Derek Adam Edition
Let’s start with a little foreplay…
What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have
done or had done to you?
So, I was really into this girl in junior high, and I
finally worked up the courage to write her a note (how juvenile, right? LOL).
Even though I had classes with her there was no way in hell I was gonna give it
to her personally because… you know… I would have died.
I asked a buddy to give it to her in a class he shared with her and then I waited for doomsday. I was told by more than one person later that she read the note out loud to her friends in the class (and anyone else listening) and had a good laugh at my expense.
Probably one of the single most embarrassing moments of my teenage years.
I asked a buddy to give it to her in a class he shared with her and then I waited for doomsday. I was told by more than one person later that she read the note out loud to her friends in the class (and anyone else listening) and had a good laugh at my expense.
Probably one of the single most embarrassing moments of my teenage years.
Craziest Fan moment?
When I went to SaSS 2017 I had an abrupt awakening with how
many people actually followed me and knew who I was because I had recently
joined the Romance and Erotica Fraternity. I had people calling my name as I
went by and grabbing me for convos and I felt terrible because I didn’t know
who a lot of people were yet. I wouldn’t say any of them were crazy fans, but
for me I went from being a nobody self-employed freelance writer to having
readers/fans out of nowhere. I’m still adjusting to that, it’s crazy to me.
Pick one!
Favorite book and/or author? Dean Koontz/Odd
Thomas
Import or muscle car? Muscle car (1967 Shelby GT500
specifically)
Favorite song and/or musician? Billy Joel
White, dark, or milk Chocolate? Not a chocolate fan really,
but it’s milk chocolate over the other stuff.
Sam or Dean Winchester?
Dean, 100%. I’m so much like Dean it’s almost mesmerizing to watch.
Commando, boxers, or briefs? Commando
Wine or mixed drink? Mixed!
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage? Long Island Ice
Tea is how I fuck myself up proper
Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi
Biker boy or rocker dude? Well I’ve always wanted a bike but
haven’t gone that route yet. I do, however, play guitar just well enough to
kinda look sexy so… rocker dude?
Do you believe in vampires? To a point. I’ve met my share of
people who absolutely suck the fun and energy out of my day and I’d love to
ninja-kick a stake through their chest.
If you could have a super power, what power would you pick?
The ability to manipulate/stop time without it impacting my age.
What would you do with your super power if you had it? I
could just pause time to get all my work bullshit done as needed. Once I
restore time to normal I can spend all the time I want with my family so
writing/work stuff never has to get in the way.
Would you abuse your super power? How? I could do the cliché
thing and stop time to swipe a bunch of money I guess but that’s too easy. I think I would have to say I’d most enjoy
finding the people who have wronged me – like an old school bully – and then
follow them around. When they would yawn or open their mouth I’d stop time and
randomly put stuff in there: a shoe, a stranger’s fingers, a pile of potato
salad, random gross stuff. Nothing harmful, just fun enough to cause serious
chaos as I watch from a far when I start time again.
Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!
Tell us about your 1st time!
She had hair as black as oil.
It had a similar appearance as
well, the way it flowed around her shoulders and her back. Her hair moved with
her as if it were trying to match her pace – slow and deliberate following the
contours of her shoulders.
It curved around her shoulder
blades and was slowly spilling off of her as her head worked up and down.
My mind couldn’t stop thinking
about the oil. I had just changed my oil for the first time last week with my
dad, and was mesmerized by how the oil moved.
I lay under the car, my eyes
fixated as it poured out slowly from the oil pan.
Her hair pooled on my thighs the
same way. I couldn’t stop myself from touching it, like I expected her fucking
hair to be wet like oil or something but it was smooth as silk.
She looked up at me and hit me
with those furiously blue eyes. I’d met a lot of girls through my senior year,
and had seen a ton of customers at work that got my dick hard at a glance, but
none of them had eyes like this girl.
She didn’t slow her pace as she
looked at me. She just kept on with the determination of a robot, sucking and
bobbing, working at me with her fist as she went. I was wearing a stupid grin
when she looked at me. I knew she saw it.
I think she liked it. I know I had
no fucking complaints.
She’d obviously done this before.
I’d expect as much from a college girl. I was fresh out of high school and only
had a few tits in my mouth before this.
Actually, I did have one
complaint. I was having a stupidly difficult time not blowing my load in this
girl’s mouth.
Think about oil again. Oil. Oil.
Oil. Fat kid in gym class. Ugly teacher. GRANDMA. Grandma. Grandma.
Whatever would keep me away from
the edge.
That worked well enough but it
made my balls ache. Like I had to piss, but a deeper ache. It didn’t help that
she kept rolling them around in her other hand. It didn’t really feel that
nice.
She was being kind of rough.
But I sure as fuck wasn’t about
to tell her to stop.
I didn’t have to though. She
crawled up my body out of nowhere – fast enough to fucking startle me. Before I
could say anything, she had her tongue in my mouth. First BJ, first French
kiss, and please fuck me so I can finally know what pussy feels like…
It wouldn’t register until the
next day that I had tasted my own dick, but it didn’t bother me. Worth it.
She didn’t ask permission, she
didn’t warn me, she didn’t even speak. All I remember was feeling her hand
close around my cock. Suddenly my dick was hot, wet, and enveloped in the most
amazing sensation.
At the same
time, she broke the kiss but was still in my face. She let out this
Hollywood-erotic moan as she pushed herself down on me. My fucking head spun, I
groped at handfuls of ass, and that was fucking it. I couldn’t count the number
of thrusts. I don’t know how fast it happened, but I remember rolling my head
back and going from a clenched-jaw growl to practically roaring like a fucking
bear as I came.
Screamer, moaner, or silent?
Generally kind of noisy, especially at the end (see above)
Whips or chains?
Only those choices? Hmm… using whips/floggers
Do you ever leave home without panties on?
All the time. Primary goal is to make sure someone else goes
home without theirs.
Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
Like… with someone else or alone? Yes to both. Can’t say
where (ambulance)
What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
In the middle of a field about to be eaten by coyotes.
What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching
porn, or listening to sex?
What about watching sex, but not porn? That’s fun, too. If
that doesn’t count, then it’s a tie between sexual story and porn.
What profession do you find the most arousing?
A woman in a uniform (police, fire, ems, nurse, military)
makes my pants SUPER happy.
Does size matter?
I’ve heard it does. Thankfully, I’m a little on the “plus
size” of that spectrum so… I win?
Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
When I used to work EMS there was this amazingly stunning
female officer I bumped into at the hospital on the regular. She had bright
blue eyes, hair like gold, and a thick body that looked like she could just
beat the shit out of me. I wanted her to.
Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service
Man” fantasy?
…that’s a negative.
If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up
a pantiless girl’s skirt, would you keep looking?
Nah I might double take but I wouldn’t keep looking, that’s
not respectful. Unless of course it was pretty damn obvious that she was
showing it to me on purpose.
What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
Had a fling with a girl who, in the span of one evening (a
first date) managed to confess her love to me AND call me “daddy”. That was the
strangest one.
Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?
Straight up broke a table – absolutely destroyed it – mid-climax because the woman was riding me like Sea Biscuit to the finish line and that furniture couldn’t hang. And for my readers; yes. Just like the scene from Due Soldati.
Straight up broke a table – absolutely destroyed it – mid-climax because the woman was riding me like Sea Biscuit to the finish line and that furniture couldn’t hang. And for my readers; yes. Just like the scene from Due Soldati.
Most embarrassing sexual experience?
69 with a girl I was a seeing, middle of the night at her
house, her kids are fast asleep. She’s going crazy and kicking in pleasure.
Manages to kick one of her pillows up onto a candle and WOOSH. Suddenly flames.
I’m moaning and slapping at her ass to get off my face, which she thinks means “more” so she grinds on my face harder and starts burying me in her throat, meanwhile shits on fire around my head. I had to throw her off.
We put the fire out and continued because that was good shit.
I’m moaning and slapping at her ass to get off my face, which she thinks means “more” so she grinds on my face harder and starts burying me in her throat, meanwhile shits on fire around my head. I had to throw her off.
We put the fire out and continued because that was good shit.
Dominant or submissive?
Primarily dominant but I’m not opposed to being slapped around once in a while when the mood is right.
Primarily dominant but I’m not opposed to being slapped around once in a while when the mood is right.
A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?
Have done everything I wanted to do fantasy wise, honestly. Now I wait for fun opportunities to arise where I can go “hey I wanna do that.”
Have done everything I wanted to do fantasy wise, honestly. Now I wait for fun opportunities to arise where I can go “hey I wanna do that.”
Your stand on sex toys?
Love em. Everyone should have some.
Love em. Everyone should have some.
Siiiigh, that was fantastic…
How about some pillow talk?
What would you do if you could be a girl for a day?
Not even gonna sugar coat it… I’m pretty sure I’d treat my
vagina like a pringles can and get my hand stuck.
How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick
you out?
The dude that looks like silent bob but taller, less hair,
more muscle and is actually funny.
What's the last thought in your head that involved someone
you like?
I want to meet her, cook her dinner, and then have her sit
on my face.
What is a question you want me to ask you?
Will you touch my butt?
What is a question you refuse to answer?
Don’t really have any
Any tats or piercings? If so, where?
No tats, yet. Plan to get some though. Used to have my
tongue pierced in my younger days but none now.
Biggest turn on?
Dat booty. I love touching the butt – seriously.
Biggest turn off?
Apparently if you call me “daddy” it makes me turtle.
Dislike. Do not want.
Pet peeve?
Self-deprecation; people who put themselves down.
So tell us something nobody knows about you?
I hated my English classes all through junior high and I
only attended them enough in high school to get a passing grade. When I
realized I had to take them in college I groaned loudly at the counselor who
then told me I could test out if I wanted to. So, I did, and aced the college
opt-out exam that fulfilled all of my English requirements.
What did you think while reading these questions?
I’m always naughtier than I think I am.
Thank you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good
for you as it was for me?
I might need to go grab a shower.
Now, for some pimping.
Tell us all about your books!
My debut book, Mass Casualty, is a medical thriller romance
that will take you on a roller coaster ride of emotion as you ride the
ambulance with two seasoned paramedics – Bobbie and Hunter. People close to
Bobbie are turning up dead and the only person who may be able to save him is
his estranged wife, Holly, who just happens to be a military combat vet and
local sheriff.
My second book, Due Soldati, is a crime thriller romance
that leads you along the underbelly of Detroit with newly partnered homicide
detectives Nick and Carter. These are two detectives that make a brief
appearance in Mass Casualty. Due Soldati (Italian for Two Soldiers) takes you
back in the timeline to when these two first partner up. A murder investigation
rapidly spins out of control and these two by-the-book detectives have to bend
the rules quite a bit to safe the women close to them – and each other.
I’ve also got a new book coming this Halloween called Veil
of Darkness, my first paranormal romance. That one is a little hush hush right now
:)
You’ll find all my books to be page turners filled with
lust, love, action, laugh-out-loud humor, intrigue, secrets, and some seriously
steamy scenes.
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