Author Kendall Grey answered 20 of our Crazy Truths!
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What would you say
is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you?
I embarrass myself daily. The humiliation bleeds together
from one moment to the next. I once passed out in a gutter in Amsterdam. The
Dutch people pointed and laughed at me as they walked by. I didn't understand
them, so it was all good.
Craziest Fan
moment?
I haven't had any of those really. Except for that one chick
who got a restraining order against me for trying to lick her face at a book
signing. That was…unfortunate.
Favorite book and
or author?
I don't read.
Biker boy or
Rocker dude ?
Rocker dude all the way! Ain't nothing better than a
steaming hunk of tattooed rock star to get the motor running. VROOM VROOM!
Do you believe in
vampires?
Absolutely not. Vampires are total wusses and were
exterminated centuries ago by rabid unicorns with elephantitis of the nuts.
If you could have
a super power what power would you pick?
I'd love to have the power of suggestion. It would go
something like this:
*Approaches elderly woman in the fruit section of the
grocery store* "So, you like books, huh? Well, what do you think of
STRINGS by Kendall Grey?" *Eyeballs twitch as the magical, mind-bending
power is unleashed upon the unwitting victim* "You love it! That's what
you think! And you're going to tell ALL your friends what a fantastic,
smutterific read it was. RIGHT?" *Twitch twitch*
Screamer or a
moaner?
Moaner. Only because I have 3 ninja Demonlings with bionic
hearing.
What is your
favorite alcoholic beverage?
Grey Goose martini, no vermouth, filthy dirty, extra olives.
Do you ever leave
home without panties on?
Every single day. #GoCommando!
What profession do
you find the most arousing sexually?
Rock star. I have a one-track mind.
Does size matter?
If you're a whale, yes.
Fave cuss word?
It's a tie for "cock" and "cunt." They
go together like peanut butter and chocolate. Mmmm…cunt butter and cock-olate!
What did you want
to be when you grew up?
A veterinarian, a teacher, a librarian, a roller derby girl,
and Queen of the Fucking Universe. I achieved one of those dreams.
Afraid of anything?
Obscurity.
What would you do
if you could be a guy for a day?
Eat every goddamn thing I could find. Guys can devour twelve
pounds of food and not put on a pound. If I so much as look at a piece of
chocolate, the zipper on my jeans regurgitates flabby FUPA under the massive
pressure of muffin top. If I were a guy for a day, I'd also try to get off as
many different ways as I could. I'd put my dick in mouths, pussies, asses, arm
pits--you name it! Just for the hell of it. :-)
How would you
describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
"She's that old, pear-shaped chick with the loud mouth
and the crazy-ass hair."
Any tats or
piercings? If so where?
Six tattoos--four on arms, two on legs. Too many earrings to
count, and a nose ring.
Your stand on sex
toys?
I don't usually stand on them. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.
Here. You do it. *Thrusts a dildo into your hands* How do you work this thing
again?
Pet peeve?
Interruptions. My life is an endless series of these
motherfuckers, and I want it stopped!
So tell us something
nobody knows about you?
I'm a prude.
Awesome! lol
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