Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Alessandra Torre Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

Let’s start with a little foreplay…
What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?
I can’t tell you. Truly. I’d have to kill you. My husband is the only one who knows.
 Craziest Fan moment?
After a news article ran in our local paper, my next door neighbor showed up with a copy of one of my books. I signed it, listened to the 70 year old man describe his favorite sex scene, and have avoided him ever since. ;-)
Pick one!
Favorite book and/or author?
Gillian Flynn. I’d marry her if I could.
Import or Muscle car?
Muscle. Preferably a ’65 GTO. 
Favorite song and/or musician?
Anything Bob Marley.
White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?
Milk… definitely. The others could stop production and I wouldn’t even notice.
Sam or Dean Winchester?
Dean. I don’t like long hair unless your last name is Hemsworth.
 Commando, Boxers or Briefs?
Commando or Briefs. Boxers scream ‘unfuckable’ to me.
 Damon or Stephan Salvatore?
Both. It’s threesome time. I’ll let Damon take me first.
Wine or Mixed drink?
Mixed drink - I know NOTHING about Wine.
Coke or Pepsi?
Dr Pepper
 Biker boy or Rocker dude?
Biker if I HAVE to choose. But I’m not a huge fan of either. I like cowboys, men who get their hands dirty, and wealthy alpha males.
Do you believe in vampires?
No. Sorry TwiHards.
 If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
X-Ray Vision. I always envision men with small penises. I’d love to know who is packing heat.
What would you do with your super power if you had it?
Leave the house A LOT more.
Would you abuse your super power? How?
I’d have loose lips when it came to sharing the good stuff. But would never rat out a small package.
 Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!
Tell us about your 1st time!
17 seconds long. I was 19. And I think, even with that short length of time, I faked an orgasm. *sad face* He was an asshole. Really not worth me waiting so freaking long.
Screamer, moaner or silent?
Moaner during oral, screamer during doggie, silent when the orgasm is really really strong.
 Whips or chains?
Neither. I like a leash and collar when I’m feeling frisky.
 What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Water Mocassin. It is delicious and sound wicked when you order it.
 Do you ever leave home without panties on?
Only if I want to drive my husband nuts.
 Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
Hmmm. I work from home so that’s hard. I’d have to say – knowing where the question is coming from - no.
What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
In a vehicle, during a carwash.
 What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
President of the United States. Which narrows down my sexual opportunities greatly. 
Does size matter?
Yes. Over 7 inches, girth is preferable to length, IMO
Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
I’ll have any fantasy out there, as long as the guy is alpha as fuck and delicious.
 Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
Well yes.. I wrote a book about one (The Girl in 6E).
 If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
No. I couldn’t. I’d have second-hand embarrassment too bad.
What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
On the roof of a Suburban. Don’t ask. Even now, me and my husband are like “What were we thinking?”
 Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?
My son wandered in the bedroom mid-romp. We threw the blanket over our bodies and had to answer his detailed list of questions before he finally got bored and wandered away.
 Most embarrassing sexual experience?
Embarrassing? Haven’t had one yet. Guess I need to do it more.
 Dominant or Submissive?
I try and be dominant, but I have no chance against an alpha male.
 A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?
 Your stand on sex toys?
Great as a compliment, nothing beats the real thing.
 Siiiigh, that was fantastic…how about some pillow talk?
What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
Visit lots of gym locker rooms.
 How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
Bundled up girl with Dr Pepper and a laptop in hand.
 What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
I wonder what perfume she’s wearing?
 What is a question you want me to ask you?
When does the sequel to Blindfolded Innocence release?
--Great question! February 25th!
 What is a question you refuse to answer?
Your first one. ;-)
Any tats or piercings? If so, where?
One tattoo, in a place that doesn’t show when I wear a bikini. Had a belly button ring but took it out because I was no longer twelve.
Biggest turn on?
Confidence and sexual prowess
Biggest turn off?
Pet peeve?
People who crack their knuckles
So tell us something nobody knows about you?
I can’t listen to people brush their teeth. It drives me nuts.
 What did you think while reading these questions?
That I might be sharing WAY too much.
 Thank you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good for you as it was for me?
 Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go?
Give my books a try. And I apologize in advance if I offend you. ;-)

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