Friday, August 23, 2013

LaVerne Thompson Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you ?
If I told you you might have to conveniently immediately disappear.
Craziest Fan moment ?
Not sure it’s ‘crazy’ but I was at my first RT Convention and killing time waiting for a workshop to start and I was standing in the hall leaning against the wall. Another convention attendee, a reader, came to stand near me. She looked at my name tag and her eyes got huge. At first I thought I had spilled something on myself and looked down. It was after lunch. Anyway when I looked back at her, her hands shot to her cheeks and she said, “Ohmygod I’ve read your books.” I took a step back, that gleam in her eyes looked a little wild.
Favorite book and or author ?
Pride and Prejudice. They fell in love with the touch of a hand. Yeah I’m a romantic.
Pick one !
Import or Muscle car?
Import. I love sleek and speed.
One Direction or Justin Bieber?
Neither
White, Dark or Milk Chocolate ?
I’m a certified chocoholic. I want nothing between me and my chocolate. Dark baby.
Sam or Dean ?
If we’re talking Sam Starrett from Suzanne Brockmann’s Troubleshooters series heck yeah!
Commando , Boxers or Briefs ?
Briefs. In commando you’re kinda out there for all to see. I prefer that for my eyes only.
Damon or Stephan?
Damon
Wine or Mixed drink?
White wine of course.
Coke or Pepsi ?
Yuck! Might as well drink two cups of sugar water and add a little molassas.
Biker boy or Rocker dude?
That’s a twofers.
Whips or chains ?
It would take an army to use either on me.
Do you believe in vampires?
You don’t?
If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
That’s easy telepathy. Could you imagine? hahahahaha
Screamer , moaner or silent ?
All three depending on my mood.
What would you do with your super power if you had it?
Rule the world of course.
Would you abuse your super power? How?
I’d try not to but won’t be able to help myself. Lord Acton I believe once said ‘Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.’
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Chardonnay from Napa Valley.
Do you ever leave home without panties on ?
That would be a no.
Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
Ah no.
What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
Nowadays nothing strange about it.
What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
I’m visual so watching.
What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
The ones that require a cut suit and tie. But it’s got to fit to a T.
Does size matter ?
Only in my books.
Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
Well since I’ve been pulled over for going all of 5 miles over the speed limit that would be a NO.
Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
You know that used to be a no too until there was this cable guy who showed up I would have gladly put on one of my covers.
If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
Ewww. I would have sneered.
What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
I swear nothing ‘strange’ has happened to me thus far. But damn I have a hell of an imagination.
Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?
I swear I am so boring. It’s why I write.
Most embarrassing sexual Experience ?
I pulled when I should have pushed is all I’m gonna say.
What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
Probably stare at myself for most of the day. Oh and then take my car to a mechanic and maybe actually get a straight answer and get it fixed.
How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
Would depend on where we’re meeting. I’m on the short side, slender, shoulder length brown/gold/red hair, caramel colored skin and I wear glasses. If in a room with others, I’m probably the one running my mouth.
What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
The person is a hoot.
What is a question you want me to ask you?
What’s the last thought in your head that involved someone you don’t like?
What is a question you refuse to answer?
Embarrassing ones.
Any tat's or piercings ? If so, where?
Both. Piercings on my ears and a rose with thorns on my inner calf.
Biggest turn on ?
Tenderness
Biggest turn off ?
Stupidity
A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet ?
That’s why I write so I will get to it.
Your stand on sex toys ?
Can be used in most any position.
 Pet peeve?
Fan on in the winter. Drives me nuts.
So tell us something nobody knows about you ?
I was born on an island but I won’t swim in the ocean.
What did you think while reading these questions ?
Had me smiling.
Dominant or Submissive?
Since it would take an army to put me in chains, you’d need more than one gun, and the thought of a whip is something that you might as well wrap around your own neck, I’d say Dom.
Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go?
Thank you so much for having me! These were really fun questions.
 
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8 comments:

  1. This was great. I love reading interviews about LaVerne Thompson. She is a good friend of mine and I always learn something new every time ~smiles~

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  2. Great interview! The questions and answers were fun.

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    1. Hahaha, Laverne! I can totally picture you in leather with a whip in one hand yelling "I know you did NOT just disrespect me!" Keep on being awesome, darlin'!

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    2. hahahahaha Eva you know it! Thank you! *hugs*

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  3. LOVED this interview and your answers had me crackin' up!

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