Friday, July 12, 2013

Lola Stark Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?

I’ve done a million embarrassing things to myself but to me .. Umm, Oh ! Anyone with kids can appreciate the charming little things they do. When my daughter was about three we’re walking through the shopping centre she stops when a middle aged woman comes past in a wheel chair turned to the poor woman and told her “You’re lazy, why don’t you just get up off your bum bum and walk” *Insert mother dying of mortification here* turns out the woman had a sense of humor thankfully.

Craziest Fan moment ?

I haven’t had too many... I go crazy fan girl in my head every now and then but probably when Belle Aurora asked me to marry her … Novelty kind of wears off when she won’t stop snoring and hogs all the blankets.

Favorite book and or author?

This is a MEAN question ! My all time fav’s are Jamie McGuire’s book .. all of them . I love my wifey Belle’s books (I’m not just saying that cause she has an amazing mouth either) Love Tara Sivec’s Chocolate Lovers series and R.L Mathewson’s Neighbors from hell and Hollywood hearts. Lynda Leeanne.

Oh there’s this other book called Tattered Love … It freaking rocks, you should look it up ;)

Pick one !

I can’t pick just one! That’s like asking me to pick between my paperbacks and my kids when the house is on fire!

Import or Muscle car

Muscle baby .. feel the purrrrr – Oh wait! that was my cell vibrating.

One Direction or Justin Bieber?

Fork to the eyeball instead.

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate ?

All of the above in mass quantities preferably served on an eight pack with a big …. Bottle of wine ! Get your mind outta the gutter!

Sam or Dean ?

Dean !

Commando , Boxers or Briefs ?

Boxer briefs... Occasionally commando

Damon or Stephan

Now this right here is hard... the say a gentleman on the streets a freak in the sheets right? <- In that case Stephan.

But I’m a sucker for a bad boy so Damon is the go to... Can’t I have the entire cast?

Wine or Mixed drink ?

I’m not a big drinker but I’ll take either.

Coke or Pepsi ?

Coke !!!!!!!!!! I’m a full blown Coke addict.

Biker boy or Rocker dude ?

A bad boy rocker dude with a bike and a big … (you went there again didn’t you?) Truck!

Whips or chains ?

Oh yes oh baby, harder, more, yeah right there OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Wait what was the question ?

Do you believe in vampires?

If they bite me real pretty like I’ll believe in anything ;)

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?

Oh .. I would love to hear peoples thoughts I want an on/off switch though!

Screamer , moaner or silent ?

A little of each and a whole lotta one.

What would you do with your super power if you had it?

Listen to peoples dirty nasty minds and write about it... I’d also be calling them on their bullshit.

Would you abuse your super power? How?

Well... yeah!

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

Moscato, beer or a Musk stick cocktail

Do you ever leave home without panties on ?

Wait … I’m suppose to wear those things ?

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?

I work at home .. sooooo *wiggles eyebrows*

What is the strangest place you ever had sex?

Hmm Don’t shoot ! I was young and dumb and ahhh full of stupid ideas The cemetery.

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?

If it’s done right any of the above.

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?

A sweaty one J

Does size matter ?

Now some say no but I’ve set to meet any woman who has a 3inch crooked vibrator ..

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?

Oh yes please … Didn’t ya’ll ever get arrested and the cop.. No! Maybe that was a movie

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?

My husband was a service Man ;) tick that box baby!

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?

Oh is she hot ? I need to know if she’s hot. Did she mow the grass? If it’s been banged to broken nobody wants to see that shit.

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?

Umm .. Strangest was very drunk and very strange? I’m pleading the 5th ..

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had

Trampoline... it really doesn’t work.. And you’ll end up with mat burn... That shit hurts and it’s hard to explain not to mention the concussion.

Most embarrassing sexual Experience ?

A parent’s worst nightmare.. Picture this goin at it getting to the finish line and the door pops open hubby jumps off the bed into the closet with the blanket leaving me buck naked sprawled on the bed wondering what the hell’s going on when a tiny voice asks mummy what are you doing?

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?

Scratch my balls, play with my peepee and screw every broad with a decent rack .

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?

I constantly get called cute... I’m not short I’m fun sized right! Glad we cleared that up. No I’m the mum on the sidelines of the sports game yelling really loud or the mum at the shop telling her kids to sit down shut up or get my foot up the backside.

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?

Oh yeah I’d bang her.

What is a question you want me to ask you?

What colour are your panties ;) go on you can ask.

What is a question you refuse to answer?

What happened that weekend you drank too much and woke up two towns over.

Any tat's or piercings ? if so where ..

A few Tatt’s one on my foot one on my wrist and another …… yeah there. Piercings 3 sets in my ears, nose and belly button.

Biggest turn on ?

Dirty sexy mouths muscles, ink and the smell of deep heat and fresh man sweat mixed... Doesn’t judge have you ever walked into a locker room right after they come off?

Biggest turn off ?

Don’t touch my damn feet and please dude you’re not a dog ripping a piece of steak apart... You can’t shake it to death. Body hair too wax that bad boy !

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet ?

Hmm not sure I might have done them all... you’ll never know.

Your stand on sex toys ?

They break when you stand on them! Keep em clean, well charged and in your purse for all occasions. You never know when you’ll need to smack someone in the forehead or poke them n the eye with an 8inch penis

Pet peeve?

Bad manners and talking behind people backs, say it like it is or piss right the hell off.

So tell us something nobody knows about you ?

I well you see this is a little embarrassing but I cuss like a sailor, Ha! You already knew that.

What did you think while reading these questions?

Damn this chick loves sex.

Dominant or Submissive?

A little of each. I’m versatile you see.

Thanks again for being here, we had a blast and hope to have you back again soon.

Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go?

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