Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Mommy's a Book Whore Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

I asked fellow book blogger Mommy’s a Book Whore to answer my shocking questions!

After a little hair pulling and lots of blushing…I finally got her to open up hehe!

Make sure to follow the link below to like her page!

Most embarrassing moment?
When I dropped my keys in the parking lot at work and bent over to get them and my tit fell out of my bra and shirt and I flashed some random dude that worked in my building.
Craziest Fan moment?
The Twilight marathon when I was at the theater for like 16 hours to watch all 5 movies back to back .... it was awesome! Go team Jacob!
Favorite book and or author ?
At the moment it is Jasinda Wilder Falling Into You... epic.
Pick one !
Import or Muscle car?
Muscle Car!
One Direction or Justin Bieber?
I would rather be stabbed in the eye with a fork than pick one.
White, Dark or Milk Chocolate ?
Lindt Milk Chocolate truffles with white chocolate filling.. mmm.
Sam or Dean ?
Who? Is that from that Supernatural show? If so the one with the sexy hair and hot car.
Commando , Boxers or Briefs ?
Boxer briefs... yum
Damon or Stefan?
Damon is the only Salvatore brother... Ian.. he would have to be my number one freebie!
Wine or Mixed drink ?
Mixed drink.. anything fruity
Coke or Pepsi ?
Mountain Dew.
Biker boy or Rocker dude ?
How about a billionaire rocker dude with a bike?
Whips or chains ?
oo Whip me baby!
Do you believe in vampires?
In my wildest dreams... they will be sexy hot like the Blackdagger Brotherhood boys and yeah... Don't tell the hubs.
If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
That's a tough one.. Maybe invisibility... hmm...
Screamer, moaner or silent ?
Hmm... definitly a moaner... sometimes a screamer... silence is kind of impossible how do people do that?
What would you do with your super power if you had it?
Um... stalk people duh!
Would you abuse your super power? How?
Every single damn day!! I would be like a ghost turning the shower water cold right before you stepped in... shutting doors you opened... turning the blender on before you put the lid on it... ah the fun I could have!
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Smirnoff Ice
Do you ever leave home without panties on ?
Ew, no way! Only hookers and desperate celebrities do that shit!
Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
I so want to lie and say no.... but I promised myself I would be honest so, yes! In the parking lot, in a truck, not sexy.. not even good... not worth the trouble.
What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
Probably that truck... I know, I know lame!
What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
Reading...and for any idiot who says porn is better than a book... you haven't seen the inside of my head when I'm reading some smut!
What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
Rockstars are sexy... I LOVE when a man can sing. I'm so lucky my hubs can sing, even if it is only to me and our kiddos and he isn't some rock God he makes me swoon!
Does size matter ?
Come on, really? Of course it matters! Anyone that says it doesn't matter has a man with a small dick and is trying to make them feel better.
Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
I would probably do a double take then point it out to whoever was with me and laugh my ass off... maybe try to take a picture because no one is going to believe that shit. I swear these kinds of things always happen to me!
What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
It wasn't even mine, but I was driving down the street to get dinner after a shitty day at work and there was a guy face fucking a chic in his driveway. Not just getting a sexy lil blow job trying to be all slick and not get caught.. Noo this was full on face fucking with his hands in her hair and of course I drove by flapping my jaw like a fish out of water and he smiled and waved. Seriously, like I said these crazy things always happen to me!
Funniest sexual experience you've ever had
That would have to be drunk sex on my 21st... yeah... moving on.
Most embarrassing sexual Experience ?
Farting... in my defense I was very pregnant.
What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
I would take a shower.... a nice Loooooooooooooooooooooong one. Then I would have someone kick me in the balls so I know if it really hurts as bad as those wussies claim.
How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
I will be the one who looks like I haven't combed my hair in two days with a baby on one hip and a toddler pulling my jeans down so I'm sure you can see some of my granny panties I'm wearing since I haven't had time to do the laundry and yes that mascara is at least a day old! And for the love of God don't ask what that spot on my shoulder and/or pant leg is.... Don't judge me!
What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
That my husband is a dork.
What is a question you want me to ask you?
Are you really going to post this for the world to see?!
What is a question you refuse to answer?
Wait that was an option?! Damn it!
Any tat's or piercings ? if so where ..
My ears are down to one hole each now in my old age... but at one time I had 4 each! I have a tramp stamp! LOVE tats! Hurts so good. lol
Biggest turn on ?
Kissing.. love a good kiss
Biggest turn off ?
Body Hair.
A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet ?
This is a hard one... even though I read the smut I don't really have any fantasies, I leave that up to the hubs.
Your stand on sex toys ?
Yes please! I can give you a couple recommendations. ;P
Pet peeve?
That sound people make when the smack their gums when they eat... Makes me want to set them on fire!
So tell us something nobody knows about you ?
When I find a book I love sometimes I turn right around and read the book or series again the moment I've ended it. I have read Fifty Shades of Grey 4 times, Twilight 7 times, The Host 5 times, The Brie Series 2 times.... just to name some.
What did you think while reading these questions ?
Holy shit am I seriously doing this? I can't believe I'm doing this, what the hell, mom knows I'm crazy already.
Dominant or Submissive?
Thanks again for being here, we had a blast and hope to have you back again soon .
Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go ?
I think you asked everything except my dang bra size.... seriously though, go like my page!

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