Author Duo Tiffany & Ashley
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What would you say is the most embarrassing thing you have done or had done to you ?
Tiffany: Okay, so I was 19 and pregnant, and working for Taco Bell. When I say pregnant, I mean eight months prego and as big as a whale. We had just finished our lunch rush, so I started to carrying dishes to the back. I squatted down to put the dishes on the floor, you know cause I couldn’t bend over, and my pants ripped, right up the crack of my ass!! Not that that’s embarrassing, no, what made it worse was…wait for it…my big ass was still wearing thongs at the time. Nobody wants to see a big pregnant woman’s white ass in a thong!!
Ashley: This shit happened today! I was in the grocery store and Tiffany was on the phone with me and her ass was reading these questions out loud to me. I always talk on speaker phone with her and she was reading her answers as I’m checking out the fruit section. A few older woman just started looking at me crazy. I’m thinking rude much. Then it dawned on me oh shit Tiffany’s on the phone time to shut speaker phone off. Unlike Tiffany I embarrass easily.
Craziest Fan moment ?
Tiffany: I don’t have one, yet! But I can just say this, Ashley and I are going to the Book Bash this year and I will be fan-girlin’ it up!!
Ashley: No fan moment yet, but bring it on Book Bash. Ima go nuts and be like “OMG I read your book and OMG I loved it so much” yadda yadda you know the rest.
Favorite book and or author ?
Tiffany: Marie Coulson’s, Bound Together…who doesn’t love a successful young businessman and an emo rocker?!?! Seriously, it felt like all dreams had come true when I read that book. Even though, I physically cannot choose if I’m team Jared or team Ollie ;)
Ashley: Do I really have to pick one? Every author on my e-reader for sure. Right now Ima say Molly McAdams since Tiffany stole my favorite author. TEAM OLLIE!!!
Pick one !
Import or Muscle car
Tiffany: Muscle for sure: The old school Dodge Chargers are my favs. It’s kind of how I like my men too, all muscled up!!
Ashley: Muscle car. Chevy Camaros!! Have you not seen how sexy they look? Pair that up with a smokin’ hot ass guy. Yep! Nuff said.
One Direction or Justin Bieber?
Tiffany: Justin all the way! My eight year old laughs at me when I tell her to be quiet when his songs come on the radio HA!!
Ashley: Justin Bieber! Especially since he is of age now.
White, Dark or Milk Chocolate ?
Tiffany: Dark…I like the rich flavor…no pun intended!!
Ashley: White Chocolate for sure. Not a fan of dark or milk chocolate. Yes I am the exception to women when it comes to this.
Sam or Dean ?
Tiffany: Dean all the way
Ashley: Who the fuck is Sam or Dean. Am I that old yet?! Hell no!!!
Commando , Boxers or Briefs ?
Tiffany: I like boxer briefs… Something about underwear hugging a man in all the right ways does something to me!!
Ashley: I’d have to agree with Tiffany. Boxer briefs all the way. I don’t want the whole world to see what my husband is packin’ in boxers and I definitely don’t want my baby to suffocate either. BB are just right.
Damon or Stephan ?
Ashley: ????????????? Again I’m not that old. Maybe I’ve been locked away too long working on our novel and have secluded myself from the outside world for far too long.
Wine or Mixed drink ?
Tiffany: Mixed drink: Jack and Coke…I’m from the south, need I say more!!
Ashley: Mixed drink for sure. Crown and coke or amaretto sour. One time when I was deployed to Qatar my dumbass tried to mix wine with coke. Not such a good idea. Ended up with no buzz. And yes that is one place you can be deployed to and drink. ;)
Coke or Pepsi ?
Tiffany: Coke…When I go somewhere and all they have are Pepsi products, I’ll order a water instead!
Ashley: Ima Coke girl myself. But I must admit I hate going to a fast food restaurant and they always ask “You wanna coke with that,” I just get annoyed with their fake customer service voice and order a sweet tea instead.
Biker boy or Rocker dude ?
Tiffany: Hmmm…this one is hard to choose, but if I had to pick, I would definitely say Rocker!!! One name: KELLAN KYLE ;)
Ashley: Biker boy for sure ;) Nothing like a sexy man who knows how to tap into my wild side.
Whips or chains ?
Tiffany: Both! I would love to be tied up and whipped and blindfolded (I thought I’d add that one in)… I’m a freak, I know it!
Ashley: I would have to say whips. Why? No clue, but I’d like to see how much pain I can tolerate. Inner freak fantasy.
Do you believe in vampires?
Tiffany: No, but if I did…I’m sure I’d have some AMAZINGLY HOT SEX!! Don’t deny it, I know all of you are thinking the same thing too ;)
Ashley: Vampires? Eh..not so much. But they can suck other places without the fangs all they want.
If you could have a super power what power would you pick?
Tiffany: I would like to be able make all my book boyfriends real! That’s right I said it.
Ashley: Tiffany totally stole my idea!!!! I’m tattling!!! My power would be that I would be able to transform myself into a book and be a greedy bitch and have all the hot men in the world to myself. Not to share!
Screamer , moaner or silent ?
Tiffany: Moaner and Screamer…with lots of dirty talk! What can I say, my husband knows what he’s doin’!!
Ashley: Ima silent one. But get me riled up and I might just turn into a screamer!
What would you do with your super power if you had it?
Tiffany: I would make a lot of women happy. You know I’m always trying to please people and I know this would definitely do the trick!!
Ashley: Can you imagine? I’d get to have Christian Grey all to myself. Plus every other book boyfriend.
Would you abuse your super power? How?
Tiffany: ABSOLUTELY!! Obviously for my own personal pleasure…oh wait… I meant personal use ;)
Ashley: Hells yea! Come on, who wouldn’t abuse that power? Rich sexy men for me, myself, and I.
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Tiffany: Beer (Miller Light and Corona) don’t judge me. I get way too drunk on liquor. At least with beer, I can pace myself. And believe me when I say this…I can drink my weight in beer! I know I’m such a redneck HA!!
Ashley: Nothing like a good ol margarita with patron. But I do love me some Crown. Tiffany and I can takes nothing but shots of Crown until the bottle is empty.
Do you ever leave home without panties on ?
Tiffany: Hell no…If I was about thirty pounds lighter and single with no kids, then I probably would!
Ashley: Nope., no commando for me there. Have you seen my ass??? Baby got back! Thong is commando enough for me.
Have you ever had sex while at work (any job)? If so, where?
Tiffany: Nope…but there were a few times that I was really close to finishing the deed!
Ashley: At work, nope but after hours in the parking lot. For sure! I was a teenager what can I say. Horny much?!
What is the strangest place you ever had sex?
Tiffany: In one of my friends’ little brother’s tree house! It was hot, intense, and probably one of the best lays of my life!!
Ashley: Hmm..no where in particular I can think of. Let me think here…I can’t believe I’m about to say this. But in a room full of people. *blushing* That’s all I will say on that note, next question.
What turns you on more, reading a sexual story, watching a porn or listening to sex?
Tiffany: Reading about sex hands down!!! My dirty ass mind goes to some crazy places, if you know what I mean…
Ashley: Definitely reading about it. I’m a shy person so I rather keep all the good stuff to myself. J
What profession do you find the most arousing sexually?
Tiffany: Military men, even though suits do it for me too! There’s just something about a man in military fatigues!! (My husband needs to hurry up and come home)
Ashley: A man in a suit and tie…does that count as a profession? Well for me it does.
Does size matter ?
Tiffany: FUCK YEAH!!! But just because he may be hung, doesn’t give him an excuse not to know what the hell to do with it! Just sayin’!
Ashley: Did you seriously just ask this question?! Heck yea it matters! I’m not about to get down with someone who ain’t packin’. AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.
Do you or have you ever had a “cop” fantasy?
Tiffany: Neither: Firefighter is mine…I would love to have some hot ass slappin’ sex in one of their trucks too ;)
Ashley: Cop and handcuffs?! Mmmm…yep definitely a fantasy. Naughty Ashley might just have to get into a little trouble.
Do you or have you ever had a “Delivery Guy” or “Service Man” fantasy?
Tiffany: Delivery guy: Again uniforms…that’s all I need to say. And I don’t want to have to keep breaking shit just to call up the same repair man! You know, just in case I get a leaky faucet!!
Ashley: I would say no but sometimes there a hot delivery guys out there. You can deliver my package any day and open me up.
If you were on a bus and got a glimpse up a pantiless girl’s skirt would you keep looking?
Tiffany: Hell no!! But I would definitely tell Ashley, just because she would get embarrassed for the poor girl. Then I would tell the girl that her meat curtains were showing!
Ashley: OMG Tiffany!!! But HELL no I would not keep looking. I’d be like girl your va-jay-jay is here to say hey and I’d suggest you shut her the hell up!
What is the strangest sexual experience you’ve had?
Tiffany: My ex- boyfriend thought trying to choke me was a good idea once while we were having sex, let’s just say when I junk checked his ass he never did that shit again HA!!
Ashley: Anytime I’m drunk off my ass is pretty much the strangest experiences that happen. My husband thinks I like my hair pulled when I’m drunk off my ass because I usually don’t give a crap. But one time he did that shit I thought it would be funny if I grabbed some hair in his down south region. He was not happy and pretty much cried like a baby.
Funniest sexual experience you've ever had
Tiffany: Is this for me or the other person??? If it’s for me…my husband and I were trying to do our thing, and he wanted to do one position and I wanted to do a different one. Needless to say, we wound up tossing a coin to see who won!
Ashley: My husband and I were dating at the time….he is so skittish with his feet (they’re not nasty) and while we were at it his sock slid off lost in the moment. He freaked the fuck out like the worst shit in the world happened and he moved so damn fast off the bed to put the shit back on. I thought it was hilarious!
Most embarrassing sexual Experience ?
Tiffany: I squirted once when I came and seriously thought I pissed on my husband!
Ashley: I was so in the heat of the moment that I forgot I had a fuckin’ tampon in. Can you just imagine? “Hey babe, hold on I need to take out my tampon.” Ends the mood real quick.
What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
Tiffany: I would be a man whore and everyone would think I was awesome just because of it!
Ashley: Let’s say the guy would be my husband and he could remember what I did that day…then I would say I would read 50 shades of grey so that way he could retain all that useful information.
How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
Tiffany: I’m the loud, big tits, big ass, don’t give a fuck what comes out of my mouth chick! You either love me or hate me.
Ashley: I’m almost the opposite. Quiet, laid back brunette chick with the big ol ghetto booty. My nickname use to be “Thunder thighs.”
What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
Tiffany: Ashley really needs to be cautious when having me on speaker phone in public, especially when I was reading her my answers to these questions HA!!!
Ashley: I was in the grocery store Tiffany!!! So not fair!
What is a question you want me to ask you?
Tiffany: Did you have fun with this segment? I’m dying to tell you that answer!!
Ashley: If I come up with more questions, can you two be the first we ask? J
What is a question you refuse to answer?
Tiffany: I don’t think I have one. I’m really hard to embarrass, and I’ll tell you just about anything you wanna know!
Ashley: It’s not a matter of refusing it’s a matter of me remembering what happened in order to answer.
Any tat's or piercings ? if so where ..
Tiffany: I have 4 tattoos: tramp stamp, right shoulder blade, inside of upper left arm, and inside right ankle. Piercings: Nipples (yes both, and no it didn’t hurt that bad), nose, tragus on right ear, and three holes in each ear, and I’ve had my belly button done twice!
Ashley: Two tattoos. One of my left foot and of course the typical tramp stamp. Nose piercing, belly button, and my ears. After book bash though Tiffany is going to introduce me to her tattoo artist and piercing professional.
Biggest turn on ?
Tiffany: I like a man who takes what he wants, without having to be told do so. My favorite is being shoved up against a wall!
Ashley: A man who rubs me the right way. I want his hands on me in all the right places without me having to say where.
Biggest turn off ?
Tiffany: Hands and teeth…I like a man with strong hands and nice fingers (no stubs) and I absolutely cannot stand a man who has too many teeth in his mouth or not enough HA!!
Ashley: Feet..ewww! If you got some jacked up ass feet your ass better be wearing socks or get a fuckin’ pedicure.
A fantasy you haven't fulfilled yet ?
Tiffany: Tied up…my husband doesn’t know it yet, but when he comes home from deployment things are about to get real in the bedroom ;)
Ashley: 50 shades of Grey rings a bell…hmmm No fantasies come to mind but the hubby wants to try a sex swing.
Your stand on sex toys ?
Tiffany: LOVE THEM!!! They are without a doubt one of the best inventions made by man! Every girl should own some!!! Let’s just say that I stockpile the hell out of some batteries!!
Ashley: Never had a need for them. I always get what I want! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
Tiffany: I CANNOT stand for people to bite their nails! When someone does it, I wanna ask if they would like some water to go with their clippings! Seriously, It’s fucking gross!!
Ashley: Morning breath or dirty ass ears! I read in books all the time how they kiss first thing in the morning. I always cringe at that visual. Dude, if you got some dirty ass ears and I see that shit (gag) you best be stepping.
So tell us something nobody knows about you?
Tiffany: When I have to talk in front of large groups of people, I have to take a couple of shots or else I will have a panic attack!
Ashley: Does Tiffany count?? I have short term memory. This shit sucks because I always have to rely on Tiffany to help me remember a book. L *me kicking rocks* F U multiple sclerosis!
What did you think while reading these questions ?
Tiffany: I thought these questions were fucking awesome! I’m almost sad there aren’t more to answer!!
Ashley: I thought these questions were not your usual questions and loved every single one of them! NEED MORE
Dominant or Submissive?
Tiffany: Both…I am submissive all the way, until I feel you’re not doing something right then I will totally take charge and show you how it should be done…or BOB will at least!!
Ashley: I’d say submissive. I like a guy who knows how to take control! And 9 times out of 10 I let them think that. ;)
Thanks again for being here, we had a blast and hope to have you back again soon .
Did you have anything else you’d like to say before we go ?
Tiffany: I had so much fun doing this!!! This is my first experience doing a segment like this, but I would do it again in a heart beat ;)
Ashley: A huge thank you to you of course for taking time out of your busy schedule to hear our crazy thoughts. I must say that this was totally outside the box and I like it.