My favorite cook wanted to Dare to Tell the Truth! Her hilarious sense of humor and love of books totally qualified her for the challenge! Enjoy the wittiness that is Katie, from Katie Kay's Kitchen.
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What would you say is the most
embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you ?
I just belched really loudly, and my hubby just said it was probably Top 5.
Craziest Fan moment ?
So I’m at the Hustler strip club in Paris, and I spot John Cusack from across the room. I immediately lose all cool, almost hyperventilate, and watch in amazement as my friend remains super calm, cool, and collected. Wishing I had her flair for being really fucking cool, I duck behind a column where I can peer around and watch him sitting there, drinking his drink, talking to his friends, and doing pretty much nothing exciting. Still, I stand there. Staring. And that’s it. Nothing else happened. But if things had been different, that could have been a really crazy fan moment.
Favorite book and or author ?
Anyone who reads can’t answer this question. But for now, I’ll say Kelley Armstrong’s Chicagoland Vampire series, everything James Patterson has ever written, all of Kelley Armstrong’s books, and Keri Arthur’s Riley Jenson series. I can’t pick ONE!
Pick one !
Import or Muscle car
I’d like an import with a powerful engine.
One Direction or Justin Bieber?
Neither, I’m sure there are laws against both. Plus, I prefer men.
White, Dark or Milk Chocolate ?
Milk chocolate. White chocolate isn’t even chocolate! Ugh.
Sam or Dean ?
Dean. I named my son after him. Shh, don’t tell my hubby! He thinks we randomly picked the name.
Commando , Boxers or Briefs ?
Boxer Briefs are soo sexy!
Damon or Stephan
Nobody likes a goody-two-shoes. I love sexxy brooding.
Wine or Mixed drink ?
Red wine!
Coke or Pepsi ?
Gross. Root beer!
Biker boy or Rocker dude ?
Biker boy. No--rocker dude. No wait--biker boy. Okay, I can't decide. If he has guy-liner, he's hot.
Whips or chains ?
Confession: I’m a whip and chain virgin! Christmas gift idea, mom!
Do you believe in vampires?
In my fantasies.
If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
Invisibility, because maybe I’m a sick fuck. Or maybe I just want to be a fly on the wall…
Screamer , moaner or silent ?
Moaner. Screaming seems fake.
What would you do with your super power if you had it?
Now that I think about it, I don’t care what people say about me. And I really don’t care what they do in the bedroom. Is it too late to change my mind? I want mind reading! To know what people are really thinking, wanting, feeling…I’d be the best lover, worker, and friend in the world! Not that I’m not already.
Would you abuse your super power? How?
Isn’t that the point?
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Red wine, red wine, and red wine.
Do you ever leave home without panties on ?
Never. Chafing! Hello! My lady bits are delicate.
Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
In the back of a bar on a food prep table. It was hot and forbidden.
What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
Hubby and I conceived our child standing up in the corner of a parking garage. I sure hope mom isn’t reading this.
What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
Definitely reading! I can visualize everything I like.
What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
My hubby told me to say “Engineers.” 2nd to Engineers, I’d have to say physical therapists/trainers. Because they work you so hard, then they touch your sweaty body and don’t appear to care. Hot.
Does size matter ?
Absolutely. So does girth. Nobody wants a pencil dick.
Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
I think that’s only a fantasy if you don’t actually know any cops.
Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
Honestly—no! I’ve seen too many bad pornos.
If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
Eww. No. Women are soft and beautiful, but only in their hips, breasts, butts, and legs. To actually see a naked beaver…nope. I’m good. But I WOULD immediately text everyone I know and maybe post on facebook that there’s a tramp on the bus.
What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
It was the most hooked penis I’ve ever seen. Seriously, you know that movie Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo? They make fun of this hook penis and say if you painted it silver you could call it a kick stand? That was this one. I didn’t even think it would go in. Thin and hooked. Odd.
Funniest sexual experience you've ever had
We were at the beach for a weekend with another couple and their teenage boys. The adults got pretty hammered because we had a house on the water, and why not, so my hubby and I thought it would be a great idea to Get It On in the ocean. Thankfully we were sober enough to remember it’s GALVESTON we’re talking about. We weren’t more than thigh-deep in that brown ass water. But apparently when we were done and walked back to the shore, our friends’ teenage boys had copped a squat in some chairs on the beach and enjoyed the show. It’s 1am! Don’t you kids have BEDTIMES!? I was never really embarrassed by this. I think they high-fived my hubby the next day.
Most embarrassing sexual Experience ?
I’ve been trying to think of something and I can’t. Seriously. Nothing embarrasses me. The closest would be a queef, but really, who doesn’t that happen to? I blame the guy. Stop taking it all the way out and shoving it back in! You’re just pushing air in!
What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
Jerk off all day long, and have sex with a woman. I’m dying to know what that’s like. Serious penis envy.
How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
I’m the really tall girl.
What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
What was our most embarrassing sexual experience?? Hmmm….
What is a question you want me to ask you?
Will I make out with you?
Answer: NO I will not make out with you! I’m here to LEARN!
What is a question you refuse to answer?
There’s no specific question I won’t answer. I have dark secrets I won’t divulge, but you wouldn’t know the right questions to ask…
Any tat's or piercings ? if so where ..
I used to have a navel ring, a tongue ring, 3 piercings in one ear and 2 in the other. Now I just have 1 in each ear and 3 tattoos. I have a 4 leaf clover on my left butt/hip, a butterfly on my left abdomen, and a dove and a blue morning glory on my right lower back. Almost a tramp stamp.
Biggest turn on ?
Straight, white teeth and bedroom eyes. And dark hair.
Biggest turn off ?
Bad grammar, no sense of humor
A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet ?
Whips, chains, and most sex toys other than just standard dildos and vibrators.
Your stand on sex toys ?
Eager!
Pet peeve?
Too many to name. Honestly. Sometimes I think I hate people because of how many things bother me. This is why I love wine and food. They aren’t people.
So tell us something nobody knows about you ?
I like turtles.
What did you think while reading these questions ?
I can’t remember every sexual escapade I’ve had. And that’s sad. Or impressive. Depends on who you are. In thinking back on my escapades, I recall a time a girlfriend and I went out for drinks. We came back to her apartment with some Taco Cabana (best idea EVER…right?!?!) and proceeded to take naked pictures of each other while we ate our tacos. Sour cream dripping on our breasts, crazed, mascara-smeared eyes…it was hilarious the next day. It was like the sexy/ugly version of David Hasselhoff eating a burger. Which was actually sexy/ugly also. It was the Exact. Same. Thing. as The Hoff eating his burger.
Dominant or Submissive?
I think I’m afraid to let myself be that vulnerable, so probably dominant. Although it seems like sub would be the greater pleasure.
Thanks again for being here, I had a blast and hope to have you back again soon!
Thank you, beautiful Kayla!
Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go ?
Eat food and drink wine in KatieKaysKitchen.com
I just belched really loudly, and my hubby just said it was probably Top 5.
Craziest Fan moment ?
So I’m at the Hustler strip club in Paris, and I spot John Cusack from across the room. I immediately lose all cool, almost hyperventilate, and watch in amazement as my friend remains super calm, cool, and collected. Wishing I had her flair for being really fucking cool, I duck behind a column where I can peer around and watch him sitting there, drinking his drink, talking to his friends, and doing pretty much nothing exciting. Still, I stand there. Staring. And that’s it. Nothing else happened. But if things had been different, that could have been a really crazy fan moment.
Favorite book and or author ?
Anyone who reads can’t answer this question. But for now, I’ll say Kelley Armstrong’s Chicagoland Vampire series, everything James Patterson has ever written, all of Kelley Armstrong’s books, and Keri Arthur’s Riley Jenson series. I can’t pick ONE!
Pick one !
Import or Muscle car
I’d like an import with a powerful engine.
One Direction or Justin Bieber?
Neither, I’m sure there are laws against both. Plus, I prefer men.
White, Dark or Milk Chocolate ?
Milk chocolate. White chocolate isn’t even chocolate! Ugh.
Sam or Dean ?
Dean. I named my son after him. Shh, don’t tell my hubby! He thinks we randomly picked the name.
Commando , Boxers or Briefs ?
Boxer Briefs are soo sexy!
Damon or Stephan
Nobody likes a goody-two-shoes. I love sexxy brooding.
Wine or Mixed drink ?
Red wine!
Coke or Pepsi ?
Gross. Root beer!
Biker boy or Rocker dude ?
Biker boy. No--rocker dude. No wait--biker boy. Okay, I can't decide. If he has guy-liner, he's hot.
Whips or chains ?
Confession: I’m a whip and chain virgin! Christmas gift idea, mom!
Do you believe in vampires?
In my fantasies.
If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
Invisibility, because maybe I’m a sick fuck. Or maybe I just want to be a fly on the wall…
Screamer , moaner or silent ?
Moaner. Screaming seems fake.
What would you do with your super power if you had it?
Now that I think about it, I don’t care what people say about me. And I really don’t care what they do in the bedroom. Is it too late to change my mind? I want mind reading! To know what people are really thinking, wanting, feeling…I’d be the best lover, worker, and friend in the world! Not that I’m not already.
Would you abuse your super power? How?
Isn’t that the point?
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Red wine, red wine, and red wine.
Do you ever leave home without panties on ?
Never. Chafing! Hello! My lady bits are delicate.
Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
In the back of a bar on a food prep table. It was hot and forbidden.
What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
Hubby and I conceived our child standing up in the corner of a parking garage. I sure hope mom isn’t reading this.
What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
Definitely reading! I can visualize everything I like.
What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
My hubby told me to say “Engineers.” 2nd to Engineers, I’d have to say physical therapists/trainers. Because they work you so hard, then they touch your sweaty body and don’t appear to care. Hot.
Does size matter ?
Absolutely. So does girth. Nobody wants a pencil dick.
Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
I think that’s only a fantasy if you don’t actually know any cops.
Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
Honestly—no! I’ve seen too many bad pornos.
If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
Eww. No. Women are soft and beautiful, but only in their hips, breasts, butts, and legs. To actually see a naked beaver…nope. I’m good. But I WOULD immediately text everyone I know and maybe post on facebook that there’s a tramp on the bus.
What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
It was the most hooked penis I’ve ever seen. Seriously, you know that movie Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo? They make fun of this hook penis and say if you painted it silver you could call it a kick stand? That was this one. I didn’t even think it would go in. Thin and hooked. Odd.
Funniest sexual experience you've ever had
We were at the beach for a weekend with another couple and their teenage boys. The adults got pretty hammered because we had a house on the water, and why not, so my hubby and I thought it would be a great idea to Get It On in the ocean. Thankfully we were sober enough to remember it’s GALVESTON we’re talking about. We weren’t more than thigh-deep in that brown ass water. But apparently when we were done and walked back to the shore, our friends’ teenage boys had copped a squat in some chairs on the beach and enjoyed the show. It’s 1am! Don’t you kids have BEDTIMES!? I was never really embarrassed by this. I think they high-fived my hubby the next day.
Most embarrassing sexual Experience ?
I’ve been trying to think of something and I can’t. Seriously. Nothing embarrasses me. The closest would be a queef, but really, who doesn’t that happen to? I blame the guy. Stop taking it all the way out and shoving it back in! You’re just pushing air in!
What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
Jerk off all day long, and have sex with a woman. I’m dying to know what that’s like. Serious penis envy.
How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
I’m the really tall girl.
What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
What was our most embarrassing sexual experience?? Hmmm….
What is a question you want me to ask you?
Will I make out with you?
Answer: NO I will not make out with you! I’m here to LEARN!
What is a question you refuse to answer?
There’s no specific question I won’t answer. I have dark secrets I won’t divulge, but you wouldn’t know the right questions to ask…
Any tat's or piercings ? if so where ..
I used to have a navel ring, a tongue ring, 3 piercings in one ear and 2 in the other. Now I just have 1 in each ear and 3 tattoos. I have a 4 leaf clover on my left butt/hip, a butterfly on my left abdomen, and a dove and a blue morning glory on my right lower back. Almost a tramp stamp.
Biggest turn on ?
Straight, white teeth and bedroom eyes. And dark hair.
Biggest turn off ?
Bad grammar, no sense of humor
A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet ?
Whips, chains, and most sex toys other than just standard dildos and vibrators.
Your stand on sex toys ?
Eager!
Pet peeve?
Too many to name. Honestly. Sometimes I think I hate people because of how many things bother me. This is why I love wine and food. They aren’t people.
So tell us something nobody knows about you ?
I like turtles.
What did you think while reading these questions ?
I can’t remember every sexual escapade I’ve had. And that’s sad. Or impressive. Depends on who you are. In thinking back on my escapades, I recall a time a girlfriend and I went out for drinks. We came back to her apartment with some Taco Cabana (best idea EVER…right?!?!) and proceeded to take naked pictures of each other while we ate our tacos. Sour cream dripping on our breasts, crazed, mascara-smeared eyes…it was hilarious the next day. It was like the sexy/ugly version of David Hasselhoff eating a burger. Which was actually sexy/ugly also. It was the Exact. Same. Thing. as The Hoff eating his burger.
Dominant or Submissive?
I think I’m afraid to let myself be that vulnerable, so probably dominant. Although it seems like sub would be the greater pleasure.
Thanks again for being here, I had a blast and hope to have you back again soon!
Thank you, beautiful Kayla!
Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go ?
Eat food and drink wine in KatieKaysKitchen.com
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