KB Gardener Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla The Bibliophile

Let’s start with a little foreplay…

Craziest Fan moment?

I haven't had any in real life, yet, but I'm amazed at the number of people who are waiting to read my first book once it is done!

Pick one!

Favorite book and/or author?

I have to pick just one?  I hope Red, Peyton, Robyn and Kennedy understand when I say that Kallypso Masters is my favorite author.  That's because she's the one who has encouraged me from the start.  I consider her my mentor.

Import or Muscle car?

Having driven both, I loved my imported from Germany Opel 1900 the most.

Favorite song and/or musician?

The one song I can never get enough of is “Deacon Blues”, written by William Becker and Donald Fagen, collectively known as Steely Dan.  Donald Fagen is my favorite musician and composer.  His use of the English language just has me in awe.

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?

I'm finding myself becoming more partial to dark chocolate as time goes by.

Sam or Dean Winchester?

Now, I do know that they are are the main characters in the TV series “Supernatural”, but as I've never seen a single episode of the show, I have no preference-or should I say my preference would be for Oliver Winchester (the man who founded the Winchester Repeating Arms Company, creators of the “Gun That Won The West”, the Winchester Model 1873.)

Commando, Boxers or Briefs?

Briefs, but not just briefs—Hanes TAGLESS® No Ride Up Briefs with ComfortSoft® Waistband

Damon or Stephan Salvatore?

Again, a reference to a TV series I have not watched.  Do either of them sparkle?  If they do, I reject them both.  If not, then, meh... I have no preference.

Wine or Mixed drink?

A nice red wine, if you please.

Coke or Pepsi?

Neither.  If I drink too much of any carbonated beverage, I blow up like a blimp.  I prefer Red Diamond Unsweetened Iced Tea (so I can control the sweetness.  “Southern style” sweet tea is sugar syrup with a bit of tannic acid for color.)

Biker boy or Rocker dude?

Neither.  I'd prefer a biker chick, if she was in full European leathers and riding a Ducatti.

Do you believe in vampires?

The question in my mind is, do they believe in me?

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?

The ability to cloud men's minds, like Lamont Cranston, A.K.A. The Shadow.  (Not Alec Baldwin's wimpy rendition, either.)

What would you do with your super power if you had it?

Why, cloud men's minds, of course.

Would you abuse your super power? How?

I don't see it as abuse, but I would like to become the puppet master behind all that goes on in Washington, DC.

Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!

Tell us about your 1^st time!

Um, do I have to?  It was with my (now) ex-wife, way before we got married, and it dredges up too many bad memories.  It wasn't even memorable, except that she was a virgin—but so was I.

Screamer, moaner or silent?

Not silent, but more monosyllabic.

Whips or chains?

Chains are way too heavy to carry around.  I prefer 5 or 6mm jute rope in the traditional “8 hank”, 8 meter length.  However, a 30 ft. length is perfectly acceptable.  I only use nylon if water will be involved in the scene.  As for impact play, I prefer a nice thuddy flogger or a good leather belt doubled over; but my absolute favorite impact toy is the cane. 

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

A good red wine-burgundy, merlot or syrah.

Do you ever leave home without panties on?

This is a trick question, right?  I always leave home without panties on.  I wear briefs, as I said before.  Hanes Men's TAGLESS® No Ride Up Briefs with ComfortSoft® Waistband.

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?

Sadly, no.

What is the strangest place you ever had sex?

My (now) ex-wife's kitchen floor.  I think the episode led to my eventual knee trouble.

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?

Actually, writing an erotic story, closely followed by reading one.  Porn has gotten so prevalent that it takes more than just watching the act to keep my interest any more.  Listening to sex is like listening to a sporting event on the radio without an announcer.  You lose all context.

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?

Erotic romance author.

Does size matter?

It all depends on the context. 

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?

Uh, no.

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?

Yes.  It's called “Ride Along”, and I plan to revise and publish it sometime next year.   If you want to read the original, it's on my blog site and FetLife.

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?

This has to be a trick question... of course I would!

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?

Sleeping with a Filipino prostitute back in 1974.

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?

Attempting a porn movie position with my present wife laying on her back, her head hanging off the bed as she gave me oral.  Let's just say, Sir Issac Newton was right about gravity.

Dominant or Submissive?

Dominant

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?

Tying a woman in a full shibari suspension.

Your stand on sex toys?

I don't have a stand.  Instead, I have a toy bag, a rope bag and a dresser drawer for my toys.

Siiiigh, that was fantastic…

How about some pillow talk?

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?

Which day would you like to know about?  Now, if I could be a gal for a day... I'd really like to know what sex feels like from the “other side”...

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?

Balding, salt and pepper beard that almost looks like Burt Renyold's beard.

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?

Like or love?  The last thought I had in my head that involved my wife (whom I love) was worrying why she was sneezing so violently about ten minutes ago.

What is a question you want me to ask you?

Why does a sixty-year old grandfather start writing BDSM erotic romance novels?

What is a question you refuse to answer?

What is your real name.

Any tats or piercings? If so, where?

No tats or piercings, however I have a divot in the top of my head where I was hit by a half of a red brick.  The sad part is, I hit myself with said brick!  However, I was only four at the time and had not become acquainted with Sir Issac Newton before the incident.

Biggest turn on?

An intelligent, confident woman who craves submission.

Biggest turn off?

Excessive body modification.  I've seen some people that look like they're using the piercings to hold themselves together.

Pet peeve?

No, pet rabbit.  Oh, I see...  I hate the word “aspiring” when used with “author”.  The mental image it conjures up is of a dilettante sitting around, talking about how someday they will write the Great American Novel while doing nothing to move them any closer to even starting it.

So tell us something nobody knows about you?

I'm afraid to tell you.  What if it comes up as a security question for a web site somewhere down the road.  I wouldn't be able to answer it because I've told too many people that fact.

What did you think while reading these questions?

“I've got to get to bed.  I have to go to work tomorrow.”

Thank you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Words cannot describe how it was for me.

Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go?

I am working on my first BDSM erotic romance novel for publication.  I call it Assignment: Sensations.  I'll be talking more about it as we get into next year, as I am planning to release it in March of 2014.  I hope you'll give it a read.