Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Jasinda Wilder Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?
Does childbirth count?
 
Craziest Fan moment?
Boob-signings! it happens quite a lot. Like, women want me to sign their tits. It's fun…if odd. Little known fact: boobs are kinda tricky to sign. Also that one time an old grandma bought one of my Big Girls Do It Better thongs. And put it on over her pants. For reals.
Kayla the Bibliophile <3 Jasinda Wilder!
 
Favorite book and or author?
That's like asking me to pick a favorite lung. Bella Andre is one of my top faves. She always finds a great mix between steam and story.
 
Pick one!
NO! I just did. Don't judge me.
 
Import or Muscle car?
It really depends on the car. I tend toward imports, though.
 
One Direction or Justin Bieber?
That's kind of a complicated question. Musically, I like Biebs. He's a tool, though. He needs to grow up and mature as a person and an artist, but he's a very talented individual, regardless of his personal problems. One Direction is okay, but they don't really stand out from any other boy band. They certainly can't hold a candle to New Kids On The Block.
 
White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?
Dark.
 
Sam or Dean?
Dean Martin?
 
Commando , Boxers or Briefs?
Boxer Briefs.
 
Damon or Stephan?
Is that a trick question?
 
Wine or Mixed drink?
Wine! Always wine.
 
Coke or Pepsi?
Diet Coke.
 
Biker boy or Rocker dude?
Yes. If I HAD to pick, I'd say rocker, because musical guys do it for me.
 
Whips or chains?
NO. Neither do anything for me.
 
Do you believe in vampires?
I believe in Edward.
 
 
If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
I'm a Mom. I don't have to pick. Also, the ability to step outside time.
 
Screamer , moaner or silent?
I'm more of a moaner, usually. Unless he does that one thing...
 
What would you do with your super power if you had it?
One hour where I could not answer emails and not have them pile up.
 
Would you abuse your super power? How?
Well, I'd never come out the time bubble. Except for wine and sex with hubs. And maybe some cuddles with my babies. And Real Housewives. And cupcakes.
 
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Moscato, with frozen berries as ice cubes.
Do you ever leave home without panties on?
Heck no.
 
Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
Does writing in the basement count? Come on, you know what I write.
 
What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
A very uncomfortable place…like the back of Volkswagon. (Ten points for anyone who knows the reference) And in reality, it was the front seat.
 
What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
Listening to sex? Who does that turn on? Eeww. It's just squishy noises and slurping. Reading it turns me on. Writing it turns me on too.
 
What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
Hugh Jackman.
 
Does size matter?
Big girls do it better.
 
Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
Nope. Also, Hugh Jackman.
 
Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
Is he bringing me cupcakes?
 
If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
ummm…probably not. But if a guy was wearing a kilt, it might be a different story.
 
What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
Sorry, I can't answer this one. I've signed a Non-disclosure Agreement.
 
Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?
Have you met Mr. Wilder?
 
Most embarrassing sexual Experience?
Have you met Mr. Wilder?
 
 
What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
Pee standing up.
 
How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
Big…and Red. Capital R.
 
What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
  Um? I love my husband?
 
What is a question you want me to ask you?
Would you like a cupcake?
 
What is a question you refuse to answer?
Are you gonna eat that cupcake?
 
Any tat's or piercings? If so, where?
Ears pierced, tattoo of a cross and rose on my ankle.
 
Biggest turn on?
Mr. Wilder bringing me cupcakes, after cleaning the kitchen.
 
Biggest turn off?
Nose picking. yarf. It's horrible.
 
A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?
Being a royal.
 
 
Your stand on sex toys?
Whatever floats your boat. I usually don't need them.
 
Pet peeve?
Fake or pretentious people.
 
So tell us something nobody knows about you?
There's nothing that NOBODY knows about me. I'm a fairly open book.
 
What did you think while reading these questions?
I need a snack.
 
Dominant or Submissive?
Yes
 
Thanks again for being here, we had a blast and hope to have you back again soon .
Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go ?
You rock my socks!
 
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6 comments:

  1. i like this interview. also, the references to cupcakes have made me crave. : )

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  2. I love Jasinda! and this interview just supports every reason I love her! and her husband is one wonderful person too...

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  3. I want to be her best friend! Totally Love Her!

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  4. Oh my gosh!!! This was awesome!!!

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