Wednesday, May 15, 2013

CJ Roberts Edition: Dare to Tell the Truth with Kayla the Bibliophile

OMG, OMG, OMG....
One of my favorite authors answered my scandalous questions!!
Excuse me while I fangirl out for a sec: squeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Ok...deep breath...composure, Kayla....
Ladies and gents...
CJ Roberts

What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you ?
 
When I was younger, everyone thought my mother was my sister. This doesn’t embarrass me anymore, but it did when I was younger.
 
Craziest Fan moment ?

A few people have cried upon meeting me. It’s always a surreal experience because I’m not really worth crying over…unless we used to date. If we dated and you screwed it up, cry! Cry forever!

Favorite book and or author ?

This is a toughie! I’ll say this, I wrote a lot of Anne Rice fan-fiction in high school. Queen of the Damned is a masterpiece. Lately, I’ve been salivating over S.U. Pacat and her Captive Prince series. PLEASE GIVE ME BOOK THREE!!!
 
Pick one !
 
Import or Muscle car
 
Muscle.
 
One Direction or Justin Bieber
 
I’d have to ask my daughters.
 
White, Dark or Milk Chocolate ?
 
I don’t care for dark chocolate.
 
Sam or Dean ?
 
Manwich.
 
Commando , Boxers or Briefs ?
 
Depends on the man.
 
Damon or Stephan
 
Damon.
 
Wine or Mixed drink ?
 
Both.
 
Coke or Pepsi ?
 
Pepsi.
 
Biker boy or Rocker dude ?
 
Biker.
 
Whips or chains ?
 
Chains.

Do you believe in vampires?

I believe in monsters that suck the life out of you. They prefer to be called corporations.

If you could have a super power what power would you pick?

Persuasion, and I already have it.

Screamer , moaner or silent?

Depends on how badly I’m beaten. We’re talking about fighting right?

Ever been arrested and if so, what for ?

Shhhhhh.

Who is your celeb crush ?

Indie artist, Noah. His voice is sex.

Author you'd love to bang?

Anyone more famous than me. I’m willing to put in work.

What would you do with your super power if you had it?

I’d stare at myself in the mirror and tell myself: You're Good Enough, You're Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like You.

Would you abuse your super power? How?

Yes and in any way possible.

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

The Snoop: Gin + Juice = CJ singing all the lyrics to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cxr1-b6Xkc

Do you ever leave home without panties on?

No.

Have you ever had sex while at work (any job? If so, where?

Yes. I work from home.

What is the strangest place you ever had sex?

On top of a camel as I rode through the Sahara. Dreams count right?

What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching porn or listening to sex?

If I’m reading, I’m doing all three in my mind.

What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?

New York Times Bestselling Author CJ Roberts. Yep, turned on just thinking about it. Sigh. Someday.

Does size matter?

Yes.

Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?

Yes.

Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?

Yes. I’ve pretty much had all the fantasies one woman can stand.

If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?

Depends, do I like what I see?

Ever been caught doing the dirty? Spill it!
 
Yes. I used my powers of persuasion to convince them they didn’t see what they saw. Then we went out for ice cream.

What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?

The first time I saw a dick I grabbed it like it was a snake about to strike…it didn’t go well.

Ever swung for the other team?

Why? What did you hear?

Funniest sexual experience you've ever had

A fart is funny in almost any situation.

Most embarrassing sexual experience?

That awkward moment someone first sees you naked.

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?

Hit the gay clubs and LOSE. MY. MIND.

How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?

I’m the girl who brought a book to the bar.

What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?

Can you date rape your husband? How long can I do this before it’s weird? Maybe I should wake him up……………nah.
 
What is a question you want me to ask you?

Is it cool if I come over and clean your house? Maybe do some laundry? I would LOVE to clean your cat’s litter box.

What is a question you refuse to answer?

Where did you hide the body?

Any tats or piercings? If so, where?

Yes and yes. 5 tattoos: arm, wrist, shoulder, lower back, foot. 2 piercings: ears, and use your imagination.
 
Biggest turn on?

Braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins.

Biggest turn off?

Stupid braiiiiiiiiiiins.

A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet?

New York Times Bestselling Author CJ Roberts.

Your stand on sex toys?

I should buy stock in Energizer.

Pet peeve?

Hundreds: Not erasing something in its entirety. Leaving clothes on the floor. Chewing with your mouth open. Touching dirty shit and not washing your hands. Singing a song I love HORRIBLY. People who touch my face and hair. Change left on counters. Junk mail. People who are bundled up but leave their children practically naked. Cold days. Hot days. Not leaving enough for a glass of anything in a container. People who drive in the fast lane at a slow speed. I could go on and on. I’m compulsive.

So tell us something nobody knows about you?

My life is not as fabulous as some believe and neither am I.

What did you think while reading these questions?

What would Colleen Hoover say?

Thanks again for being here, we had a blast and hope to have you back again soon.
Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go?

Yes, I want to say thank you! Also, Epilogue: The Dark Duet is currently available for pre-order on Amazon.

Please go buy it because all my friends are on the NYT list and they are super mean to me at book signings.

They’re all like: “Hey, CJ. It’s so great to see you again. I really love your books. Some of us are going out later. You should come.”

Translation: “Hey, CJ. I’m glad you’re wearing a name tag because game rekonize game and I didn’t see your name on the bestseller list. Some of us are going out later. You can hold our stuff while we sign autographs. Oh, and Raine Miller just peed in your shoes.”

That was a joke. Laugh. Buy my books. Repeat.




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4 comments:

  1. I just pre-ordered for my Kindle!

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  2. That was amazing. I freaking love her!

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  3. Oh CJ, you are the bomb! Loved the article and can't wait for the Epilogue!

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  4. Can't wait to read Epilogue and great interview btw:)

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