Monday, September 16, 2013

Laura of Stephanie's Book Reports Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you ?
I don’t know if it’s most embarrassing but I was on a first date with a friend from my group of friends at a Mexican restaurant.  I was sitting with one foot tucked under and it fell asleep.  I moved it and said awww my  foots asleep.  He replied “What your butts asleep?  Well it won’t be after you finish your Mexican.”    We went back to our friends and he had to retell all of them.  Yeah pretty embarrassing.
Craziest Fan moment?
I don’t think I personally have any crazy fans.  I’m just a little blogger.  I have dreams of being a HUGE blogger that will have people doing the happy dance when I review their work.  Until then I have to be the crazy fan.  I get crazy nervous when authors I love like the blog and read what I write about their work.
Favorite book and or author ?
Did you just read that I was a crazy fan?  Hello it’s about impossible.  Like picking a favorite child…well that may not be impossible in my family it’s me by far.
Pick one !   I can’t I’ll do two and they happen to have my favorite books as well.
M.S. Willis and the Control Series  Conquer gave me chest pains it was so good.  She laughed when I said she was trying to kill me.
Lynetta Halat Everything I’ve Never Had Adrian EVERYBODY read it!  If I met Lynetta in person it would be one of the crazy fangirl moments.  I want to lick her face but that would gross her out. We already discussed this.  She has boundaries I guess sheesh.
Import or Muscle car
I am an import girl but I have always wanted to be brave and cool enough to be a muscle car girl.  Ph also a rockabilly chick but I’m chicken.
One Direction or Justin Bieber?
Maybe it I was fifteen but if I had to pick one One Direction.  My all-time favorite will always be the New Kids on The Block. Hanging tough…y’all know you can’t help but sing it just from those two words.
White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?
Yes please and can you throw them all into some cupcakes for me?
Sam or Dean ?
How about James Dean?  Yes please.
Commando , Boxers or Briefs ?
Boxer briefs they show off the nice booty umm humm
Damon or Stephan
Both. Together or one at a time I’m not picky
Wine or Mixed drink ?
Mixed drink --cake vodka chocolate syrup and coconut milk
Coke or Pepsi ?
Biker boy or Rocker dude ?
Rocker dude love the swagger and confidence they always have goes right to the lady parts
Whips or chains ?
I have a riding crop like in FSOG but he’s no Fifty so it’s not the same lol
Do you believe in vampires?
No, but I wish they are all so hot
If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
The power to make people silent
Screamer , moaner or silent ?
Moaner and swearing a lot of swearing
What would you do with your super power if you had it?
Make the three year old and hubs silent so I can read in peace
Would you abuse your super power? How?
Yeah I would use it on my coworker and boss so I can get out of work and read instead
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Anything that doesn’t taste like alcohol /Upside down pineapple cake
Do you ever leave home without panties on ?
No I have the worst luck the day I do is the day I rip out my pants
Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
Not at my job but I have done it at a fire station while the guy was on duty
What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
In the beach parking lot in my truck while we were stuck in the snow
What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
Reading it for sure.  It’s all so easy and graceful.  Real sex it to messy and there are some thing I really could pass up seeing. I was give a “movie” for my bachelorette party and some of the pics on the cover give me nightmares.
What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
If your find the right ones firefighters
Does size matter ?
Really does anybody ever honestly say no?  I have this guy friend who used to joke that he had a small one but his tongue was three feet long and he could breathe through his ears.  Does that really make up for it?
Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
Oh yeah it involved interesting ways to get out of a ticket
Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
Yeah I have fantasies of the delivery guy bringing me signed books and swag
If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
Yes it would be like a horrible accident you don’t want to look but you can’t look away
What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
My first time was in a camper in a front yard and there was one of our friends beating on the door yelling come out of there.  It was horrifying.
Funniest sexual experience you've ever had
We were on his friend’s water bed the wrong way and he pushed on the frame and broke it so one end of the headboard fell.  The entire collection of shot glasses fell one by one on the floor and broke.  He ran in all mad.  I found it very funny at the time.
Most embarrassing sexual Experience ?
Refer to the first time story
What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
Can the hubs and I trade places? I would wait until he sat down and got comfy then ask him for a beer. Turn about is fair play.  Also, sex it would be hot to be the powerful in charge one.
How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
I’ll be the one in the purple glasses with my nose buried in a book.  Do Not Enterupt!
What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
Have you heard the new Pink song True Love?  You know the line where she says I want to hug you but at the same time I want to wrap my hands around your neck.  Yeah that and well the whole song fits pretty well.
What is a question you want me to ask you?
Who is on your free pass list?
What is a question you refuse to answer?
I’m sure most of these if we were face to face lol
Any tat's or piercings ? if so where ..
My ears are pierces I have a butterfly tattoo on my chest and a purple rose with the leaves around it in a heart.  I want to get  the word family in the shape of the infinity symbol with part of it pink link a breast cancer ribbon but I’m not sure where.
Biggest turn on ?
The muscles in the back and humor
biggest turn off ?
gross language I don’t mind dirty talk but some of it is just to ewww
A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet ?
Several but compared to what some of these authors write I’m pretty lame
Your stand on sex toys ?
BOB can be your best friend
Pet peeve?
Talking while I’m reading
So tell us something nobody knows about you ?
There isn’t much. Words just fall out of my mouth without thinking.  I fill it with cupcake to stop the leakage.
What did you think while reading these questions ?
I hope I don’t bore everybody
Dominant or Submissive?
I like to be submissive but I have to keep instructing the dominance so it’s just not the same.  Where do you learn to be a dom again?
Thanks again for being here, we had a blast and hope to have you back again soon .
Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go ?
OMG I hope nobody I know reads this lol

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