Monday, February 17, 2014

Bomb by JA Huss Book Release Blitz!



BOMB by J.A. Huss (Rook and Ronin Spinoff) 
Publication date: February 17th 2014 

Genres: Contemporary, New Adult, Romance

Synopsis:Spencer Shrike is a plotter. Known for his ingenious, albeit illegal, plans that keeps the Team running efficiently and out of jail, he carries this same love of order into his personal life. He’s kept his long-time main squeeze on the sidelines for years as he builds the Shrike Bikes empire.Veronica Vaughn is an explosion ready to happen. Ronnie lives in the here and now. She lives for today. She knows what she wants, and she wants it now. And right now Ron the Bomb Vaughn wants Spencer shrike to leave her the hell alone. She’s done playing his game. She’s done waiting around. She’s moving forward with her own plots, plans, and dreams and she’s moving forward tonight. Ron the Bomb is finally—finally—gonna get some satisfaction.Too bad Spencer Shrike is standing in her way.


Need a taste of what's in store for you??  

“Do you want me to stop, Ronnie?”
Veronica hesitates and I pull back, but her hands grab mine and hold them to her body, tightly. “No, I don’t want you to stop.” She looks over her shoulder at me, her mouth open, her chest rising and falling faster than it was a few seconds ago.
I lean into her neck and kiss the soft skin, right under her ear.
She shudders.
“Oh, hell,” she sighs. “Maybe you should stop.”
I pull back immediately. “I will if you really want me to. But Veronica—” I reach up to turn her chin towards me. She has to reposition herself a little to look me in the eye. “Don’t say no because it’s expected of you. Or because you’re afraid I might hurt you. Or because it’s too soon. Because you’re mine, baby. I knew the moment I saw you last week, outside the bookstore having it out with your brother over something. I watched you stand your ground and toss your hair at the same time. And I told myself, She’s mine. I need her. I don’t know her, but I will. And now I do. And I want you. Not just for tonight, not for just a weekend, not for just this semester to pass the time, not just to get some kickass ink on my body. I want you for all those things, but I want them indefinitely.”
She lets out a long breath. “Holy shit, that’s sorta deep. What’s that even mean? Indefinitely?”
“It means I’m here, for as long as you want me.”
“But you don’t even know me, Spencer.”
“I’ve watched you for weeks. I know all I need to know.”
She’s silent for a moment, and then she stands up and turns around and straddles the long black leather seat, facing me. “What do you want me to say?”
I smile. “When I ask if I can touch you tonight, I want you to say yes. When I ask if I can kiss you tonight, I want you to say yes. When I ask if I can have you tonight, I want you to say yes. Just say yes, Ronnie. I want you to say yes. One word, that’s it. One word is all it takes. And I really will change your life.”
Her eyes dart back and forth, searching my face. I can almost hear her thoughts. Running all the questions through her mind, past conventional expectations. Past her father’s opinion of her. Past her brothers’ reactions if they find out she gave in to me after knowing me less than twenty-four hours.
And then she closes her eyes and whispers, “Yes.”
-- 


Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/20419934-bomb?ac=1


If you haven't read any of the Rook and Ronin series, start now!!  Here are the links:

ROOK AND RONIN SERIES:
BOOK ONE
TRAGIC AMAZON: http://amzn.to/1baVHbD

BOOK TWO
MANIC AMAZON: http://amzn.to/1bbpNs6

BOOK THREE
PANIC AMAZON: http://amzn.to/1ahml4K

FORD NOVELLA (Standalone)
SLACK: A day in the Life of Ford Aston

FORD NOVEL (Standalone)
TAUT: The Ford book
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AUTHOR BIO
J. A. Huss likes to write new adult books that make you think and keep you guessing. Her favorite genre to read is space opera, but since practically no one reads those books, she writes new adult science fiction, paranormal romance, contemporary romance, urban fantasy, and books about Junco (who refuses to be saddled with a label). 

She has an undergraduate degree in horses, (yes, really–Thank you, Colorado State University) and a master’s degree in forensic toxicology from the University of Florida. She used to have a job driving around Colorado doing pretty much nothing but shooting the breeze with farmers, but now she just writes, runs the New Adult Addiction and Clean Teen Reads Book Blogs, and runs an online science classroom for homeschoolers.

Author Links:

Gotta say, love these books, love JA Huss, can't wait for more!!  
~ Sassy Sara


Friday, February 14, 2014

Kayla the Bibliophile Tour Stop: Sex in the Title by Zack Love





Kayla the Bibliophile’s Review of Sex in the Title by Zack Love

So I had just finished editing Raw for Belle Aurora. Emotional rollercoaster on steroids. I needed something funny and light-hearted, as little angst as I could possibly find…anything to get me over my book-hangover. And like a gift from above, I came across Zack Love’s Goodreads Profile. Not even his book, but the author’s little bio itself:

Zack Love graduated from Harvard College, where he tried to create a bachelor’s degree in Women. With the bachelor portion of that degree in hand, he settled in New York City but – to afford renting his bed-sized studio – found himself flirting mostly with a computer screen and stacks of documents. Determined not to die a corporate drone, Zack decided to sacrifice sleep for screenwriting, an active social life, and Internet startups offering temporary billion-dollar fantasies.
To feed his steady diet of NYC nightlife, he regularly crashed VIP parties in the early 2000s and twice bumped into his burgeoning crush, a Hollywood starlet. But – much to Zack’s surprise – neither of those awkward conversations led to marriage with the A-list actress. Zack eventually consoled himself by imagining fiascoes far worse than those involving his celebrity crush. In the process, he dreamed up a motley gang of five men inspired by some of his college friends and quirky work colleagues. And thus was born Sex in the Title. But the novel is not autobiographical: Zack never had his third leg attacked by any mammal (nor by any plant, for that matter). In fact, keeping his member safe has been one of Zack’s lifelong goals – and one of the few that he’s managed to accomplish.

I laughed so hard. I LAUGHED as I wiped away the snot and tears leftover from my Raw induced ugly-cry, and thought, If I’m laughing this hard over the two paragraphs of this dude’s author bio, I wonder what the book is like.

Description:

New York City, May 2000. The Internet bubble has burst, and Evan's boss fires him with an email. The next day, his girlfriend dumps him, also via email. Afraid to check any more emails, Evan desperately seeks a rebound romance but the catastrophes that ensue go from bad to hilariously worse. Fortunately, Evan meets someone whose legendary disasters with females eclipse even his own.
To reverse their fortunes, they recruit their friends into a group of five guys who take on Manhattan in pursuit of dates, sex, and adventure. With musings about life, relationships, and human psychology, this quintessential New York story about the search for happiness follows five men on their comical paths to trouble, self-discovery, and love.

Ok, so APPARENTLY the “main character” is Evan, poor guy is effed from page 1. But that’s not who I want to talk about. Yes, everything he goes through is absolutely tragically hilarious, but my favorite out of all the characters is Heeb (AKA Sammy)! Although the entire book is sidesplitting, I found myself fighting to keep from skipping ahead to all of Heeb’s parts. Not your stereotypical book boyfriend, the man’s personality is just plain awesome. He was dealt a shitty hand ~ when you think of a Jewish dude, you automatically think of their luxurious locks of thick curly hair, right? RIGHT?! Well, I do… Anywho, poor Heeb has been balding since he was a teen, he’s not in the best shape…cough…and he has a job most would find ridiculously boring, but he genuinely loves. And even though he isn’t balding (Zack and I fought about this on messenger) I think Jonah Hill would be THE PERFECT Heeb.  
The book starts out with a couple of the guys knowing each other, and while reading I was looking forward to figuring out how they would all come together. And in typical Zack Love style, only the most embarrassing events could bring this bromance together.



If you are a fan of my page, you know that I am a total Smut Muffin. My review request form even asks at what percentage the characters get it on. This isn’t my typical smutty HEA love story that I normally read. This felt more like a movie or a Premium Channel TV show. And it would have me coming back week after week!

So great job, Zack…you’re pretty awesome…for having a penis.

DARE TO TELL THE TRUTH: A QUICKY WITH ZACK'S CHARACTERS

Sassy Sara's Review of Sex in the Title

As you've read above, Kayla got this book and wanted us to finally read a book together so we could write a joint review!!  Since you've already read a bit about the plot, I'm just going to tell you about my thoughts on the book.  

When it comes to this story, the characters struck me to be like a male version of Sex and the City.  That is in no way a bad thing since I really loved that quirky bunch of girls. Zack provided us with unique characters that all had their lovable quirks that started off almost like three separate novellas but eventually came together.  Each story line was a new situation with a new perspective on life.  I have to say that I would not mind finding myself a Lucky Chucky of my very own :)  

I find it refreshing to read stories written from a male POV as it takes everything we think about love, sex and romance and shows us that there are men that feel the same way we do about those things.  Zack gave us comedy and lovable characters that can be found everywhere in real life.  Evan, who the book started off being about, just can't seem to catch a break while Carlos has no trouble getting everything in life he wants and needs.  Since I'm a life long Jersey girl and have taken numerous trips to The City, I can almost see what Zack is describing in his book.  I'm also old enough to remember NYC before 9/11 so it was nice to be reminded of a time before the city was forever changed.

Let me be clear about this: I am not a fan of cliffhangers.  I'm even less happy if I go into a book not knowing that it will be a cliffy.  I got to the 98% mark of this book when I realized with a deep sigh that the story lines were not going to wrap up in one book.  I know other people feel the same way so I wanted to make sure no one was blindsided by this.  My greater concern was the fact that he has no plan in place, at this time, to write a book two.  His website says that while he understands there are unresolved issues, he has not decided if he wants to continue the series and wants the fans to be the catalyst that determines if another book will be written.  Also, for those of our fan base that feel more connected to the deeply erotic stories we normally review, this book is decidedly less graphic than one might expect from the name of the book.  Don't worry, you get to find out as the story goes along why this is indeed the perfect title for the book. I'm hoping that he does decide to continue with this series since there are so many directions he could take these characters if he took the plunge.

So Zack, let me be clear... 
Here's my vote to get book two started!!  

Dare to Tell the Truth: A Quicky with Zack Love's Characters




1-Most embarrassing sexual experience.

EVAN: Trying to convince a prostitute to give me a blow job "on the house" and learning -- in the most unforgettable way possible -- that you get what you pay for.
2- What would you do if you were a girl for a day.

NARC: I'd go round up three of my hottest girlfriends and take them over to Narc's place for a five-some.
3-What is the strangest thing a girl has ever asked you to do to her, and did you do it?

 
 
 
HEEB: The Japanese woman I dated, Yumi, had the most delicious, clean, and perfumed toes you could imagine. And she helped me to discover a toe-sucking fetish that I never knew I had. I've even tried licking Nutella off toes thanks to her. A small tip for those who want to try this at home: take the Nutella to the bathtub and proceed to lick it off while in the tub with her.

4-Where is the strangest place you've ever done it?
 

CARLOS: In retrospect it's not so strange, but -- at the time -- it seemed pretty bizarre and amazing to lose my virginity in the kitchen of an apartment being shown to me by a hot real estate broker.

5- Screamer, Moaner, or Silent?

TREVOR: I'm bloody moaning most of the time but it depends on the acoustics of the venue. If I'm quite sure that the place is sound-proof, I might allow some screaming to seep out.

6-What is the worst thing you've ever done while drunk?
 
HEEB: I let a really cute bar girl crack open a raw egg on my bald spot in college. She requested the honor in the most irresistibly flirty way and being drunk only made it that much easier to oblige her. The egg yolk seeped into the sides of my ears, which was quite possibly the grossest and most humiliating thing I’d ever done to charm a woman. Little did I know how much worse things would get after college.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

David Michael Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile



All our bibliophiles can all thank the lovely and talented Lola Stark for her recommendation!!


Let’s start with a little foreplay…

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?
Well… Let’s just say it involved an overshoot on a first date… Not sure if you’ve ever shot your load up someone’s nose before, but it’s kind of an awkward way to end a first encounter. Luckily for me, he took it pretty well and it didn’t ruin the fun!

Craziest Fan moment?
My craziest fan moment didn’t even involve one of MY fans! I had made a promise to the wonderful fan base of Lola Stark that if they asked nicely, I would post a video of me shaking my ass to Bruno Mars… Well, HUNDREDS of them asked nicely… Then I remembered that I can’t dance. At all. So I made a compromise and posted a moderately naughty picture for them to enjoy. O.M.G. They went NUTS! My penis got quite the pat on the head that day (pun intended)!

*Sigh* Gay or Married...  :)

Pick one!

Favorite book and/or author? 
There’s no way I can pick a favorite book… There are WAY too many! But Nora Roberts is the reigning queen of my favorite author list. Tell anyone that and you’re dead!

Import or Muscle car?
Muscle care, baby! Late model mustang! **drool**

Favorite song and/or musician?
Favorite song of the moment is ROAR by Katy Perry.
My favorite musician is and always will be Garth Brooks, though!

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?
I hate chocolate of all colors… **hides**

Sam or Dean Winchester?
Dean all the way… I would do things to that man that most of you wouldn’t want to read about…
  

Commando, Boxers or Briefs?
Boxer-briefs or briefs for sure. Depends on my mood.

Damon or Stephan Salvatore?
Who?

Wine or Mixed drink?
WINE! I actually make my own wine, so I tend to drink a LOT of it!

Coke or Pepsi?
I don’t drink soda. Like, ever.

Biker boy or Rocker dude?
Rocker dude. My uncle is the president of a MC and those boys have some fucked up priorities.

Do you believe in vampires?
Negative. I can think of a few I’d like to bang though **cough** Eric Northman **cough**


If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
The ability to absorb and retain information by touch.

What would you do with your super power if you had it?
Learn EVERYTHING.

Would you abuse your super power? How?
Hell yes I would! Can you imagine how cool it would be to be able to shake someone’s hand and know everything about them?

Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!

Tell us about your 1st time!
Well, besides the fact that it was with my substitute physics teacher in high school, it was relatively uneventful. I’ve had MUCH better sex since then!

Screamer, moaner or silent?
Silent sex? Really? Creepy… I like it loud, thank you!

Whips or chains?
Yes, please!

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Tequila! Naked!


Do you ever leave home without panties on?
I had a commando day yesterday, actually!

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
Yes. I got head from the phone repair man at work once (no fucking joke) in the kitchen at one of my jobs. And when I worked as a manager for a parking structure, I used to get down on the bottom level of the garage all the time!

What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
In the back seat of my mom’s Ford Taurus while parked in a cemetery…

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
Watching porn for sure. It’s a hands free activity and the sounds of sex freak me out a little. I like my porn muted. I wonder if they make porn for deaf people… Hmm…. How would you even begin to subtitle that?

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
As in, what profession am I most likely to bang? I think I’d have to say cheerleading… Male cheerleaders make me drool on myself…

Does size matter?
HELL YES! I draw the line at my own penis. If you try coming at me with anything bigger than mine, you’re gonna get the fucker chopped off.

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
Been there, done that. They don’t like using handcuffs in the bedroom. “I put those things on criminals all day long blah blah blah…” Not sure I’d ever go there again, to be honest.


Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
Bwahahahahaha! Refer to “Have you ever had sex while at work?”…

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
Negative. I’d lean over and whisper in her ear (a la Anthony Hopkins) “I can smell your c*#t from here.”

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
Sex with a woman while staring at pictures of the men she had tacked to the ceiling….

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?
Sex in a tent on a family camping trip while lying three feet away from my sleeping ex… We laughed SO hard for some reason after we finished… It may have been the permanent dental records imprinted in my shoulder from the other guy trying to be quiet…


Most embarrassing sexual experience?
See #1

Dominant or Submissive?
Depends on my mood! I’m pretty aggressive, so dominant tends to happen more often, but I’ll submit to the right guy…

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?
Being in love. The two-way kind of love, not the one-sided variety. I know, feel free to gag, but I’m a hopeless romantic at heart.

Your stand on sex toys?
I have some… Do they get used? Not really. I think I’ve used most of them once. I’ve actually given some away because they sit around my house in their packaging for so long…

Siiiigh, that was fantastic… 
How about some pillow talk?

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
Bwahahahahahaha! I win at this question! We’ll change it to a girl though, for the sake of being entertaining… If I could be a girl for a day, I think I would want to have a period. Then I would sit around and watch Steel Magnolias, Pay It Forward, Dancer In The Dark, Moulin Rouge and A Walk To Remember all day while eating copious amounts of ice cream and crying into my snuggie. Wait… I’m a gay boy… I get to do that anyway without the bleeding hatchet wound… Never mind. I don’t want to be a girl. Ever. Thanks though!


How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
Tall, dark, handsome and impeccably dressed?

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
Bwahahahahahaha! Thank God this isn’t a family show! Actually…. That’s pretty close to the last thought I had about someone I like…

What is a question you want me to ask you?
Do I have any party tricks? (Yes… Yes I do… Maybe we can talk about that next time!)

What is a question you refuse to answer?
Let’s just steer clear of politics, yeah?

Any tats or piercings? If so, where?
Yes and yes. 3 tattoos and 7 piercings. It’s WAY more fun if I leave it up to your imagination…

Biggest turn on?
Eyes… I’m a SUCKER for eyes…


Biggest turn off?
Bad breath… :)

Pet peeve?
Authors who misspell their Facebook posts on a DAILY basis.

So tell us something nobody knows about you?
I get violently angry when 15 people post the SAME photo on my Facebook wall within a couple days of each other. The Snoopy one about comforting Grammar Nazis is getting old REALLY quick. This week it’s the “Theiy’re” post. Drives me CRAZY!

What did you think while reading these questions?
“Holy shit. I need to get laid!”

*Just for you, Dearest David. Muah!!*

Thank you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good for you as it was for me?
It may have actually been better for me! ;)

Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go?
Be cool, stay in school. Don’t do drugs. And last but not least: Religion is like a penis. It’s cool that you have one and it’s great that you’re proud of it, but don’t take it out in front of the children and don’t try to force it down my throat.


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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Jeff Dawson Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile





Let’s start with a little foreplay…

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you? 
Driving around Tulsa in 1978 with my girlfriend Debbie, naked. A security guard didn’t ask what we were doing, just said we couldn’t do it there. Dammit!

Craziest Fan moment? 
We have fans?

Pick one!

Favorite book and/or author? 
Tom Clancy. Hunt for Red October.


Import or Muscle car? 
No contest. Muscle Car. My college roommate had a 78 GTO. It was a beast!

Favorite song and/or musician? 
Slow Dancing, by Johnny Rivers

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?  
White

Sam or Dean Winchester? 
I actually preferred Sam Colt.


Commando, Boxers or Briefs? 
What? Thong isn’t an option. Hmm. Depends on the outside temps.

Wine or Mixed drink? 
Crown and Seven all the way!

Coke or Pepsi? 
I see Red Coke, the REAL Coke wasn’t mentioned. Who could not enjoy a drink that strips off traffic grime. Windex and Pepsi has nothing on the REAL THING!

Biker chick or Rocker babe?  
If they’re twins, I’ll take both.

Do you believe in vampires? 
Only the ones I’ve written about. Gals, you don’t want them taking you to the prom.


If you could have a super power what power would you pick? 
Mind reading. I need more ideas for stories. Actually, I want to know is she thinks I’m hot. No, wait. Scratch that. I might have to kill her in the next book. Next.

What would you do with your super power if you had it? 
Hmm. Shouldn’t have gotten so excited. Already answered.

Would you abuse your super power? How? 
Oh yeah! Seeing how she jilted my previous advances, I’d infiltrate her mind with how the guy next to her is Fabian, when in reality it’s Fat Ablert. Won’t be going back to that bar

Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!

Tell us about your 1st time! 
NO! Remember? You turned me down and I won’t be sending the 8mm.

Screamer, moaner or silent?  
This is much too subjective. You’d have to ask her since she keeps an ample supply of paper bags around. And I thought they were for me hyperventilating.

Whips or chains? 
Ropes are the only the way to go.


What is your favorite alcoholic beverage? 
Bourbon

Do you ever leave home without shots on? 
Depends if her boyfriend is early.

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where? 
That I have not done. My ex and my girlfriend thought it would be fun. I told them, the last thing I need to think about when working on a bid is her hot ass and firm tits sliding on the oak table.

What is the strangest place you ever had sex? 
My own bed.

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex? 
Writing it.

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually? 
The oldest one?


Does tightness matter? 
Well, duh. I don’t want to go romping if I’m falling into a well without a safety harness. Kind of defeats the purpose.

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy? 
Nothing sexier than a hot gal in uniform. Wait, I better take care of the warrants first.

Do you or have you ever had a “Sales Girl” or “Service Woman” fantasy? 
Not lately.

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking? 
Yes. Sharon Stone just came to mind.


What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had? 
She stayed

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?  
My parents coming home two hours early. Debbie went in my closet. I went to the bathroom. The ruse didn’t work I opened the door and dad said, “Don’t do it again.”


Most embarrassing sexual experience? 
The 900 number giving me a refund.

Dominant or Submissive?  
Let me wake her up. She hates when I answer for her.

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet? 
A woman.

Your stand on sex toys? 
If she has one I can stand on, I’m leaving now!
 
Siiiigh, that was fantastic…
How about some pillow talk?

What would you do if you could be a girl for a day?  
Confuse the male suitors by making quick decisions, being on time and providing logical answers to all questions. That'll stump the hell out of them.

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like? 
How much I miss her.

What is a question you want me to ask you? 
I’ll leave that up to you.

What is a question you refuse to answer? 
The one you didn’t ask.

Any tats or piercings? If so, where? 
Nope.

Biggest turn on? 
A woman with a great personality.

Biggest turn off? 
Simple, bitchy, whiny, drama queens. Looks will never outweigh those negatives


Pet peeve?  
There are no restaurants named, I Don’t Know, It Doesn’t Matter, or, Whatever You Want. THEY don’t exist. Make a choice.

So tell us something nobody knows about you? 
If I did that, then everyone would know and they would have to be rounded up and shot.

What did you think while reading these questions? 
Good times!

Thank you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good for you as it was for me? 
It’s always good for me. I’ll be interesting to hearing your side someday. It’s difficult to hear through the paper bag.

Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go? 
If you enjoyed these deep, dark, revealing answers, you might like some of the books I’ve published. http://www.amazon.com/Jeff-Dawson/e/B0054DRYIO/ref=sr_tc_2_0?qid=1391698017&sr=1-2-ent
I am currently working on a love triangle novel. It is the darkest, and I mean, darkest story I’ve ever written. I had to take a shower when I finished the next to last chapter. It was an erotic blood bath. Hope to release it end of February, mid March. Look for the title Cracking Up.




Kayla, I want to thank you for allowing me to participate in this enlightening interview. I really don’t like doing the normal one that put everyone to sleep. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. 


Tuesday, February 11, 2014

KB Gardener Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla The Bibliophile




Let’s start with a little foreplay…

Craziest Fan moment?
I haven't had any in real life, yet, but I'm amazed at the number of people who are waiting to read my first book once it is done!

Pick one!

Favorite book and/or author?
I have to pick just one?  I hope Red, Peyton, Robyn and Kennedy understand when I say that Kallypso Masters is my favorite author.  That's because she's the one who has encouraged me from the start.  I consider her my mentor.

Import or Muscle car?
Having driven both, I loved my imported from Germany Opel 1900 the most.


Favorite song and/or musician?
The one song I can never get enough of is “Deacon Blues”, written by William Becker and Donald Fagen, collectively known as Steely Dan.  Donald Fagen is my favorite musician and composer.  His use of the English language just has me in awe.

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?
I'm finding myself becoming more partial to dark chocolate as time goes by.

Sam or Dean Winchester?
Now, I do know that they are are the main characters in the TV series “Supernatural”, but as I've never seen a single episode of the show, I have no preference-or should I say my preference would be for Oliver Winchester (the man who founded the Winchester Repeating Arms Company, creators of the “Gun That Won The West”, the Winchester Model 1873.)

Commando, Boxers or Briefs?
Briefs, but not just briefs—Hanes TAGLESS® No Ride Up Briefs with ComfortSoft® Waistband



Damon or Stephan Salvatore?
Again, a reference to a TV series I have not watched.  Do either of them sparkle?  If they do, I reject them both.  If not, then, meh... I have no preference.

Wine or Mixed drink?
A nice red wine, if you please.

Coke or Pepsi?
Neither.  If I drink too much of any carbonated beverage, I blow up like a blimp.  I prefer Red Diamond Unsweetened Iced Tea (so I can control the sweetness.  “Southern style” sweet tea is sugar syrup with a bit of tannic acid for color.)

Biker boy or Rocker dude?
Neither.  I'd prefer a biker chick, if she was in full European leathers and riding a Ducatti.


Do you believe in vampires?
The question in my mind is, do they believe in me?

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
The ability to cloud men's minds, like Lamont Cranston, A.K.A. The Shadow.  (Not Alec Baldwin's wimpy rendition, either.)

What would you do with your super power if you had it?
Why, cloud men's minds, of course.

Would you abuse your super power? How?
I don't see it as abuse, but I would like to become the puppet master behind all that goes on in Washington, DC.

Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!

Tell us about your 1st time!
Um, do I have to?  It was with my (now) ex-wife, way before we got married, and it dredges up too many bad memories.  It wasn't even memorable, except that she was a virgin—but so was I.

Screamer, moaner or silent?
Not silent, but more monosyllabic.

Whips or chains?
Chains are way too heavy to carry around.  I prefer 5 or 6mm jute rope in the traditional “8 hank”, 8 meter length.  However, a 30 ft. length is perfectly acceptable.  I only use nylon if water will be involved in the scene.  As for impact play, I prefer a nice thuddy flogger or a good leather belt doubled over; but my absolute favorite impact toy is the cane. 


What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
A good red wine-burgundy, merlot or syrah.

Do you ever leave home without panties on?
This is a trick question, right?  I always leave home without panties on.  I wear briefs, as I said before.  Hanes Men's TAGLESS® No Ride Up Briefs with ComfortSoft® Waistband.

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
Sadly, no.

What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
My (now) ex-wife's kitchen floor.  I think the episode led to my eventual knee trouble.


What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
Actually, writing an erotic story, closely followed by reading one.  Porn has gotten so prevalent that it takes more than just watching the act to keep my interest any more.  Listening to sex is like listening to a sporting event on the radio without an announcer.  You lose all context.

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
Erotic romance author.

Does size matter?
It all depends on the context. 

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
Uh, no.

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
Yes.  It's called “Ride Along”, and I plan to revise and publish it sometime next year.   If you want to read the original, it's on my blog site and FetLife.

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
This has to be a trick question... of course I would!

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
Sleeping with a Filipino prostitute back in 1974.

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?
Attempting a porn movie position with my present wife laying on her back, her head hanging off the bed as she gave me oral.  Let's just say, Sir Issac Newton was right about gravity.

Dominant or Submissive?
Dominant

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?
Tying a woman in a full shibari suspension.


Your stand on sex toys?
I don't have a stand.  Instead, I have a toy bag, a rope bag and a dresser drawer for my toys.

Siiiigh, that was fantastic…
How about some pillow talk?

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
Which day would you like to know about?  Now, if I could be a gal for a day... I'd really like to know what sex feels like from the “other side”...

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
Balding, salt and pepper beard that almost looks like Burt Renyold's beard.

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
Like or love?  The last thought I had in my head that involved my wife (whom I love) was worrying why she was sneezing so violently about ten minutes ago.

What is a question you want me to ask you?
Why does a sixty-year old grandfather start writing BDSM erotic romance novels?

What is a question you refuse to answer?
What is your real name.

Any tats or piercings? If so, where?
No tats or piercings, however I have a divot in the top of my head where I was hit by a half of a red brick.  The sad part is, I hit myself with said brick!  However, I was only four at the time and had not become acquainted with Sir Issac Newton before the incident.

Biggest turn on?
An intelligent, confident woman who craves submission.

Biggest turn off?
Excessive body modification.  I've seen some people that look like they're using the piercings to hold themselves together.


Pet peeve?
No, pet rabbit.  Oh, I see...  I hate the word “aspiring” when used with “author”.  The mental image it conjures up is of a dilettante sitting around, talking about how someday they will write the Great American Novel while doing nothing to move them any closer to even starting it.

So tell us something nobody knows about you?
I'm afraid to tell you.  What if it comes up as a security question for a web site somewhere down the road.  I wouldn't be able to answer it because I've told too many people that fact.

What did you think while reading these questions?
“I've got to get to bed.  I have to go to work tomorrow.”

Thank you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Words cannot describe how it was for me.

Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go?
I am working on my first BDSM erotic romance novel for publication.  I call it Assignment: Sensations.  I'll be talking more about it as we get into next year, as I am planning to release it in March of 2014.  I hope you'll give it a read.