Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Andria Large Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

Let’s start with a little foreplay…
What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?

I would have to say that my most embarrassing moment was when my dad found out that I wasn’t a virgin anymore. I was 17 at the time, sitting down in the basement of my parents' house with my boyfriend at the time, and my dad came down and said, “You’re not gonna be screwing in my house!” Oh man, that was the worst!
Craziest Fan moment?
 Ya know, I haven’t had any crazy fan moments yet. But I’m still new to the game, so…
Pick one!
Favorite book and/or author?
Cut & Run series by Abigail Roux. Love her, she’s the shit!
Import or Muscle car?
Depends on who’s driving it ;)
Favorite song and/or musician?
I’ve been in love with The Backstreet Boys since grade school (That was about 15 years ago). I still go to their concerts when they’re in town and I still love their music and they are still hot as shit. If I wasn’t married with kids, my bedroom would still be wallpapered with their pictures.  What? Don’t judge me!

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?
Milk chocolate, for sure!
Sam or Dean Winchester?
They are both hot, but if I had to choose, it would be Dean. He is just so sexy!
Commando, Boxers or Briefs?
Boxer briefs on the hubby, but briefs on male models.
Damon or Stephan Salvatore?
Don’t shoot me, but…who? I obviously don’t watch this show.
Wine or Mixed drink?
Mixed drink. Malibu Bay Breeze has been my drink of choice lately.
Coke or Pepsi?
Definitely Pepsi. I only drink Coke when I have no other choice. Pepsi is sweeter.
Biker boy or Rocker dude?
Biker, there is just something about a hot guy on a motorcycle, yum!
Do you believe in vampires?
I wish vampires were real, that’d be cool as shit!
 If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
I think I’d like to be able to talk to animals and babies. I would love to know what goes on inside their heads.
What would you do with your super power if you had it?
Uhhh…talk to animals and babies?
 Would you abuse your super power? How?
You mean like Willard and send shit-tons of rats after people? Yeah, maybe, I definitely have someone in mind that I’d like to do that to *cough…ex-sister-in-law…cough*
Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!
Tell us about your 1st time!
Oh man. I was 17 and going out with this boy for a while. We actually tried once before, but he got so nervous that he couldn't stay hard. So we gave up that time. Then when we tried again, we tried to be all romantic about it. My parents were out and we went to my bedroom, lit candles, blah blah blah. I don’t remember too much about it really. I remember it didn’t hurt like I had been expecting and I remember thinking “Really? That was it?” LOL!
Screamer, moaner or silent?
I’m definitely a moaner, sometimes a screamer. My hubby is the silent one. Drives me nuts! I never know if whatever we’re doing feels good or not because he doesn’t moan or groan.
Whips or chains?
Neither, I ain’t that freaky.
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Moscato di Asti, sparking wine. I like it super sweet.
Do you ever leave home without panties on?
God no! I’d feel naked.
Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
No, I’m boring I guess, lol.
 What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
When my husband and I were just dating, we had sex on the jungle gym of a playground at night, hehehe.
What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
Stories and Gay porn. Wow, I can’t believe I just admitted that!
 What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
Military men
 Does size matter?
Yes…yes it does! If anyone says that it doesn’t then they are lying!!!
Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
I’m living it baby! My husband is in law enforcement!
Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
I will admit that the UPS guy where I used to live was pretty darn cute!
If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
Yuck, no! I’d tell that bitch to cover her shit up though!
 What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
I don’t think I’ve ever had a strange sexual experience
Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?
My husband and I always laugh when we’re pressed together, facing each other, and our chests make a fart sound, lol.
Most embarrassing sexual experience?
I don’t get embarrassed too easily, especially with my husband. I am waiting for the day where one of us farts during sex though, that has yet to happen.
Dominant or Submissive?
A little of both. I like when he gets a bit rough and takes over, and there are other times when I like to take control.
A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?
I’ve thought about a threesome, but I don’t think I’d want to share my hubby with another woman and I don’t think he’d want to see me with another guy, so it’s kinda out of the question.
 Your stand on sex toys?
They are a must! I’m not one of the lucky women who can come just from penetrative sex. I need my vibrator if I wanna get off. 

Siiiigh, that was fantastic…how about some pillow talk?
What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
I would absolutely play with my junk all damn day! No question about it! LOL
How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
The chick with the glasses and two little girls running around her.
What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
My husband has a sexy walk and looks hot in tactical pants ;)
What is a question you want me to ask you?
What is a question you refuse to answer?
I’ll answer whatever, I don’t have anything to hide.
Any tats or piercings? If so, where?
Not tats yet, thinking about it though. My ears are pierced and my belly button. I took out the belly ring when I got pregnant with my first daughter and it hasn’t been put back it. My belly button will never see the light of day again!
Biggest turn on?
A sexy smile
Biggest turn off?
Bad breath!
Pet peeve?
I have soooo many pet peeves. People driving slow in the fast lane and refusing to get over it a big one. Stupid people in general. And I can’t stand whining!
So tell us something nobody knows about you?
I started out writing Backstreet Boy fan fictions, staring mostly Brian or Nick and Me, of course! Also, I used to play the piano.
What did you think while reading these questions?
I hope no one from my family reads this!
Thank you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Oh yes, definitely!
Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go?
I just want to thank you and my fans for being supportive of my books and me. I love to write and it makes it even better when other people love what I write! Lots of Love!


  1. i loved this interview you are a woman after my heart love me some smut keep doing what you are doing there is never to much sex in a book and if you dont have a vibrator there is something wrong