Let’s start
with a little foreplay…
What
would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?
Griffin: I’m never
embarrassed, so nothing embarrassing every happens to me.
Anna: Well, what
about that one time…
Griffin: I have no
idea what you’re talking about.
Pick one!
Favorite
book and/or author?
Griffin: That SC chick.
The stuff she writes is hot!
Anna: Definitely.
The book she did about Kellan…so good!
Griffin: She did a
book about Kellan?
Anna: Yeah, didn’t
he tell you?
Griffin: All he
ever says is blah, blah, blah. I stopped listening years ago. So, if he got a
book, where the fuck is my book?
Anna: You think
you need a book?
Griffin: Fuck,
yeah. I’ve got stories to tell. Interesting shit too. This needs to happen.
We’re calling SC when we’re done here.
Import
or Muscle car?
Griffin: Whichever
one will get me laid faster.
Favorite
song and/or musician?
Griffin: Is this a
trick question? Me. Duh.
Anna: Kellan…
Griffin: Excuse
me?
Anna: What? I said
Griffin.
Griffin: Oh…okay.
Anna: (Mouths
Kellan)
White,
Dark or Milk Chocolate?
Griffin: I’m open
to all flavors, baby.
Anna: Ditto
Sam
or Dean Winchester?
Griffin: Who the
fuck are they?
Anna: Oh, sweet
Jesus…can I think about that one for a minute?
Commando,
Boxers or Briefs?
Griffin: I like to
wear the least amount of clothes possible. I never know when I might need to
whip out The Hulk
Anna: Ha! That’s
true. I like cute little boy shorts that show off my ass.
Griffin: Oh,
yeah…mmmmm…
Damon
or Stephan Salvatore?
Griffin: Again,
who the fuck are they?
Anna: Um…Damon on
Mondays and Wednesdays, Stefan on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Fridays…I’ll take
both
Wine
or Mixed drink?
Griffin: Forget
that fluffy shit. If it’s not a beer, than it’s Patron. Straight up.
Biker
boy or Rocker dude?
Anna: Rocker.
Always
Griffin: Biker
chick. Girls on bikes are hot!
Do
you believe in vampires?
Griffin: Fuck,
yeah. I’ve met a lot of “suckers” in my day.
If
you could have a super power what power would you pick?
Griffin: I’d have
stretchy arms. And a stretchy dick. That would be awesome. I could fuck from
afar.
Anna: I’d be
invisible
Griffin: How can I
fuck you, if I can’t see you?
Anna: Because I
can still see you.
Griffin: Oh…yeah.
Yeah!
Would
you abuse your super power? How?
Griffin: Fuck,
yeah! Why have it if you’re not gonna abuse it? No one would be safe around me.
I could flash people from around the corner. God, I so wish I could do that.
Enough
foreplay, let’s get it on!
Tell
us about your 1st time!
Anna: Oh God, he
was so nervous, he almost put it in the wrong hole.
Griffin: I did
not!
Anna: She meant
our first first time, not our first time.
Griffin: I’m so
confused.
Anna: Don’t worry,
honey. I’ve got it.
Screamer,
moaner or silent?
Anna: Men should
moan or be silent. They should never scream. Ever.
Griffin: Women
should always scream. My name. No matter who they are fucking.
Do
you ever leave home without panties on?
Anna: Constantly.
I’m not wearing any now.
Griffin: Really?
Can I see? (Shows him her hip) Nice! Are we done here?
Have
you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
Griffin: All the
fucking time!
What
profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
Griffin: Fluffer
Anna: Oh,
yeah…that’s a good one.
Does
size matter?
Griffin: Fuck,
yeah. That’s why I’m so glad I’m hung like a horse.
Anna: I…don’t
disagree. He is impressive.
Griffin: Hell,
yeah, I am!
Do
you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
Griffin: Ooooooh,
yeah. Handcuff me, baby.
Anna: Later.
Funniest
sexual experience you've ever had?
Anna: We were at
the beach this one time, and a bum kept poking my ass. I thought it was Griff
at first.
Griffin: There was
a bum poking you? I don’t remember that. Of course, you were riding my cock at
the time, so I really wasn’t looking at anything but you.
Most
embarrassing sexual experience?
Griffin: I’m
amazing in bed, so nothing is coming to mind.
Anna: Are you sure
you don’t want to talk about that one time…?
Griffin: I really
have no clue what you’re talking about.
Anna: All right,
if you say so.
Dominant
or Submissive?
Griffin: Dominant
Anna: Dominant
Griffin: We can’t
both be dominant. Be the sub.
Anna: You be the
sub.
Griffin: Fuck
that. Okay…we’ll both be dominant.
Anna: (Smirking)
You sure about that?
A
fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?
Griffin: I want to
have sex onstage, during a show. That would be awesome.
Anna: That would
be awesome. Let’s make it happen!
Your
stand on sex toys?
Anna: Yes, please.
Griffin: Whatever
my girl wants.
Siiiigh,
that was fantastic…how about some pillow talk?
What
would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
Anna: I’d jack
off…I want to know what it feels like for a guy.
Griffin: Yep.
That’s what I do.
How
would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
Griffin: I’m the
hottest guy you’ll ever see.
Anna: The girl
next to the hottest guy you’ll ever see.
Griffin: You know
it!
What's
the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
Griffin: It was
five seconds ago, when I pictured Anna’s tit in my mouth.
Anna: Funny, I was
picturing almost the same thing about you, but my mouth was lower…
Griffin: Fuck…
Seriously, are we done yet?
What
is a question you want me to ask you?
Griffin: Will you
have sex with Anna right now? Why, yes, yes I will.
Any
tats or piercings? If so, where?
Griffin: I’ve got
shit everywhere.
Anna: I’ve got a
couple. I still want to get your name on my ass though.
Griffin: You mean
your thigh, right? With an arrow, pointing up?
Anna: Hmmm,
possibly.
Biggest
turn on?
Griffin: Anna. In
a wet t-shirt. Without any panties on…
Anna: Griffin,
onstage and all sweaty. I get so wet watching him, it’s ridiculous.
Griffin: Fuck me,
right now.
Thank
you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good for you as it was for
me?
Griffin: Uh, yeah,
I’m totally hard right now. In fact, we’re gonna go, but it’s been nice talking
to ya.
Anna: Bye!
Omg, that was the best!!
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