Monday, May 13, 2013

Brooke Cumberland Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

Author Brooke Cumberland

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you ?
A lot actually, because there’s always shit coming out of my mouth that makes no damn sense. The one thing that comes to mind is back in elementary school – I was in 5th grade in gym class playing with that large parachute. Well, I had on sport pants with buttons that went down the side. My legs were underneath it as we were playing some sort of game, and when a kid went to pull me in, he grabbed my pants and took them right off! And I wasn’t wearing shorts underneath. Ugh, that sucked. Underwear... whole class… humiliated.

Favorite book and/or author ?
I have so fricken many. Samantha Young – On Dublin Street is a favorite. E.L. James, Molly McAdams, Colleen Hoover, Jessica Sorensen, Sylvain Reynard, Jamie McGuire, Alice Clayton, Sylvia Day… okay, I’ll stop rambling now.

One Direction or Justin Bieber?
Umm, neither. I’m not 12.
White, Dark or Milk Chocolate ?

Sam or Dean ?

Commando , Boxers or Briefs ?

Wine or Mixed drink ?
Arbor Mist – if you can call that a wine.

Coke or Pepsi ?
Neither, hate dark soda. Mt Dew.

Biker boy or Rocker dude ?
Honestly… neither, but if I had to chose… I’d say Rocker.

Whips or chains ?

Do you believe in vampires?
Duh… I’ve seen Twilight.

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
The super power to eat as much junk food as I wanted without gaining a pound. Especially chocolate.

Screamer , moaner or silent ?

What would you do with your super power if you had it?
Eat chocolate cake all day long and Doritos and donuts.

Would you abuse your super power? How?
Oh most definitely!!!!!!!

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Malibu pineapple

Do you ever leave home without panties on ?
Yes… stay at home mom…. Sometimes you just forget.

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
No… but that would be hot.

What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
In a car in a church parking lot.

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
Reading a sexual story… most definitely.

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?

Does size matter ?

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
No… at least none of the cops in my town…

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
Service man… perhaps ;)

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
Probably. I’d have to double check that what I thought I saw was actually what I saw.

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
Up until I was 21, they were all strange hahahaha

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had
In a car out in the middle of no where… it was erotic, but totally funny because it was during the day and I was so paranoid cars driving by could see.

Most embarrassing sexual Experience ?
Trying to get it on in a bathroom… seriously, not easy.

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
Walk around topless.

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
I’m a typical mom… yoga pants, flip flops, hair in messy bun, no makeup. I do like to dress up – but, I just don’t need to when I’m home most of the day taking care of the little one.

What is a question you want me to ask you?
Are they real?

What is a question you refuse to answer?
What’s my favorite position.

Any tat's or piercings ? if so where ..
Just pierced ears. But I do want to get a tattoo soon.

Biggest turn on ?
Hairy chest… but not TOO hairy. I like to know my man’s a man.

Biggest turn off ?
talking about video games or comics.

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet ?
If I wasn’t already married, my fantasy would be to find a hot, foreign man to have my way with.

Your stand on sex toys ?
Yes to some… I don’t go all butt plugs and gag toys.

Pet peeve?
Honestly… leaving the lights on! Can’t stand it.

So tell us something nobody knows about you ?
My debut, novel, Kitchen Affairs, was inspired by how I met my husband ;) He was the restaurant manager & I was the cook.

What did you think while reading these questions ?
I’m thinking I need to go in the shower.

Dominant or Submissive?
Thanks again for being here, we had a blast and hope to have you back again soon .


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