Dakota Cassidy Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

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DAKOTA CASSIDY

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?
Lord, I remember it distinctly. I yelled out randomly, like some drunk, “I love you, Mr. Manilow!” at a Barry Manilow concert. And I was 40 at the time. Don’t judge.

 Craziest Fan moment?
Has to be when a fan heard me laugh (my voice is sort of deep and husky. So to be fair, it’s identifiable) in a bathroom stall and asked me to sign a napkin she’d handed under to me.

Also, I seem to evoke a lot of crying. I can’t say why that is, but sometimes people cry. I always have tissues. I don’t want anyone to cry. You won’t cry if we ever meet, will you?

 Favorite book and or author?
 Favorite book is The Stand. Can’t choose a favorite author because I love so many, but Stephen King is surely high on my list.

Pick one !

Import or Muscle car

Depends on how I’m feeling. But I wouldn’t say no to a yellow Lamborghini or a yellow Mustang.

One Direction or Justin Bieber?
 And I was like, baby, baby, baby OH!

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate ?

Not much of a fan, but gun to head—white.

Sam or Dean ?
Neither, though I love the show. Sam’s voice reminds me of my youngest kid and Dean’s too much like the guys I grew up with. But gimme Cass, and I won’t complain.

Commando , Boxers or Briefs ?
Boxer-briefs.

 Damon or Stephan
Who?

Wine or Mixed drink ?

Mixed.

Coke or Pepsi ?
Pepsi.

Biker boy or Rocker dude ?

Nerds, thank you very much.

Whips or chains ?
Only if I’m the one who’s using them.

Do you believe in vampires?
No.

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
Sleep. I’d choose sleep.

 Screamer , moaner or silent ?
Like when I’m grocery shopping? Def a screamer. I hate to food shop.

 What would you do with your super power if you had it?

Sleep. A. Lot.

Would you abuse your super power? How?
Yes. I’d nap. A. Lot.

 What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
 I’m not much of a drinker, but I’m partial to a butterscotch martini now and again.

Do you ever leave home without panties on?
Do you?

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
If you count my first marriage as work (I do), then, yes.

 What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
I don’t do strange. If it isn’t a comfy bed for my poor, tired, aging body, then it’s strange, and I’m out.

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
 Can we come back to this one? Those were a lot of choices…

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?

Housekeepers. Who can resist the scent of Glass Plus and pledge wafting past their nostrils? WHO?

 Does size matter ?
If it’s a Subway sandwich--yep.

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
 I’ve fantasized giving them a reason to arrest me and take me to jail. Wherein I’ll have three squares a day, TV time, medical care, outdoor recess, and some sleep.

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
Is he servicing something broken for cheap? Wait. That IS a fantasy.

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
 I’d remind her Hanes underwear comes in a six-pack for like 8 bucks at Walmart.

Always a mother first.

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?

My first marriage? LOLLOL!

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had:
See above answer.

Most embarrassing sexual Experience ?
I must not have had as much sex as the average person, ‘cus I can’t think of anything embarrassing, strange, and or funny. Huh. Maybe we could go out boozing together and you can show me the err of my ways? Clearly, I lack expertise.

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
I’d use a urinal. It has to be better than hovering over someone else’s shiz. Though, it does give your thighs a good workout.

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
 I’m the one with the biggest mouth.

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?

I don’t have thoughts. There’s mostly air up there.

What is a question you want me to ask you?
 I dunno, but here’s one I wanna ask you—do you have funny, strange, embarrassing sex?

What is a question you refuse to answer?
Does anyone refuse you, girlie?

Any tat's or piercings ? If so where ..
Nope.

 Biggest turn on?
 With sex? Are we talking about sex AGAIN?

Biggest turn off ?
 Is the answer sex? No. That can’t be right…

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet ?
 I think, after all those questions I was unable to provide adequate answers for, I need to have embarrassing, funny, strange sex.

Your stand on sex toys ?

Love thyself

 Pet peeve?

Liars and users. One time, and I’m out—no second chances.

So tell us something nobody knows about you?
There’s nothing left to tell after all those questions. LOL!

What did you think while reading these questions ?
I thought, “Wow. I need to get my sex on because clearly, I’m slacking here.”

Dominant or Submissive?
When? Shopping for shoes/clothes/makeup? I’m a Dom, baby.

Thanks again for being here, we had a blast and hope to have you back again soon .
Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go?

Did you? Surely, you must’ve missed something. LOLLOL! Thanks for having me, doll—you’re an angel and I appreciate the love and support you offer so freely.

 

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