Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Red Phoenix Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you ?

Square dancing with a bunch of jocks in college. Seriously??? They took the class to get their PE degree, I took it to get my Elementary Education degree. The music, the awkward moves… and let me tell you, unmotivated jocks are annoying. (Rolling eyes just thinking about it)

Craziest Fan moment ?

No crazy fans. However, I have plenty of witty fans that keep me in stitches.

Favorite book and or author ?

As a kid, Where the Red Fern Grows (love that book!), as an adult, the books I have read multiple times like comfort food are Gone with the Wind and Valley of the Dolls. I love Scarlett’s flawed but sexy, strong character and the craziness of the entertainment world that can turn an innocent into one of “them”.

Pick one !

Import or Muscle car

Muscle car. This chick wants a Ford Mustang GT - Oh baby, when I push the pedal to the medal I am in nirvana.

One Direction or Justin Bieber

Neither. I like men who know what they are doing. (PS - had to google One Direction. Boy Bands are back???)

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate ?

Dark chocolate to eat & milk chocolate to lick off the skin. White chocolate? Give me a break, that is a chocolate wannabe.

Sam or Dean ?

Both. Who doesn’t like a threesome?

Commando , Boxers or Briefs ?

Commando with a kilt, otherwise sexy looking briefs.

Damon or Stephan

Bad boy with a heart.

Wine or Mixed drink ?

Both. Wine one hand, mixed drink in the other. Hah!

Coke or Pepsi ?

Gross. Pop doesn’t do it for me. And yes, I call it pop - not soda!

Biker boy or Rocker dude ?

Biker all the way. Although there are certain rockers I would be willing to entertain.

Whips or chains ?

Whips, oh yes, whips. However, I must say that chains make a lovely sound when one is bound with them.

Do you believe in vampires?

As a metaphor, totally! There are blood suckers out there. Only a very few can be sexy while they suck you dry.

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?

Making multiple copies of myself.

Screamer , moaner or silent ?

Moaner, although I do scream on occasion. Poor neighbors…

What would you do with your super power if you had it?

I would go to parent meetings with a smile, visit my parents more often, go grocery shopping on a regular basis. Hell, I would even clean the house.

Would you abuse your super power? How?

Absolutely! With all of us working together, I think I could publish a book a week without drawing a sweat. I might even have a foursome with my hubby (with all three of me…)

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

The drink I get the best buzz from is Red Bull and vodka. Gives me the energetic tipsy factor. LOVE it, but not the taste so much.

Do you ever leave home without panties on ?

Yes. Really is that even shocking? I think not.

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?

It was at my lover’s work place. We did it in a small office with windows.

What is the strangest place you ever had sex?

Next to a thorny bush. What were we thinking??? But hey, I remember that session AND pulling out the little thorns afterwards. Memories…

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?

Writing a sexual story. My imagination makes for a satisfied hubby after I am done writing a scene.

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?

I love any man in a uniform. I love you all, you uniformed hotties - be it firemen, police, military, mechanic, business man…

Ever been arrested if so what for ?

This little chick is a rule follower. Not too surprising for a sub, eh?

Who is your celeb crush ?

Don’t have one currently. I have been hurt too many times... It seems every time I fall “in crush” they either go do something stupid and I have to dump them or they die a tragic death. L

Author you'd love to bang ?

Nope. Hubby has my body and my heart.

Does size matter ?

Yes and no. Too big and you have to spend a ton of time with foreplay. Too small and you have to spend a ton of time with foreplay. I think a man can certainly satisfy a woman at any size, but for the deep fuck sensation without being ripped apart, there is a certain size requirement.

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?

Yes, a man in uniform…cuffs and the threat of a bully sticks. Dreams of made of this.

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?

No. Not sure why, but that one doesn’t do it for me.

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?

Sure. I think females are gorgeous. I couldn’t help but sneak a few glances.

Ever been caught doing the dirty ? spill it !

Yes, when I was young my boyfriend’s father walked into his room unawares while we were quietly doing it. Could have died.

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?

(Hubby disallowed this answer. He has the last say. Sorry!)

Ever swung for the other team ?

No, I appreciate the female form but it can’t give me what I need.

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had

Partners that laugh together stay together. I’m not divulging our funny little secrets.

Most embarrassing sexual Experience ?

Getting caught unawares by a cop in the backseat. Did he really have to shine that flashlight for so long? Naughty cop, he knew exactly what we’d been doing but he kept asking questions…

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?

Copulate with all the girls I could in as many different ways as I could in that 24-hour period. I have always longed to know what it felt like to be a guy. Oh, and would totally masturbate to compare. And lift weights! I want to know that manly power.

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?

Look for the girl with the long red hair and a beautiful smile.

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?

Why did you do that? Tears…

What is a question you want me to ask you?

Why do you write erotica?

What is a question you refuse to answer?

What is your real name? Nah, nah, boo, boo. You can’t ask me!

Any tat's or piercings ? if so where ..

I have a colorful phoenix on my left shoulder. It is the very phoenix on all my books, created by one of my fans. I got it the day after Brie Learns the Art of Submission came out in paperback.

Biggest turn on ?

Commanding, sexy eyes. I love a man who can make me melt with just a look.

Biggest turn off ?

Lack of cleanliness. Hey, if you don’t take care of yourself, you are NOT getting close to this piece of ass.

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet ?

A fireman, business man, cop, biker, and mechanic all at the same time.

Your stand on sex toys ?

All for it! They enhance the heck out of bedroom play. Nothing is too weird as long as it feels good.

Pet peeve?

Cruel people

So tell us something nobody knows about you ?

I always wished I could sing. It is a tragedy – my voice that is.

What did you think while reading these questions ?

Nosey bitch. ;)

Thanks again for being here, we had a blast and hope to have you back again soon .

Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go ?

Thanks for the opportunity to share another side of my weirdness with my fans. 
Peeps, you know I love you!!! 


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