Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Jeff Dawson Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

Let’s start with a little foreplay…

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you? 
Driving around Tulsa in 1978 with my girlfriend Debbie, naked. A security guard didn’t ask what we were doing, just said we couldn’t do it there. Dammit!

Craziest Fan moment? 
We have fans?

Pick one!

Favorite book and/or author? 
Tom Clancy. Hunt for Red October.

Import or Muscle car? 
No contest. Muscle Car. My college roommate had a 78 GTO. It was a beast!

Favorite song and/or musician? 
Slow Dancing, by Johnny Rivers

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?  

Sam or Dean Winchester? 
I actually preferred Sam Colt.

Commando, Boxers or Briefs? 
What? Thong isn’t an option. Hmm. Depends on the outside temps.

Wine or Mixed drink? 
Crown and Seven all the way!

Coke or Pepsi? 
I see Red Coke, the REAL Coke wasn’t mentioned. Who could not enjoy a drink that strips off traffic grime. Windex and Pepsi has nothing on the REAL THING!

Biker chick or Rocker babe?  
If they’re twins, I’ll take both.

Do you believe in vampires? 
Only the ones I’ve written about. Gals, you don’t want them taking you to the prom.

If you could have a super power what power would you pick? 
Mind reading. I need more ideas for stories. Actually, I want to know is she thinks I’m hot. No, wait. Scratch that. I might have to kill her in the next book. Next.

What would you do with your super power if you had it? 
Hmm. Shouldn’t have gotten so excited. Already answered.

Would you abuse your super power? How? 
Oh yeah! Seeing how she jilted my previous advances, I’d infiltrate her mind with how the guy next to her is Fabian, when in reality it’s Fat Ablert. Won’t be going back to that bar

Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!

Tell us about your 1st time! 
NO! Remember? You turned me down and I won’t be sending the 8mm.

Screamer, moaner or silent?  
This is much too subjective. You’d have to ask her since she keeps an ample supply of paper bags around. And I thought they were for me hyperventilating.

Whips or chains? 
Ropes are the only the way to go.

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage? 

Do you ever leave home without shots on? 
Depends if her boyfriend is early.

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where? 
That I have not done. My ex and my girlfriend thought it would be fun. I told them, the last thing I need to think about when working on a bid is her hot ass and firm tits sliding on the oak table.

What is the strangest place you ever had sex? 
My own bed.

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex? 
Writing it.

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually? 
The oldest one?

Does tightness matter? 
Well, duh. I don’t want to go romping if I’m falling into a well without a safety harness. Kind of defeats the purpose.

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy? 
Nothing sexier than a hot gal in uniform. Wait, I better take care of the warrants first.

Do you or have you ever had a “Sales Girl” or “Service Woman” fantasy? 
Not lately.

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking? 
Yes. Sharon Stone just came to mind.

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had? 
She stayed

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?  
My parents coming home two hours early. Debbie went in my closet. I went to the bathroom. The ruse didn’t work I opened the door and dad said, “Don’t do it again.”

Most embarrassing sexual experience? 
The 900 number giving me a refund.

Dominant or Submissive?  
Let me wake her up. She hates when I answer for her.

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet? 
A woman.

Your stand on sex toys? 
If she has one I can stand on, I’m leaving now!
Siiiigh, that was fantastic…
How about some pillow talk?

What would you do if you could be a girl for a day?  
Confuse the male suitors by making quick decisions, being on time and providing logical answers to all questions. That'll stump the hell out of them.

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like? 
How much I miss her.

What is a question you want me to ask you? 
I’ll leave that up to you.

What is a question you refuse to answer? 
The one you didn’t ask.

Any tats or piercings? If so, where? 

Biggest turn on? 
A woman with a great personality.

Biggest turn off? 
Simple, bitchy, whiny, drama queens. Looks will never outweigh those negatives

Pet peeve?  
There are no restaurants named, I Don’t Know, It Doesn’t Matter, or, Whatever You Want. THEY don’t exist. Make a choice.

So tell us something nobody knows about you? 
If I did that, then everyone would know and they would have to be rounded up and shot.

What did you think while reading these questions? 
Good times!

Thank you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good for you as it was for me? 
It’s always good for me. I’ll be interesting to hearing your side someday. It’s difficult to hear through the paper bag.

Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go
If you enjoyed these deep, dark, revealing answers, you might like some of the books I’ve published.
I am currently working on a love triangle novel. It is the darkest, and I mean, darkest story I’ve ever written. I had to take a shower when I finished the next to last chapter. It was an erotic blood bath. Hope to release it end of February, mid March. Look for the title Cracking Up.

Kayla, I want to thank you for allowing me to participate in this enlightening interview. I really don’t like doing the normal one that put everyone to sleep. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. 


  1. Kayla, many thanks for allowing me to express my most intimate, innermost thoughts.Time to go. I think I hear Bellvue calling

  2. I am loving it!! You may have to have more mens weeks!!