Let’s start with a little foreplay…
What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?
No idea. I was an awkward child and frequently tripped, fell, and even said shit that was thoroughly embarrassing. I learned at a very young age that humor was my friend, and I learned to laugh off even the most embarrassing things. I haven’t been deeply embarrassed since I was sixteen.
Craziest Fan moment?
Nothing too crazy…yet! :)
Import or Muscle car?
Kinda muscle cars…I like sleek sporty cars, so kinda muscle cars. LOL
Favorite song and/or musician?
Well, that’s like asking me to choose a favorite child. I have long-time favorites, but really I have favorites of the moment. I’ve been on an Asking Alexandria kick for a few months now, but I seriously have so many faves, it’s not even funny.
Favorite book and/or author?
Toni Morrison, Paradise
White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?
I’m vegan, so dark chocolate is the only kind I eat, and even then, I’m pretty picky.
Sam or Dean Winchester?
I haven’t watched the show, but just by looks, how could I choose? ;)
Biker boy or Rocker dude?
OMG. Are you kidding me? Like you have to ask? Sure, I like a nice biker (like Sean), but nothing makes me weak in the knees faster than a rocker dude. They hit me where I live.
Wine or Mixed drink?
Commando, Boxers or Briefs?
Boxers. I like a little mystery.
Coke or Pepsi?
Neither, but back in the day, Diet Coke
Do you believe in vampires?
If I did, I’d never go out at night, and imagine all the fun stuff I would have missed!
Damon or Stephan Salvatore?
Stephan’s a nice guy (I quit watching a while back—I know he’s not so much anymore), but Damon had me from the get go. I’m a sucker for a sarcastic bad boy. *sigh*
Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!
Tell us about your 1st time!
My first time was a lot like Valerie’s—long, drawn out, and painful. Glad I did it, though. lol
Screamer, moaner or silent?
Moaner. I scream for nothing, and who can be silent at a time like that?
Whips or chains?
Wouldn’t you like to know? ;)
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Do you ever leave home without panties on?
What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
A theater green room. What made it really strange was halfway through, someone was trying to get in!
What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
Story, of course!
Does size matter?
Not if he knows how to use it.
Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
Nope. Sorry. I’m kinda boring that way.
What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
Drunken strip poker followed by an accidental almost threesome. I chickened out, though. What an idiot. What girl wouldn’t want two guys? Sheesh…youth is wasted on the young.
Dominant or Submissive?
Neither. But if I had to choose, dominant. I can be a real bossy bitch.
Your stand on sex toys?
Siiiigh, that was fantastic…how about some pillow talk?
What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
I would have as much sex as I could so I could describe it even better in my books. I would do as many people as I could, as many different ways. Seriously.
How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
I have one of the loudest laughs you’ve ever heard. People say they love my laugh, but they’re probably just humoring me.
What is a question you want me to ask you?
If I’m getting tired. lol
What is a question you refuse to answer?
The ones above that I didn’t. :)
Any tats or piercings? If so, where?
I’ve worked a lot of straight-laced jobs my whole life, including teacher at the local community college, so I’ve had to be pretty careful about that sort of thing. However, I’ve wanted tats forEVER…and the last time I talked with a tattoo artist, I backed out, because he couldn’t design what I wanted. However, I am currently designing my first tattoo, and I’m sure I’ll be just like everyone else, unable to stop. I want sleeves, and I just know my mother will freak out. I have an eyebrow piercing and two piercings in one ear (big deal!). Any hidden piercings? Well, you’ll just have to wonder about that.
Biggest turn on?
What? You haven’t figured that out yet? Metal music, metal boys, long hair on guys, tattoos and piercings on said metal guys. Totally does it for me. Always has.
Biggest turn off?
Assholes. Not literally. Figuratively.
Oh, God, I have a bazillion. Hard to narrow down. How about this? Drives me crazy when people don’t pick up after themselves.
So tell us something nobody knows about you?
Nobody? Well, I probably won’t be able to do that, but I could tell you something not many people know about me. How about this? Not exactly secret, but I’ve published under other names as well. That work?
What did you think while reading these questions?
Thank you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good for you as it was for me?