LOL!

 A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?

Sex without being interrupted by kids. LMFAO!

 Your stand on sex toys?

Fucking brilliant. Ask the monster beneath my bed. ;)

 Siiiigh, that was fantastic…how about some pillow talk?

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?

I’d have a wank. Honestly. I want to know what it feels like for a guy to come because when I asked Mr. H he laughed at me. (To clarify, I was writing a blow job from a male POV and needed to know. It wasn’t dinner chat. LOL)

 How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?

The crazy girl wearing pink and the hot shoes.

 What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?

“Hmm, how can I bribe him to fill my wine glass?”

 What is a question you want me to ask you?

I don’t think it matters… you’ve asked me a ton anyway. ;)

 What is a question you refuse to answer?

There isn’t one. I’m an open book, baby!

Any tats or piercings? If so, where?

I have my belly button pierced, but I do want a tattoo. In one of my books my heroine got five birds tattooed on the side of her hand for love, grief, moving on, acceptance, and freedom. I want it on my foot.

 Biggest turn on?

Neck kissing and dirty talk. Oy.

 Biggest turn off?

Farting. LOL!

 Pet peeve?

When people chew with their mouth open. *cringe*

So tell us something nobody knows about you?

Um, I think I already did that.

 What did you think while reading these questions?

LMFAO you cheeky bitch. ;)

 Thank you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Absolutely.

 Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go?

Yes—I can’t wait to meet you and smoosh your face in Edinburgh. I also apologise in advance for any book grabs that may or may not happen. xo