Monday, February 10, 2014

OL Ramos Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

Thank you Heather MacNaughton for nominating OL Ramos to take our dare... 
It takes a REAL man to accept this challenge :)  

Let’s start with a little foreplay…

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?
I have a really geeky story from when I was a teenager. I had this girlfriend in high school (first one) and she dumped me. Long story short, I ended up cutting a lot of class, that ended me getting really bad grades. So bad in fact, that if I wanted to graduate I had to go to night school. By the time I entered into night school, I was taking school seriously again (I wanted to have good grades, lol) and one lunch break during class, I ended up coming back late. There was a zero absence policy so I had to get back into class or I’d failed. So, I did the only rational thing: I climbed to the top of the school (a good thirty feet or more), but some security guard saw me. I didn’t know that until I came down on school grounds. I got run after by school security, eventually tackled by some cops (who really gave me the business). So yeah… all for the sake of getting back into school campus and not failing, LOL.

Craziest Fan moment?
None yet, I’m looking forward to one! Maybe you can send some crazy fans my way, lol. Crazy is the way to go!

Pick one!

Favorite book and/or author? 
Stephen King

Import or Muscle car?
American Muscle

Favorite song and/or musician?
“Simple Man” Lynyrd Skynyrd

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?

Sam or Dean Winchester?
Dean, tortured soul ftw

Commando, Boxers or Briefs?
Boxer briefs, see what I did there? I changed the question, heh

Damon or Stephan Salvatore?
Meh, they’re both kinda douchey

Wine or Mixed drink?
Mixed drink, vodka tonics make you feel loved

Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi if I have to drink it, lol

Biker boy or Rocker dude?
Meh? I guess… rocker?

Do you believe in vampires?
I don’t think they exist, but wouldn’t be surprised if they did. At the very least, maybe there’s a strange origin story for all the lore

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
Telepathy, easy choice

What would you do with your super power if you had it?
Cheat at poker and become rich, lol. Seriously! I think about this a LOT

Would you abuse your super power? How?
YEP! As mentioned above

Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!

Tell us about your 1st time!
That was foreplay?! I thought you cared about me!

Screamer, moaner or silent?
Moaner I guess

Whips or chains?
I’d rather be chained probably. Definitely not whipped

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Vodka and tonic, with some lime added. Nectar of the gods

Do you ever leave home without panties on?
All the time. I don’t wear panties, never have. If I do though, please set me aside.

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
No, but I wish!

What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
Just a car… I wish I had been more adventurous

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching porn or listening to sex?
Watching porn

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
Hmmm… I don’t really have one I guess. Never thought about it, sorry I can’t be more outrageous, lol

Does size matter?
I bet it does! It matters to me.

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
Lord forbid… I was an officer… my wife is an officer. I guess maybe I did? Doubt it though!

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
As a man, I’ve never really thought of other men. But I have fantasized about what’s inside the boxes delivery guys bring. I love dvd’s and shipments from amazon, lol

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
Probably, if she had the goods

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
I had sex once while completely asleep. My fiancée at the time asked me if I was asleep, apparently I laughed, answered in the affirmative and passed out completely. I only half remember this, though.

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?
Probably the same one from above.

Most embarrassing sexual experience?
Again, sleep sex

Dominant or Submissive?
Dominant, no way am I  ever submissive

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?
I haven’t really had a lot of fantasies. Damn… have I just been living a substandard life? LOL

Your stand on sex toys?
I think they are a man’s only ally in the bedroom! Hooray for them!

Siiiigh, that was fantastic… 
How about some pillow talk?

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
Well… I think we’ve established that, LOL

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
As a guy? For a date you mean? Um… I guess I would say that I am a pretty decent guy. I value intelligence, honesty and a good nature. Sexual daring doesn’t hurt, but it’s not a mandatory thing.

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
Had a dream. We had sex in the dream, LOL. Nothing fancy or elaborate. Just the basics.

What is a question you want me to ask you?
I don’t really have one. But I’m super red from answering the above

What is a question you refuse to answer?
I don’t really have one… some are just more embarrassing than others.

Any tats or piercings? If so, where?
Not yet, but soon.

Biggest turn on?
A confident girl who can take what she wants, but doesn’t have to be in control all the time

Pet peeve?
Hmmm… cattiness is a big one. There’s a bunch, but I’m in such a good mood, I can’t really focus on the negative right now.

So tell us something nobody knows about you?
I’m growing a long Duck Dynasty-ian beard right now. It’s taking forever… I’ll probably chop it all off before I reach the goal, lol

What did you think while reading these questions?
“They’re gonna hate me for messing up these questions”

Thank you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Pretty fun! Thanks for the quickie

Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go?
Tip your waitresses, I’m OUTTA HERE!

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  1. Awesome!! Love the answers!! Looking forward to reading more of these!

  2. HEY! This place is great. I love the decor and those pics are funny! You sure made me, happy happy happy.

    Yeah I know... Bad joke. Sue me!

    No please, don't get mad I was just playing,

    LOL. I'm obviously having a slow writing day. Thanks for the love!