Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Kristen Proby Edition: Dare To Tell The Truth with Kayla The Bibliophile

Let's Start with a little foreplay...

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you? 

I don’t think I can tell you this. I mean, I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you and I can’t get my nails done in prison. Other things that I don’t enjoy happen in prison. Next!

Craziest Fan moment?
I met up with a couple of readers for lunch not long ago, and they arrived at the restaurant before me. As I walked in, one of them started freaking out, saying, “Oh my God!” and was just really excited, but I thought for sure someone really cool like P!nk had walked in behind me, so I kept looking around, like, “Who’s here?”

Pick one !

Favorite book and or author?
Wayyyyyy too many to pick.

Fuckin’ A! Gah… you’re mean. Well… Hmm… damn. Right now, in this minute, I’m really in love with Samantha Young’s On Dublin Street.

Import or Muscle car?
Muscle cars are sexy.

One Direction or Justin Bieber?
I prefer MEN to BOYS. So, I’ll take Adam Levine, please. :)

White, Dark or Milk Chocolate?
Milk chocolate… with wine. 

Sam or Dean? 
Can’t I have both? I’m a greedy bitch.

Commando , Boxers or Briefs?
Boxer briefs, but not the ones that go most of the way down the guys’ thigh. I like the hot short ones. Rawr.

Damon or Stephan?
Umm… Damon.

Wine or Mixed drink?
It kind of depends on where I am, but I drink wine more often.

Coke or Pepsi?
Diet Pepsi

Biker boy or Rocker dude?
Oh, God… I’m really fond of rockers these days. Foul-mouthed, arrogant-yet-sensative rockers. 

Whips or chains?
Chains, baby.

Do you believe in vampires?

Screamer , moaner or silent?
There is a time and place for each of those. Make noise, people! Express yourself!

Ever been arrested? If so what for?
I’ve never been arrested. See my aversion to jail above.

Who is your celeb crush?
I do believe the whole world knows that I want to marry Adam Levine and have his tattooed babies.

Author you'd love to bang?
She knows who she is, and all I’ll say is, it is ON in Vegas! LOL

If you were stuck on an island with 5 authors who would they be and why?
-Tara Sivec because she would keep me laughing.
-Dr. Ivan because, well, he’s hot, and we’ll need a guy to do the heavy lifting. 
-Molly McAdams because I’m hoping she’ll bring Charlie with her.

Wait… can I get my nails done on this island? 

-Kelli Maine because she’s awesome.
-Courtney Cole because I know she’ll bring the wine!

First car you owned?
You’re all going to judge me for this, but remember, I was 15 and it’s my dad’s fault. I had a 1979 Chrysler Cordoba, in shit brown. It was HUGE! The guys at school used to stand behind the car and make motions like they were guiding an airplane landing. So embarrassing.

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
I would say that I want to fly but I am deathly afraid of heights. So, I’ll go with the super-power of being really fast like The Flash. Then I could get more done!

What would you do with your super power if you had it?
I would get shit done!

Would you abuse your super power? How?
I would never, ever abuse the super power. Honest.

Enough foreplay, let's get it on!

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
A margarita. Yum. I’ll take two, please. With chips and salsa. There’s a lot of food talk in this Q&A. Now I’m hungry.

Do you ever leave home without panties on?
You mean, this isn’t normal?

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
Um… no. Well, I now work from home, and I do have sex here, so I guess… yes. Wow, I feel dirty now.

What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
Behind a Costco on Christmas Day. Oh, God, my dad had better not read this.

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
Reading! It’s fucking awesome!

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
Hmm… Uh… I have a thing for firefighters.

Does size matter?
Well, yeah.

Do you or have you ever had a“cop” fantasy?
They use handcuffs. OF COURSE I’ve had a cop fantasy!

Do you or have you ever had a“Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
No, I’ve never thought about seducing the UPS man or the plumber. 

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
I’m human. Of course. But I’d also tell her to cover that shit up.

Ever been caught doing the dirty ? spill it !
Nope. But it’s been close.

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
I can’t answer this question.

Ever swung for the other team?
LOL No. I’m way, way, way into men. 

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had...
It involved food, that’s all I’ll say.

Most embarrassing sexual Experience?
This one also involved food.

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
I would pee everywhere! It’s so unfair, the urination freedom guys have. 

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
I’m the dorky blonde with the fabulous handbag.

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
She’s funny.

What is a question you want me to ask you?
How did you get so pretty?

What is a question you refuse to answer?
I can’t remember what it was… see above.

Any tats or piercings? If so where?
I have a tat on my left shoulder blade, will be adding more soon. Ears are pierced.

Biggest turn on?
Brains and sense of humor

Biggest turn off?

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?
It involves a tropical beach

Your stand on sex toys?

*Sigh* That was fantastic, how about some pillow talk?

Pet peeve?
When people bang their car door into my car door. Grrrr.

So, tell us something nobody knows about you?
I’m a massage therapist. Well, used to be, a long time ago.

What did you think while reading these questions?
That I am not witty enough to answer them!

Thanks again for being here, we had a blast and hope to have you back again soon.   Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go ?
Thank you so much for hosting me! This was fun!

Be sure to check out Kristen's most recent release of the 'With Me In Seattle' series!!

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