Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Tara Sivec Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

 Tara Sivec Edition

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you? 
I don't really embarrass easily. I do, however, like to scream "VAGINA!" at random people.  I'm sure they appreciate it and aren't embarrassed in the least.

Craziest Fan moment? 
Getting a vibrator as a gift. I wouldn't say that was crazy so much as BEST DAY EVER.

Favorite book and or author? 
Seduction and Snacks by the awesome Tara Sivec. No, seriously.
Dammit, why are you making me choose?!  Okay, fine.  Why Girls are Weird by Pamela Ribon is my favorite book and author.

Pick one!
Ha ha you know me so well!

Import or Muscle car? 
Muscle, baby.  My in-laws and husband are all Ford workers, so if I say import I'll be kicked out of the family. Possibly tarred and feathered.

One Direction or Justin Bieber? 
Kill them both.  Oh, wait...that was the question, right?

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?
White. Smothered over pretzels or potato chips.  Mmmmmm.  Crap, now I'm hungry.

Sam or Dean? 
NOOOOOO you can't make me choose between the Winchester boys!  I refuse!  I want to be the cream in a Sam & Dean sandwich.  Make it happen!

Commando , Boxers or Briefs?

Damon or Stephan?
Damon all the way.  Especially fresh from the shower with a towel around his waist.  Crap, now I'm horny.

Wine or Mixed drink? 
Yes please!  Wine first, then wash it down with vodka.

Coke or Pepsi? 
Pepsi. There IS a difference.  Pepsi is better, the end.

Biker boy or Rocker dude?
Stop making me choose!!!  Back of a Harley with a rocker dude.

Whips or chains? 
Cool whip. That's a whip, right?

Do you believe in vampires? 
Yes. Damon Salvatore is REAL.

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
 Reading people's minds. Unless they're thinking about weird things like banging goats or eating bull testicles.

Screamer , moaner or silent? 
Screamer.  Goat screamer.  If you haven't yet, look up the video "Goats screaming like humans".  You're welcome.

What would you do with your super power if you had it? 
World domination.

Would you abuse your super power? How? 
Absolutely.  I would out all of the people banging goats. I'd tell their mothers.

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Cupcake Moscato wine

Do you ever leave home without panties on?
Only on the 3rd Friday during the full moon when Jupiter is green.

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
 I'm having sex right now.  Actually, my in-laws owned a video store. My husband and I worked there in high school.   If you stopped by and there was a sign on the door that said "We're having technical difficulties and will re-open soon"that was a lie.  My husband would also like me to add that his penis NEVER had technical difficulties.

What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
 On a Cleveland Browns party bus in the bathroom.  While it was moving.  And the bus was filled with drunk people.

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex? 
Reading a sexual story.  I approve of erotica!  Erotica could create world peace.  True story.

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually? 
Navy SEAL.

Does size matter?
 Hell yes!  My husband would once again like me to add that his size is perfect.

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy? 
No. I know too many cops. That's like incest.

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy? 
My UPS guy has chicken legs and his uniform is eight sizes too bug for him, so no.  I have had fantasies about being serviced by a man. Does that count?

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking? 
That depends.  Does this girl get brazilians or does she have a 70's porn bush and resemble a wildebeest? Because no one needs to witness that.

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had? 
Nothing strange really, but we do awkward quite well.  In high school we were going at it when my father-in-law came home.  He sat there on the living room floor 3 feet from us and we were naked under blankets trying to have a conversation about fishing for 30 minutes and put our underwear back on at the same time.  Ahhhh memories.

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?
See above.  It's funny now. Not so much at 17.

Most embarrassing sexual experience? 
Again, see above. I'm like a one trick pony!  This sexual experience is going to last me a lifetime!

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day? 
Piss in the yard and bang everything with a vagina.  And masturbate.  A lot.

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
 Loud and inappropriate

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like? 
We should throw a stick in the yard for the kids to chase and have sex.

What is a question you want me to ask you? 
Is it hard being so awesome?

What is a question you refuse to answer? 
Do you have sex with trees?

Any tats or piercings? If so, where?
Tats everywhere. I have 10 (so far). Piercings- ears, belly button, tragus and nose.
Biggest turn on?
 My husband.
Biggest turn off? 
My husband snoring.
A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?
 Having sex on the hood of a car.
Your stand on sex toys?
 I'd never stand on my sex toys, I don't want them to break. I love them too much.

Pet peeve?
 People who drive too slow.

So tell us something nobody knows about you? 
I don't like chocolate.

What did you think while reading these questions? 
That I really need to have more sex.  Like, now.

Dominant or Submissive? 
Dominant.  Lick my shoes, bitch!

Thanks again for being here! We had a blast and hope to have you back again soon.
Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go?
 I'm pretty awesome. Read my books.

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