Let’s start with a little foreplay…
What would you say is
the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?
- It is really hard
to embarrass me, so this is a tough question to answer. I guess I could pick
any one of my many supremely klutzy moments. In law school, I was
editor-in-chief of law review and had my own office. I didn't want to take the
time to get up and get printer paper, so I reached over to grab it off the
bookshelf, but the high heel of my boot caught in my purse strap and I took a
flying leap across the room and face planted on my desk (note – I wear really
high heels, which does not help my klutziness). My best friend, Sara, had to
take me around with an ice pack to my class to say I couldn't attend (which was
bad enough with my fat lip) and then to the hospital, where I had to convince
them my friend was not beating me up – I was just that incredibly spastic.
Craziest Fan moment?
- I got an FB message
last week during a blog takeover. A reader was originally from Pittsburgh and
was in the hospital waiting for her husband to come out of surgery. She
happened across me through announcements about the takeover and said my book
was helping her get through the very stressful experience and that she was so
grateful she found me. I still get emotional thinking about it. Reaching people
in that way…that is why I took this leap.
Pick one!
Favorite book and/or author?
Import or Muscle car?
- Import. I love BMW
convertibles.
Favorite song and/or
musician?
- So hard! I have a
different one every day, but David Gray is my favorite musician and he is such
a part of so many romantic moments between me and my husband since we met.
Favorite song is really hard, but I think The Weight by The Band is the
greatest song ever made. I say if The Great Gatsby is the Great American Novel,
then The Weight is the Great American Song.
White, Dark or Milk
Chocolate?
- Dark chocolate, absolutely.
As with the books I write, I like a little bitter with my sweet.
Sam or Dean
Winchester?
- Ooh. Sam. I love a
sexy sweetheart with soulful eyes.
Commando, Boxers or Briefs?
- Boxer briefs.
Commando is great in theory but it just seems dangerous to have a zipper right
there.
Damon or Stephan
Salvatore?
- Stephan
Wine or Mixed drink?
- Totally depends. My
ideal evening is to start with a cocktail, then champagne, then wine. Ooh la
la.
Coke or Pepsi?
- Coke, for sure.
Biker boy or Rocker
dude?
- Rocker dude. I'm a
total chicken, so motorcycles scare me, I think that would put a damper on any
affiliation I would have with a biker. I also am a big music lover. So
definitely Rocker.
Do you believe in
vampires?
- I am open to the
possibility of vampires, how about that? I want
them to be real, but the True Blood sexy type ones. Not mean gross looking
ones. I mean I have standards…
If you could have a
super power what power would you pick?
- Healing others.
What would you do
with your super power if you had it?
- I hate to see
anyone or anything in pain. i would love to be able to take that away. I'd go
around to hospitals, animal shelters, and anywhere else where people are sick
or hurt and fix them.
Would you abuse your
super power? How?
- I hope not. My author brain is aalready
acting out the law of unintended consequences though. What if I fix the wrong
person? Dun dun dun.
Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!
Tell us about your 1st
time!
- I wasn't sure it
had actually happened, so I think that will give you an idea how disappointing
it was.
Screamer, moaner or
silent?
- Moaner, occasional
screamer, silent only if the environment requires it.
Whips or chains?
- Whips can be cool.
Chains are too rattle-y. They don't appeal to me. They always remind me of the
ghost of Marley in A Christmas Carol
and that's a turn off for me.
What is your favorite
alcoholic beverage?
- A barrel aged
manhattan from my favorite swanky cool place in Pittsburgh called Meat and Potatoes. It appears in Three
Rivers and is Althea's favorite drink, too.
Do you ever leave home without panties on?
- I have. Yes. I
probably will again.
Have you ever had sex
while at work (any job)? If so, where?
- I have, yes. But
well after hours and several jobs ago. That's all your getting on
that.
What is the strangest
place you ever had sex?
On Ocracoke Island in
North Carolina on the beach where the Atlantic meets the Albemarle Sound and it
creates a really tumultuous current, and spectacularly beautiful setting.
What turns you on
more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
- Probably reading a
really sexy story, though the other two are tied for a very close second.
What profession do
you find the most arousing sexually?
- I know it's
clichéd, but fireman. I can't help it, I mean I am part of the Backdraft generation.
Does size matter?
- Sure, but not just
being "big" or "wide." It matters that the sizes of both
parties are compatible with each other.
Do you or have you
ever had a “cop” fantasy?
- Yep
Do you or have you
ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
- Yep
If you were on a bus
and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
- I'd probably look
away, but I can't promise I wouldn't sneak looks back.
What is the strangest
sexual experience you’ve had?
-I am pretty sure I
had an out-of-body experience type orgasm once that was as disturbing as it was
awesome.
Funniest sexual
experience you've ever had?
- My hubby hugged me
afterward and I banged my head on the footboard by accident. He was mortified
and said, " Do you have a concussion? I think I just committed an urban
dictionary terrible sex act on you. I'm so sorry." I was totally fine and
we laughed for about an hour.
Most embarrassing
sexual experience?
- Awkward sounds. I
will leave it at that.
Dominant or
Submissive?
- I like both
depending on my mood. The give and take of trying different things is more my
speed.
A fantasy you haven't
fulfilled yet?
- Paris has these
Libertine Clubs where you can, um, watch, um stuff. You get all gussied up and
they can be very glamorous (according to the things I've read).
Your stand on sex
toys?
- Completely pro, and
included in Three Rivers
Siiiigh, that was fantastic…
How about some pillow talk?
How about some pillow talk?
What would you do if
you could be a guy for a day?
- Get to know a lot
of women and myself very well. Got to really see how the other half lives,
right?
How would you
describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
- I am half-Polish,
half-Southern (English, Irish heritage) so my features are a combo of delicate
and strong. I have a massive amount of long and thick honey-colored hair, hazel
eyes with a black rim around the iris, golden skin, and pretty full lips (I can
barely wear lipstick without looking like a clown). I am about 5'5,"
athletic build. I often say I look like I could mix you a mean mint julep,
right after I plow a field.
What's the last
thought in your head that involved someone you like?
- How supportive and
patient my hubby is of the madness I've created by becoming an author.
What is a question
you want me to ask you?
- Why did I write Three Rivers?
What is a question you refuse to answer?
- I haven't found one
yet that I won't answer. I'll let you know when I do.
Any tats or
piercings? If so, where?
- I have a tattoo on
my back of a butterfly that one of my best friends got with me, and our other
best friend is getting it soon. Though the three of us want to get the birds
tattoo my three main female characters have in my Gateway to Love series (which I based on the three of us). I had my
navel pierced but it kept coming out, so I just have a little hole there.
Biggest turn on?
- When my hubby
kisses the back if my neck Over to my shoulder. I turn to total aroused jelly.
Biggest turn off?
- When people crack
their knuckles. Ugh, it gives me the heebies and the jeebies.
Pet peeve?
- People that misuse
the word "literally." He is NOT "literally bursting with ideas!" That is impossible. If it were
to happen, that would be really sad and very gross.
So tell us something
nobody knows about you?
- I can peel a banana
with my toes. Which is a weird skill to have since I HATE bananas.
What did you think
while reading these questions?
- That you and I are
soul sisters. I never thought I would find someone as brazen as myself out
there!
Thank you for
answering my naughty questions. Was it as good for you as it was for me?
- Better, of course.
You were incredible.
Did you have anything
else you’d like to say before we go?
- Thank you so much
for the opportunity to get to know you and to answer these super fun questions
and for the nice folks that read them.
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~Sassy Sara
