Friday, August 30, 2013

Chelsea Camaron Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile




What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you ?

I’m silly with my friends, but around strangers and in public places I can be quite shy.  For my bachelorette party my girlfriends took me to a male review at a local night club (there are no male strip clubs in my hometown, this was a travelling show similar to Chip and Dales).  The strippers brought me onstage wearing my veil covered in little plastic penises.  After laying me on the stage in a 69 the stripper helps me up and sits me in a chair for a lap dance.  The other male stripper comes over and says have fun with it, the doors are locked you can touch.  Yup, I grabbed the stripper giving me the lap dance.  Forgetting that there are people in the audience, I further proceeded to smack the stripper’s ass and have a rather good time.  The two strippers stand me up and sandwich me in between them to dance.  They help me get off the stage, as I had a few drinks throughout the night.  As they place me back at my table, I look up to see my future mother in law, sister in law, and aunt in law at the table with their cameras.  They still joke about my fun and gave my husband copies of the pictures they took of my time on stage with the stripper.

 

Craziest Fan moment ?

A fan mailed me a vajazzle kit……….it’s cute and sparkly and still in the package

Favorite book and or author ?

This is not a fair question, and I answer under protest…………..My go to author for getting over a book hangover or getting out of a funk is Kristen Ashley and my favorite book of hers is Motorcycle Man (although I love the entire Dream Man series and Chaos Series, Tack is my favorite)

Pick one !

 

Import or Muscle car

Muscle car all the way………each book in the Daddy’s Girls series has an old muscle car somewhere in the story!!!!

One Direction or Justin Bieber?

Neither……….Hinder, Three Doors Down, Skillet, or classic rock

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate ?

Milk and cold from the fridge or freezer please……….and if you touch my secret stash, I will find you and break your fingers hubs and kids included but they’ve been trained to leave that alone.

Sam or Dean ?

Dean

Commando , Boxers or Briefs ?

Boxer Briefs

Damon or Stephan

Stephan

Wine or Mixed drink ?

Mixed Drink, I don’t have time to sip wine………and if available moon shine with apple and a cinnamon stick (referred to as apple pie)…….no hangover in the morning J  Carolina Moonshine baby

Coke or Pepsi ?

Pepsi…….I’m a Carolina girl……Pepsi was born in New Bern, North Carolina (an hour from my hometown)

Biker boy or Rocker dude ?

Biker all day, every day

Whips or chains ?

Depends on the day ;)

Do you believe in vampires?

They sure can make them hot on TV and in books……..if they are real those hot ones could bite me happily any night

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?

The ability to escape to a quiet island and no one know it so they don’t find my secret hideaway

Screamer , moaner or silent ?

Oh he better make me scream damn it……….that’s when it’s good and how it should be

What would you do with your super power if you had it?

After I called the laundry fairy and the cleaning fairy to take care of my house, I’d sneak away to my island and get lost in a book or two or five

Would you abuse your super power? How?

Hell yes, I’d be all caught up on my TBR list and everyone else’s

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

Sloe Gin Fizz or Long Island Ice Tea

Do you ever leave home without panties on ?

Heck No….......ewwww airborne pathogens and craziness nope not for this chick

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?

If you count that I write at home, then yes all the time.  In my younger days, when my hubbub and I were just dating, we did once in my car in the parking lot, but not while at work like on the clock.

What is the strangest place you ever had sex?

My parent’s pool middle of the day, while they were home………so glad they didn’t come outside eeek

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?

Reading………you can make it just how you want it……………porn- some of that is bad and sometimes they aren’t nearly as attractive as the characters in your head……….and listening to it……..ummmmm no thanks I don’t want to hear it from someone else, I want to be the one making the noise then I don’t have time to hear it hello.

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?

A hot mechanic……….some mechanics are ugly, but a hot one that’s built…….they get a little dirty working and know how to turn the cranks, push the buttons, oil the machines, and get the engine revving ;)

Does size matter ?

DUH and it’s just length give me some girth too!!!!  Women say that shit because we are made to nuture……males have fragile egos but yes size matters!!!!!!

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?

No………I’ve had too many speeding tickets, I see a cop I think damn there goes my insurance again

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?

Yes, a HOT MECHANIC……bend me over a classic Chevy any day

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?

No……cover that mess up…..again airborne pathogens…..bus germs, no panties……I’m getting far away

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?

Hmmmmm strange well that’s a word that could have a broad range of answers……….

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had

I got a new ‘toy’ hubbub and I were trying it out…….I made the mistake of saying I need to send your sister a thank you card.  He stops, “My sister?  Don’t ever mention my sister during sex again.”  Note taken……..but my sister in law did buy me the awesome toy J

Most embarrassing sexual Experience ?

Its more of a sexual situation than an experience, when I was eighteen I had a job selling cell phones.  One of the other salesmen was a real life Dominant- like live it 24/7, yes his wife wore a collar in public and all……….me being very naïve and in a vanilla world had no clue what he was talking about.  He found my innocence cute………especially when he showed me pics of his current submissive (wife and he were swingers) tied up…………and my response “people really do this” as I blushed and turned my head away………. fast forward a few years…….sure hubbub tie me up and spank me woohoo read about it in a book……oh hotness someone get me a fan……….but at the time, I was like oh my goodness why would she want to be tied and so helpless, sex is good no need for all that extra stuff……….now I’m like Christian Grey red room of pain, show me where to go

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?

Go to a club and try to pick up women with every cheesy line I could while “adjusting” myself constantly because dudes want to make sure you notice that shit

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?

Ummmm you will find me into shenanigans of some sort with my friends otherwise I’m in a corner quietly reading.  I’m always wearing flip flops and have a tatt on my foot of a hummingbird if you’re really trying to find me

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?

I’m a lucky woman, my hubbub is the best, love him.

What is a question you want me to ask you?

You covered more than enough J

What is a question you refuse to answer?

I will answer just about anything.   I just don’t get into super personal stuff about my kiddos

Any tat's or piercings ? if so where ..

I have tatt’s and some of mine and my hubbubs are written onto characters in my books.  I love ink!!!!!  No piercings not even my ears

 

Biggest turn on ?

Confidence

biggest turn off ?

Cockiness

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet ?

Hmmmmmm that’s a secret and I’ll never tell

Your stand on sex toys ?

I have some J

Pet peeve?

Repetitive whining.  If you aren’t going to do something about whatever your issue is, shut up about it and move on

So tell us something nobody knows about you ?

I’ve never seen Star Wars (any of them……..and I have no desire to see them either)

What did you think while reading these questions ?

I’m really not that interesting, crazy, or silly………and eeeeekkkk will my mom read this……..my books were enough of an eye opener lol

Dominant or Submissive?

I like to play

Thanks again for being here, we had a blast and hope to have you back again soon!

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