Kitty French Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

Kitty French Edition:

Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

Let’s start with a little foreplay…

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?

There was this one time, at band camp... ;)

Craziest Fan moment?

No crazies. I love my smut-sisters.

Pick one!

Favorite book and/or author? 

Jenny Crusie, Tell Me Lies. I want to BE Jenny Crusie when I grow up.

Import or Muscle car?

Have had to consult Mr. F on this as I don't actually know the difference, and he reliably informs that I'm an import kind of girl. In fact he said 'hands on, 4 on the floor' which sounds appropriately smutty, so lets go with that. :)

Favorite song and/or musician?

Aw man. I struggle on this because it changes with whatever I'm writing. At the moment I'm all about country, mainly because at the moment I'm all about cowboys.

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?

Milk.

Sam or Dean Winchester?

Who or WHO?

(Does that help Miss Kitty??)

Commando, Boxers or Briefs?

Boxers

Damon or Stephan Salvatore?

Bad confession. I don't watch VD. I'll go for smoulder-holder though, because he has pretty eyes.

Wine or Mixed drink?

I'm a dedicated vino girl, but never say no to a V&T.

Coke or Pepsi?

Pepsi. Hands down.

Biker boy or Rocker dude?

Biker. Gimme the oily!

Do you believe in vampires?

I believe in Eric. Like, totally. Bite me.

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?

I'd be a vampire too. Eric's bride vampire. Do me, Eric.

What would you do with your super power if you had it?

See above. I'd use it to lure the big blond one.

Would you abuse your super power? How?

Jesus, yes. I'd abuse it to the max. The viking-sex-god wouldn't stand a chance!

Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!

Tell us about your 1^st time!

Well, I would if I could remember it myself...

Screamer, moaner or silent?

Totally depends on where and when! There's something phwooar about having to be silent, it usually means you're doing it somewhere you shouldn't. Can I go the whole hog and have a hand clamped over my mouth as well please? (Erics hand,obv.)

Whips or chains?

Chains

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

Didn't we just do that one? I'll say something different just to shake it up. Champagne, darling!

Do you ever leave home without panties on?

Knickers. Knickers. Knickers.

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?

Hasn't everyone?

What is the strangest place you ever had sex?

There was that one time at the circus...

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?

Reading every time. Listening to it? Who does that?

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?

Ooh, let me see! Firefighters, obviously. Too obvious. Dentists (orthodontist? Is that right?) I used to have an incredibly sexy dentist, I had the best teeth on the block for a while. Lie back in my chair while I cup your face close to my crotch? Oh go on then. It all came to a shocking end when he got his bunsen burner out and almost set fire to my head.

Does size matter?

Of course. Only men with small cocks will tell you different.

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?

Naturally.

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?

Umm, no.

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?

Oh, the shock! Me on a bus!

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?

Behave yourself!

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?

Kayla...

Most embarrassing sexual experience?

I'm gonna put you on the naughty step for asking these questions.

Dominant or Submissive?

Sub

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?

I'd like to move to Bon Temps. I'd be real friendly with my neighbours.

Your stand on sex toys?

I wrote about Lucien Knight. The research for that book was intensive. Another day, another brown paper package and a wink from the postman, know what I'm saying?

Siiiigh, that was fantastic…

How about some pillow talk?

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?

Sex of course! All in the name of research. See how dedicated I am to my job?

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?

Never seen without a wine glass in her hand.

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?

Do me Eric.

What is a question you want me to ask you?

Can I promote your books every day please Kitty?

What is a question you refuse to answer?

I already did, several times. You're very, very naughty.

Any tats or piercings? If so, where?

I'm boring. Pierced ears only.

Biggest turn on?

A man who reads and cooks and looks like Eric. Or Jason Stackhouse. Or Alcide. But not Bill. Bill is too courteous. Gimme the alpha! Shove me up against the wall and put your hand over my mouth to stop me screaming!  

Biggest turn off?

Smelly guys. Acquaint yourself with soap, people. I don't mind the scent of a man who has worked hard all day though...  Smells are important, aren't they? I notice when a man smells good.  

Pet peeve?

Cutesy word shortenings. Chockie. Biccie. VOM.

So tell us something nobody knows about you?

I'm a leap year baby.

What did you think while reading these questions?

This girl is nosy! No way am I answering that! And then I had to take a break and look at Eric pictures for a while. I may have stroked the screen.

(I added this one just because you can never have too much Eric!!  ~SS)

Thank you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good for you as it was for me?

You made me see stars. Should we smoke a cigarette now?

Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go?

Thank you! You should never forget your manners. ;)