Let’s start with a little foreplay…
What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?
I was partying at a beach one night and I passed out on the beach. I woke up in a hole, covered in sand and there was a dog licking my face. So I pushed up out of the hole, looking like some evil, freaky sand monster and the elderly couple who owned the dog ran away screaming and then I got to walk back to the condo completely covered, head to toe, in sand.
Craziest Fan moment?
I had a woman chase me through an office building once trying to find out when my next book was being released. She was small, but damn that woman could move. I swear she was a ninja.
Favorite book and/or author?
Ernest Hemingway. I know…cheesy answer, but I adore his books and always have. I even named my pet ferret after him.
Import or Muscle car?
Muscle!! The louder the engine, the better.
Favorite song and/or musician?
I’m a huge music lover, so this is an extremely difficult question. BUT, if I have to choose a song, I’ll go with the one most people associate with me which is Safety Dance. (don’t judge , lol!)
White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?
I’m definitely a milk chocolate kind of girl.
Sam or Dean Winchester?
Can I have both?! As in sandwich style? (and can I drag Castiel in as well?)
Commando, Boxers or Briefs?
Damon or Stephan Salvatore?
Wine or Mixed drink?
Coke or Pepsi?
Biker boy or Rocker dude?
Hmmmm, I’ve dated both…and both have their advantages (and disadvantages). I’ll have to go with the Biker.
Do you believe in vampires?
No. All the ones I’ve met ate regular food and went out in the sunlight and didn’t sparkle or burst into flames…so I determined they were fake.
If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
What would you do with your super power if you had it?
Try and take over the world…
Would you abuse your super power? How?
Oh hell yeah!! If I got bored while I was out and about, I would make groups of people break out into coordinated songs and dances. It would be epic.
Enough foreplay, let’s get it on!
Tell us about your 1st time!
All I am willing to divulge is that it was a HUGE disappointment after all the hype. Lol.
Screamer, moaner or silent?
That depends very much on the amount of alcohol in my system.
Whips or chains?
Am I the one holding the whip?? Because if so, bring it on!! If not, then I’ll go with chains, please.
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Red Bull and Vodka…dangerous combination because it only leads to an awake drunk.
Do you ever leave home without panties on?
Well, there was that one time, but we don’t talk about it much…
Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
A graveyard – on a bench and not a grave! I’m not THAT weird. Let’s just say Halloween and alcohol can lead to interesting encounters. :)
What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
Reading a sexual story. Watching porn or listening to sex only makes me laugh because people make weird faces and funny sounds.
What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
Hmmm…I have no idea on that one.
Does size matter?
Is this a real question? (looks around) Are you serious?! YES! Size matters.
Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
Definitely and most assuredly…no. No offense to the boys in blue, but I’ve received far too many speeding tickets to be anything but bitter. Lol.
Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
I’d probably be laughing too hard to be able to keep looking.
What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
I can’t really think of one.
Funniest sexual experience you've ever had?
That would be the time I wore a … um … toy and allowed my boyfriend to hold the remote while we went shopping for the day. At times, it wasn’t really funny for me, but the boyfriend sure found it amusing.
Most embarrassing sexual experience?
I called someone by the wrong name…it led to one of those awkward quiet moments where I just wanted to leave, but couldn’t because, well, I didn’t have clothes on.
Dominant or Submissive?
Submissive until someone grabs a cane. At that point, I’d grab my own cane and it would become a sword fight.
A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?
Winning the lottery…it just hasn’t happened for me yet.
Your stand on sex toys?
I don’t typically stand on them. That’s not what the instruction booklet said to do.
Siiiigh, that was fantastic…how about some pillow talk?
What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
I’d probably sit around being annoyed…because I don’t want to be a guy.
How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
Look for the tall blonde who appears to be completely clueless as to what is going on around her.
What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
“That sonofab*tch left the coffee maker on again!” (My hubby has some annoying habits)
What is a question you want me to ask you?
“How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?” (3 times fast)
What is a question you refuse to answer?
Any tats or piercings? If so, where?
Tats and holes from old piercings. I have my astrological sign on my neck (Leo!) and two dragons on my lower back. I previously had my belly button pierced and had a floating ring in the center of my tongue.
Biggest turn on?
The strong, silent type.
Biggest turn off?
An overly emotional guy. I can NOT handle men who cry. I know! It’s wrong! But, yeah. Or when a guy is a doormat, I can’t handle that either.
Ignorant people, busy bodies, gossipers and generally, any person who uses their time bullying others.
So tell us something nobody knows about you?
That I’m an evil genius…but only on Thursdays and the occasional Saturday. Otherwise, I’m pretty much an open book.
What did you think while reading these questions?
I want more questions.
Thank you for answering my naughty questions. Was it as good for you as it was for me?
That depends – how good was it for you?