Thursday, February 6, 2014

Lynetta Halat's Used RANSOM Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

Ransom Edition
Let’s start with a little foreplay…
What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?
That’d have to be having my numnuts cousin, Austin, cross dress and give me a lap dance for my 21st birthday. I have to say, though, he’s definitely prettier as a girl.
Craziest Fan moment?
I’d have to say walking into my hotel room dead tired, beat to hell and back, and finding a couple of “caregivers” waiting for me was pretty crazy.
Pick one!
Favorite book and/or author?
I haven’t read it, but my girl likes it and it makes her blush, so it’s on my list. Something with “Shades“ in the title.
Import or Muscle car?
F-100 Pick up truck
Favorite song and/or musician?
“You and Tequila” by Kenny Chesney & Grace Potter
White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?
Hershey Kisses…for some reason those appeal to me now.
Sam or Dean Winchester?
Winchester? Like the gun?
Commando, Boxers or Briefs?
Wouldn’t you like to know. I’m sure the boss will let you know sooner rather than later.
Damon or Stephan Salvatore?
Wine or Mixed drink?
Coke or Pepsi?
Biker boy or Rocker dude?
Uh…bull riders.
Do you believe in vampires?
No, there are better ways to spill blood.
If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
I ride bulls. I already have a super power.
What would you do with your super power if you had it?
Living this dream every day.
Would you abuse your super power? How?
I may have used my super power to get a few girls in my time.
Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!
Tell us about your 1st time!
I’m a cowboy and a gentleman. We don’t kiss and tell.
Screamer, moaner or silent?
Whips or chains?
Riding crop.

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Jack and Coke.
Do you ever leave home without panties on?
Panties? All the time.
Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
Can’t say that I have.
What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
The boss won’t let me discuss that.
What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
Talking to Denver about having sex.
What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
Barrel racing
Does size matter?
Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
Handcuffs definitely appeal to me…only I’m not the one in them.
If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
That wouldn’t be very gentlemanly of me, now would it?
What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
Denver would kill me if I talk about that.
Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?
Ever tried to get busy on a horse? Yeah, they don’t like to stand still.
Most embarrassing sexual experience?
Getting busted by your mom.
Dominant or Submissive?
How do you girls know about all this?
A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?
You’ve read the book. I’m pretty sure you know the answer to that.
Your stand on sex toys?
Do I look like I need assistance in that department?
Siiiigh, that was fantastic…how about some pillow talk?
What would you do if you could be a girl for a day?
Play with myself.
How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
Rough-lookin’ mother fucker, buzz cut, tall, kinda scary
What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
Does she like me as much as I like her?
What is a question you want me to ask you?
When the hell do I get the rest of my story?
What is a question you refuse to answer?
How big?
Any tats or piercings? If so, where?
Mostly on my arms. Scrolls, barbed wire, the number 8, a bull, a few others…no one puts holes in me. Expect a few lucky bulls.
Biggest turn on?
Denver Dempsey
Biggest turn off?
Not having Denver Dempsey
Pet peeve?
Watching those I love hurt. Useless shit doesn’t bother me.
So tell us something nobody knows about you?
I cried the first time I fell of a bull. Don’t laugh. I was six.
What did you think while reading these questions?
This woman has a lot of questions.
Thank you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good for you as it was for me?
That’s usually my line.
Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go?
I’m pretty interested in spending some time with Denver, so I’m thinking y’all need to harass the boss for the rest of our story.

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