Sunday, February 2, 2014

Alice Clayton Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

Let’s start with a little foreplay…

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?
The great thing about getting older is you no longer care about looking stupid. In fact, you crave it. But when I was about 14, exactly the age when what you care about MOST is being too cool for school, I came out of the girls rest room with my cheerleading skirt tucked into my spankies. And walked right through the senior locker bay amid cat calls and applause. I thought I just looked super cute that day…no.
Craziest Fan moment? 
I haven’t had any “crazy” fan moments, although signing boobs at Book Bash in Orlando last summer was pretty memorable! Mostly people are just incredible sweet and kind, and that’s the best.

Pick one!

Favorite book and/or author? 
The Stand, Stephen King.
Import or Muscle car?
I HATE muscle cars. Can I have an old Range Rover?
Favorite song and/or musician?
Hands down U2. Today, tomorrow, always. The Edge, he does things to me.
White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?
Sam or Dean Winchester?
Christ on a crutch did you hit my sweet spot here. Dean. Mother. Fucking. Dean.

Commando, Boxers or Briefs?
Boxer/Brief combo.
Damon or Stephan Salvatore?
I don’t know these people???
Wine or Mixed drink?
Mixed drink. Bloody Mary or verrrrry Dirty Martini.
Coke or Pepsi?
Biker boy or Rocker dude?
Do you believe in vampires?
I am married to Edward Cullen…so YES. Dur

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
The power to marry Edward Cullen.
What would you do with your super power if you had it?
See previous response.
Would you abuse your super power? How?
I would break that 107 year old virgin.

Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!

Tell us about your 1st time!
You’d have to ask Mr. Alice about that one…
Screamer, moaner or silent?
Moaner ;)
Whips or chains?
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Bloody Mary.

Do you ever leave home without panties on?
I have been known…
Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
Not that I’m aware of
What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
Elementary school playground?
What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
Reading a sexual story while watching porn and listening to sex.
What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
Nuclear Physicist.

 Does size matter?
Width yes, length not as much.
Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
Oh hell yes
Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
Oh hell yes
If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
Of course!
What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
I can’t answer that…
Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?
Ask Mr. Alice about what happens when I sneeze

Most embarrassing sexual experience?
Ask Mr. Alice about what happens when I sneeze
Dominant or Submissive?
A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?
So far so good
Your stand on sex toys?
I’ll stand up for them

Siiiigh, that was fantastic…
How about some pillow talk?

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
One thing.
How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
That super loud gorgeous girl
What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
I miss the girls I was on a Disney vacation with!

What is a question you want me to ask you?
What’s for dinner
What is a question you refuse to answer?
I’ll let you know
Any tats or piercings? If so, where?
No and No
Biggest turn on?
Dreamy eyes
Biggest turn off?
Stinky boy
Pet peeve?
Parents that feed their kids nothing but junk food.
So tell us something nobody knows about you?
Not many know, but I secretly dream of writing a one woman show
What did you think while reading these questions?
These are hilarious
Thank you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good for you as it was for me?
*smokes e cigarette*

1 comment:

  1. Can you get me her autograph the next time you see her?