Ashley & Melissa from Smardy Pants Book Blog
What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you ?
Ashley- The first time I met my hubby’s parents we went to stay at their beach house. Hubby got drunk and wanted to have sex. We were on the pull out couch in the living room and his parents bedroom was down the hall with a direct line of sight to the couch and their door was open. We had sex and I guess I was kind of loud because the next morning his dad came in the living room and said “So Ashley, I guess it was hard to keep Joe off of you last night, huh?” Then he laughed and went outside. SO EMBARRASSING!!!
Melissa-I can’t pin point anything. I don’t really get embarrassed easily. I’m kind of a go with the flow person. If it happens, it happens. Get over it.
Craziest Fan moment ?
Ashley- I don’t have one, yet…
Melissa- Like total fan girl moment?? Standing on my feet for 9 hours and refusing to drink anything to get and remain front row at a Foo Fighters concert. Dave Grohl is my man!
Favorite book and or author ?
Ashley- Favorite Author…Kristen Ashley
Melissa- The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Pick one !
Import or Muscle car
Ashley- Muscle Car
One Direction or Justin Bieber?
Ashley- Please don’t make me choose, I hate both!
Melissa- Death…I pick death over either, lol
White, Dark or Milk Chocolate ?
Ashley- Milk Chocolate
Sam or Dean ?
Ashley- As in Winchester?? DEAN
Melissa- Dean---don’t even know what this is, but Dean is a much cooler name than Sam, lol.
Commando , Boxers or Briefs ?
Damon or Stephan?
Wine or Mixed drink ?
Ashley- Mixed Drink
Melissa- Mixed drink…as long as it contains tequila…lots and lots of tequila…
Coke or Pepsi ?
Ashley- Depends on my mood, I like both.
Biker boy or Rocker dude ?
Whips or chains ?
Melissa- Whips…such a thin line between pleasure and pain
Do you believe in vampires?
Ashley- No, but I wish they were real.
Melissa- No, but I would so be one it they were real
If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
Ashley- To be invisible
Screamer , moaner or silent ?
What would you do with your super power if you had it?
Ashley- I would disappear from everyone so I can read in peace or to have a moment to myself, which NEVER happens.
Melissa- live forever! Oh, and of course save the world….nothing could stop me, I mean really, I would be immortal, lol.
Would you abuse your super power? How?
Ashley- Hell YES! I would play tricks on people. Especially my husband ;)
Melissa- Hell yea! I would mess with the drunks. I would be like shoot me! Then heal myself in front of them….the would sooooo put down the bottle.
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Ashley- I’m a Jack and Coke kind of girl
Melissa- mmmmmm tequila
Do you ever leave home without panties on ?
Ashley- Umm No. You never know what might happen. Even though my husband might like it.
Melissa- Oh no! Bad experience. This chick I work with was wearing a dress…for some reason she had on on panties at work….some how her dress split in the pack and all you could see was ass, crack and more ass!
Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
Ashley- Yes. In the back of a bread truck.
Melissa- Never, I’m a lady, lol
What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
Ashley- The back of a bread truck behind a grocery store.
Melissa- Honestly? I’m vanilla, lol. Probably the car as a teenager, or maybe the laundry room while my boyfriends Dad was in the room beside us.
What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
Ashley- Porn cause I’m a perv
Melissa- Reading, porn is for perverts (my husband is a perv)
What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
Ashley- Any job where a man works with his hands, gets dirty, mmmm…yea!!
Melissa- …..teacher, but online in my books…in real life…maybe…drummer, yes, it would have to be a drummer.
Does size matter ?
Ashley- Not if they know how to use it.
Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
Ashley- My hubby is a cop so all my fantasies are cop related.
Melissa- No…but even if I did I couldn’t say yes…Ashley’s husband is a cop and she would kill me, lol
Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
Ashley- Uhh not that I can think of
Melissa- ? Yea….I just love those short brown shorts on the UPS guys…and the mustaches…they all have mustaches and really tan legs!
If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
Ashley- It depends. If she’s got a 70’s bush going on I might throw up, lol
Melissa- Facebook!! That shit would be all over facebook after I was finished.
What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
Ashley- Can’t think of anything strange
Melissa- —Eh! This guy I used to know wiggled his jaw!!!
Funniest sexual experience you've ever had
Ashley- The hubby (before we were married) and I were having sex in the back of my car in my driveway and my dog came up to the car and barked and the hubby thought it was my dad and he freaked out.
Melissa- in the dark…my husband said he felt like he was Ray Charles, lol.
Most embarrassing sexual Experience ?
Ashley- See my most embarrassing moment
Melissa- I don’t embarrass easy, so I can’t say I have had any.
What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
Ashley- Probably play with myself all day
Melissa- Play with my cock all day!
How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
Ashley- Very short, glasses, very loud mouth, laughs all the time
Melissa- The crazy red head with the big boobs and currently pregnant tummy.
What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
Ashley- She’s a little weird
Melissa- Gosh, she is a bitch!
What is a question you want me to ask you?
Ashley- Don’t matter, ask what you want
Melissa- You can as me anything!
What is a question you refuse to answer?
Ashley- Not sure, haven’t been asked anything I refuse to answer yet.
Melissa- I will answer anything to the best of my ability….now the answer may be total bull shit, but I will still answer ;)
Any tat's or piercings ? if so where ..
Ashley- 3 tats. Skeleton Key on my left forearm, hubby’s name on my right wrist and a ribbon heart on my right foot. The only piercings I still have are 3 in my left ear and 2 in my right.
Melissa- Both. 2 tats on my back and each wrist and one behind my ear. Piercings, former are belly button and tongue. Present Ears, nose and industrial
Biggest turn on ?
Ashley- Someone being dominant
Melissa- A forceful man that will take charge and get what he wants
Biggest turn off ?
Ashley- Not knowing what you’re doing
Melissa- whining and complaining
A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet ?
Ashley- mmm..maybe this is the question I refuse to answer.
Melissa- Sex in public! Yes I am vanilla, but I swear my husband is worse, lol
Your stand on sex toys ?
Ashley- Yes, Please!!
Melissa- So much fun!
Ashley- SLOW DRIVERS!!!
Melissa- Smacking and talking with your mouth full. I hate it!!!
So tell us something nobody knows about you ?
Ashley- hmm, my hubby pretty much knows everything about me so I don’t have anything that nobody knows.
Melissa- then it wouldn’t be something nobody knows….
What did you think while reading these questions ?
Ashley- Hahaha that Melissa is going to be embarrassed.
Melissa- Oh God…please don’t let my husband see, lol.
Dominant or Submissive?
Ashley- I’m submissive in the bedroom but I have a dominant personality
Melissa- Depends on my mood…a little of both ;-)
Thanks again for being here, we had a blast and hope to have you back again soon . Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go ?
Ashley- This was freaking Awesome, I loved it!!! Thanks for having us!
Melissa- This is so much fun! I hope you enjoy reading my answers as much as I enjoyed giving them!