Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Jodi Ellen Malpas Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you ?

Oh God… I got really drunk when I was 18 in Ibiza and decided it would be a fab idea to enter a pole dancing competition. Not my proudest moment, and worse, I didn’t win. Major low moment in my life.

 Craziest Fan moment ?
A lady naming her baby either Jesse or Ava. She fell pregnant while reading This Man and holds me personally responsible. I’m not even sorry - she seemed too pleased about it, even though it wasn’t planned.

 Favorite book and or author ?
Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown

Pick one !

Import or Muscle car?

I have no idea what either are, so I’m plumping for Muscle car.

One Direction or Justin Bieber? 
One Direction

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate ? 

Sam or Dean ?

Who are Sam and Dean?!

Commando , Boxers or Briefs ?

Damon or Stephan?
Who are Damon and Stephen?!

Wine or Mixed drink ?
Mixed (Vodka Tonic)

Coke or Pepsi ?
 Coke every day of the week.

Biker boy or Rocker dude ?
Biker boy

Whips or chains ?

Do you believe in vampires?

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?

 Screamer , moaner or silent ?
Me or the man?!

What would you do with your super power if you had it?

Would you abuse your super power? How?
Of course. I already said; I’d spy on everyone.

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

Do you ever leave home without panties on ?
All the time. I wear knickers instead ;-)

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
I’m not answering this. I’m a prude! Ironic, I know. Or I could be bluffing. ;-)

 What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
In the Alligator pool at Central Park Zoo.

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually? Sex club owner ;-)

Does size matter ?
Yes. Any man who says “It’s what you do with it” has a small one.

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?

All the time.

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
No, I’d advise her that she’s forgotten to put her knickers on.

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had? PRUDE!

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?

Most embarrassing sexual Experience ?

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
I’d never want to be a bloke. I like being looked after.

 How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
I get told that I have a “Mediterranean” look about me. When I’m in Spain, the locals talk to me in Spanish. I nod and smile. They could be saying anything.

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
I lust after my Jesse muse, but it’s common knowledge that I’ll never tell who that is!

What is a question you want me to ask you?
Anything to stop me blushing!

What is a question you refuse to answer?

I’ve refused to answer quite a few above!

Any tat's or piercings ? If so where?
8 tattoos. Various on my foot, arm, back and stomach.

 Biggest turn on ?

Biggest turn off ?
Short! And bad shoes!

 A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet ?

Your stand on sex toys ?
Whatever tickles your fancy ;-)

Pet peeve?
Bad shoes on men. Upsets me greatly. Bad fake tan on women, too. Wash your hands!

So tell us something nobody knows about you ?
I hate peanut butter.

What did you think while reading these questions ?

Cheeky cow! (In Britain “cow” doesn’t mean fat!)

Dominant or Submissive?
 Me? Submissive.

Thanks again for being here, I had a blast and hope to have you back again soon!
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  1. Loved this! How can anyone hate peanut butter? I will eat enough for Jodi's share. (If Jesse leaves any for the rest of us!)